SaracasticH Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 BEIN ICE COLD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 "No it doesnt say die Bart die, its german, it means 'the Bart, the'" "Ahh no one who speaks german can be an evil man." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest comdek Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 Ball sweat smells like vinegar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 http://monni.homeip.net/kuvat/wappu02/51_and_nobody_cares_for_me.jpg'> Discuss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 Originally posted by comdek Ball sweat smells like vinegar. You've got problems. My balls always seemed to smell like peroxide after gym class or skating... it's been a while since I checked the meter, tho. ..what's better than cracking your knuckles while jerking off? Crackin up. When soemthing hilarious happens in a porno and you can't help but laugh... then you put yourself outside of the situation as to what you actually look like at that point... yeah... who's got problems? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 http://www.kak.ru/images/archive/11-12/package/PDJpage18.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsøn Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 Originally posted by Jackson "No it doesnt say die Bart die, its german, it means 'live Bart live'" "Ahh no one who speaks german can be a bad person" the Bart the. Is what it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adderall Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 inserting a thermometer into your urethra until the entire length is engulfed, then smashing it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 Watching in glee as the moderators finally ban SarcasticH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S@T@N Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 Originally posted by 26SidedCube You've got problems. My balls always seemed to smell like peroxide after gym class or skating... it's been a while since I checked the meter, tho. ..what's better than cracking your knuckles while jerking off? Crackin up. When soemthing hilarious happens in a porno and you can't help but laugh... then you put yourself outside of the situation as to what you actually look like at that point... yeah... who's got problems? how about right after you bust, and everything that was absolutely ridiculous about the porn catches up with you and you can't ignore it anymore... so you start busting out laughing. like you would've been laughing at it the whole time if you weren't so damn... busy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Whoppie Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 when you let out a string of farts you've been holding in for 3 hours, then you feel the warmth rushing through your pants..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 Originally posted by S@T@N how about right after you bust, and everything that was absolutely ridiculous about the porn catches up with you and you can't ignore it anymore... so you start busting out laughing. like you would've been laughing at it the whole time if you weren't so damn... busy. Hahahaahaa ahahahahahaaaaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 http://www.alliedforce.org/worldrecord.jpg'> try that one on your sack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InDY_500 Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 u have entirely too much time on ur hands........this thread is gonna get SHUT DOWN......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 damn, i would like to say put ya ass on his dick, put ya hand on ya clit, ask him if he likes that shit.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 Flexing your biceps while getting a blowjob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 cooler than being cool. http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon31.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 damn,,,,,hmmmmm,,,,,,,,,,,,,gettin head where the girl looks at you, thats dope... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuckWhitey Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 I dont think Ive cracked my knuckles while jacking off.. does it feel good for real? should I try it? I sit dangerous? how do I do it anyway if one hand is busy?answer me you bastard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymity1 Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 Originally posted by SaracasticH WHATS BETTER THEN CRACKING YOUR NUCKLES WHILE JERKING OFF? You are on some weird shit.....?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuckWhitey Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 ^^^^ naw man, its pretty good shit! I just tried it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 you dirty little bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 poopin on a chinese girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S@T@N Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 Originally posted by S@T@N how about right after you bust, and everything that was absolutely ridiculous about the porn catches up with you and you can't ignore it anymore... so you start busting out laughing. like you would've been laughing at it the whole time if you weren't so damn... busy. ok I have an update... in the form of an example. Scenario - porn involving Lexington Steele. The problem: So yeah I'm doing what young lovers do (by young I mean alone and by lovers I mean me) when they watch porn. The thing is Lexington Steele isn't a normal guy. When he busts, he SCREAMS AS FUCKING LOUD AS HE CAN. I mean HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ear piercing shit. So I bust, hear this, and immediately collapse into a fit of completely unbridaled hysteria. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gfreshsushi Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 so sarcastic h is officially one weird freakin dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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