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Milton

I am an idiot...

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Since I am without job or school at the moment, and just sort of kicking the shit, I decided to do something usefull with my time. This included going to a local community college with my friend and hitting on the chicks in his classes. But instead of going as his "friend with no life" I decided to pose as his Croatian exchange student. I know a lot of Bosnians, so I put on my best Bosnian accent and went around to his classes picking up on the ladies. Well it worked better than I thought and quite a few are willing to "hang out with me since I haven't meetnig any of you nice American girls yet." The problem, and why I'm an idiot is that hanging out with girls involves actually talking to them, especially if you're trying to play hot pocket hockey, but I don't know how long I can keep up the accent without slipping into normal English, which would make me fucked and no in the way I want to be...

Anybody have idears?

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keep the accent up, tell em that yuor leaving or somethin and yuo can only go out one night, or be prepared for the "oh my god yuor such a loser, yuo dont have any feelings" type of speech from the unsuspecting ladyfriends....

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If they are already hanging out with you and you slip in the news that you, in fact, are american (or whatever the fuck) I'm sure since they are already there they will give you somewhat of a chance.

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Originally posted by effyoo

Sounds like a plot in a bad sitcom

Yeah, you pissed in your bed, you lay in it buddy

 

Milton, do you even know who Che Guevarra is or what he did during his lifetime?

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i did a presentation for a national history day contest on CHE, came out pretty good, had a paper, a powerpoint, and a whole poster/diarama type thing. i got 4th place, damn chinese kids with glasses always taking first prize....

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I'm going to say that I pick up accents fast and speak English when I meet them, with a few slip ups into accent mode.

 

Yes I do mister Lens, do you?

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i donno if im the only one here who watches friends but this reminds me of the episode where Ross gets nervous in front of his class and gets a british accent...he didnt know what to do cuz he had to teach that class for the rest of the year so he tried to fade the accent out and it was just fucking funny:lick:

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You've gotta pull it off until you stuff at least

one of them.. then after you nut, roll over,

light up a smoke, and then in perfect english

go 'So, Croatia, huh?'

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get one of those "learn english" tapes...bump it in your walkman or if you pick the chick up in your whip have it playing when she gets in the door then turn it off like and be like "i've been working on my english" ...blah blah blah... you're a fast learner and all that shit..she'll think you're a genius and throw the muffin at you

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Originally posted by 26SidedCube

You've gotta pull it off until you stuff at least

one of them.. then after you nut, roll over,

light up a smoke, and then in perfect english

go 'So, Croatia, huh?'

 

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA

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