Devilush Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 you picked out a true winner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rinse Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 im pretty sure she likes golden showers... yup that or roman showers. check her closet for fetish related materials, you might have caught yourself a wild one. hehehe :lol: :crazy: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymity1 Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 maybe she's allergic to dust? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khaotic970 Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 thats crazy that made me think of this one chick i was with but never boned her cause i had only seen her once but we were drunk and she was rubbing her pussy all over me and i didnt want to hit it cause i knew she was a hoe with milage. well the other day i was talking to my dirt bike friends and one of them said he hit it and she smelt like pee. maybe we are talking about the same chick dude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 Originally posted by Al Green ... a closet full of 600 thread count egyptian cotton.. those sheets on a tempur sleep system = the best sleep ever. an exgirlfriend's parents had that setup. i used to love it when they went out of town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsøn Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 Originally posted by E MARTYR :lol: quit dating girls in kindergarten... hahahahahahahahaa hahahahahahahahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 best thread of 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 Patrick Swayze says: Bed wetting is a product of fear! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adderall Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 Originally posted by GnomeToys Punch her in the stomach so she screams and then shit down her throat. :lol: everything this guy says is funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 Ditch her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsøn Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 Originally posted by 26SidedCube Patrick Swayze says: Bed wetting is a product of fear! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 Originally posted by GnomeToys Piss in her mouth and then scream "THE PLASTIC DIDN'T HELP YOU WITH THAT ONE, DID IT?" then donkey punch her. Ok i only got as far as the third post and just about pissed myself..:lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 HHHHHHHHHHAHAHAH fucking tease!! he impressed me with this thread.. that shit is halarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 Originally posted by comdek point it out to her, and laugh. laugh lots. then urinate in her bed, and blame it on her. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymity1 Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 You should just ask her. I mean, why leave the whole thing one big mystery? If it is something fucked up, then you will be glad you found out while it is still early, and if it isn't anything at all, you will also be glad. You never know it could be something as bad as shitting herself or as minor as a strange habit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 http://www.wet-stop.com/images/WetStopBoy.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRAMPS Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 ok sleep over at her house right....and befor you go to be drink lots of watter...hold it best you can for the night...ok when you feel her start to pee....pee with her.. awwwwwww:love2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RubbeRBand Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 Originally posted by iloveboxcars I don't see why you two are sleeping with each other if you aren't comfortable enough to ask her about plastic. shhhhh shut up ready made. she probably doesn't pee in the bed. but if she does and you're both asleep, i hope you pee too. I'll bet it's the period thing, I feel like I've seen this before. girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 Originally posted by adderall :lol: everything this guy says is funny if your 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 Originally posted by E MARTYR :lol: take her picture... and post it all over the internet saying she wet's her bed. ruin her. :lol: seriously if you want to be 'funny' you need to learn to go out on top such as when dee said you were 'funny' after that, just stop posting tease/killin' it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MotherEffer Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 get her drunk then put her hand in warm water when she passes out.:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrUnk MoNKeY Posted January 28, 2004 Author Share Posted January 28, 2004 my new girl friend wets the bed....... ok so we went out 4 a drink last night and i couldnt stop thinking about her wetting the bed. i tryed to focus on other thing but i couldnt. every time she went to the toilet (8 times in 2.5 hours is this alot?) i was getting images of waking up in a piss soked bed, or even worse that scene out of train spotting. thing is i think i could be quite fun to piss in her bed and blame it on her but wot if she dosn't actually wet the bed and i just let rip? i think that will have to mark the end of our relationship shes a rearly nice girl an all but i dont think i can handle bein scared to go to sleep every night, through fear of waking up soked. how do i break up with her? i cant bring my self to tell her my fears wot should i do? :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoner Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 Originally posted by comdek point it out to her, and laugh. laugh lots. then urinate in her bed, and blame it on her. do this and then leave. i think she'll get the message:lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wink ONE Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 Originally posted by DrUnk MoNKeY shes a rearly nice girl an all but i dont think i can handle bein scared to go to sleep every night, through fear of waking up soked. You could completely fuck up a good thing if you don't actually bother to ask what the plastic is there for...if it is for pissing herself...then take comdek's advice... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuck muni Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 Originally posted by GnomeToys Piss in her mouth and then scream "THE PLASTIC DIDN'T HELP YOU WITH THAT ONE, DID IT?" then donkey punch her. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS THREADS FUCKING RAW but yo some bitches got this problem where they gotta pee like every 30 minutes....you might have a chronic pisser on your hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 Originally posted by GnomeToys Piss in her mouth and then scream "THE PLASTIC DIDN'T HELP YOU WITH THAT ONE, DID IT?" then donkey punch her. holy crap i just about died when i read this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahyoulose Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 Originally posted by MotherEffer get her drunk then put her hand in warm water when she passes out.:cool: sorry to break this to you boys... but the whole warm-hand water thing that you do to make your firend piss themselves while you guys are away camping? doesn't work for girls... we rule and i doubt its the period thing.. cuz i havent heard of anyone that has one THAT FUCKING HEAVY! and the "gusher" theory is just... nast .. but i suppose no need for lube in that case Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrUnk MoNKeY Posted January 29, 2004 Author Share Posted January 29, 2004 iv got to ask her i need to know th truth, i cant just do it out right. how am i gunna approch it? wot can i say? how do u ask somone aged 20 if they still wet the bed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 yo, is your girl an elderly black lady?? you know cause sometimes they like to wrap their furniture in plastic just for protection from everything.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 try being in her shoes..... she probably doesnt know how to tell you or to explain to you. so if you approach her with some kind of concern or even some expression, it would be easier for her to explain to you. i mean, there are people with problems like this so it shouldnt be so far fetched. it must be hard for her to tell her boyfriend that she wets the bed after the fact that you slept on the plastic! so just be sympathetic to her. it could be a bed wetting problem or it could be another problem that is far worst. yaaahmsayin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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