mental invalid Posted January 26, 2004 Share Posted January 26, 2004 hahaha..... http://www.subpop.com/features/pdork/ Pitchfork Staff Member says “Hi” to real life woman Other staffers admonish one of their own for “selling out” [Posted Friday, January 22nd, 2004 06:00:00 Popdork Pacific Time] Jed Maheu reports: Last Friday at a Pretty Girls Make Graves show, Pitchfork staff member Andy Ward said “Hi” to an actual woman. This marks the first time a member of the Pitchfork staff has made direct verbal contact with someone of the opposite sex. Normally content with sitting in his mother’s basement eating Cheetos and watching bootlegged Jawbreaker videos, Andy somehow got the courage to speak openly to a girl at last Friday’s show. The “Hi” in question came in direct response to ticket girl Mollie Neuman’s “that’ll be twelve dollars please.” Although “here ya go” or “thanks” would have been a more appropriate response this does show progress in Andy’s attempt to mix within his peer group. When asked what he thought of Andy’s attempt at conversation with a female, fellow staffer Jon Slade was quick to point out that “although it would be nice to have a female friend someday, I think that Andy has lost all sense of his indie cred.” Jon then quickly scurried away into a nearby Japanese toy shop and emerged hours later with what looked to be smeared chocolate on his face and “Pocky” sticks hanging out of his back pocket. Andy’s previous verbal encounters with women have included crying when his 6 year old cousin Sandy broke his Clikitat Ikatowi tape and his trip to the nurse’s office in 4th grade after some older kids hit him in the head with a kick-ball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted January 26, 2004 Author Share Posted January 26, 2004 When asked what he thought of Andy’s attempt at conversation with a female, fellow staffer Jon Slade was quick to point out that “although it would be nice to have a female friend someday, I think that Andy has lost all sense of his indie cred.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CIPHER_one Posted January 26, 2004 Share Posted January 26, 2004 i like pitchfork for the most part........ ....but thats really funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted January 26, 2004 Author Share Posted January 26, 2004 yeah i got alot of info from there... but sometimes its just too much for me... some of the other shit on there is really quite amusing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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