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i actually don't mind going to work.

I just got a job last week screenprinting for a small company.This best part is my boss is fine as fuck! And only 4 years older then me.If i didn't have a girl id be on that shit.

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Oh a workin' ass motherfucker, eh?

 

I've been putting my 'resume' out everywhere

and still no luck... you lucky bastard. I say put

the boss in an executive position, too...

:yum:

 

Hit me up man, I sent you an e-mail like Wednesday or something..

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I get paid $9 an hour to replace scsi hard drives, and cd roms, with new ide parts. Easy as fuck. I work monday through thursday 3-6, and sat. 8-3. I get like $300 every 2 weeks. Not bad for my first job, and for being 15 years old

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i enjoy my job too. i work at a liqour store. been working there for about 3 months and already got a raise. i can smoke on the job. and like two days ago. if we catch anyone stealing from my work. we dont call the police. we bring him out back in the woods and get to get a few kicks or punches in on whoever it is. oh and if we see them stealing we have get to tackle them. ah yes. and i get free beer shit. like guinnes air hockey table. beer samplers. shirts.even amstel breath mints. along with the rebate on beer.

god bless

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Originally posted by dr.testical

i enjoy my job too. i work at a liqour store. been working there for about 3 months and already got a raise. i can smoke on the job. and like two days ago. if we catch anyone stealing from my work. we dont call the police. we bring him out back in the woods and get to get a few kicks or punches in on whoever it is. oh and if we see them stealing we have get to tackle them. ah yes. and i get free beer shit. like guinnes air hockey table. beer samplers. shirts.even amstel breath mints. along with the rebate on beer.

god bless

 

if i were you i would just turn that into a career..

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the screenprinting job sounds cool as fuck. right now i'm working for a bakery delivering bread, it's cool but i spend all day in a van driving in traffic, so it's starting to get old. at the end of this semester i'm going back to work in the trades, either working for a general contractor friend of mine or as an electrician's apprentice. i learn way more shit working for a general, but i learn about a ton of different things instead of getting a bunch of experience in one trade. whatever.

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Originally posted by dr.testical

if we catch anyone stealing from my work. we dont call the police. we bring him out back in the woods and get to get a few kicks or punches in on whoever it is.

 

 

A big Record/CD*store was in those same lines around here concidering theft...in order to get cheap security guards they hired some neonazi dudes that belong to an extreme right wing party thats always ballsdeep in trouble. Dont imagine your regular 16-holers/shaved head dude...just regular huge people that are fuckin nazis like skinheads are, minus the appearence.

Anyway, these guys would caught you stealing, drag your ass in the basement and kick the shit out of you.

Aparently the store is located downtown, near a park that all the anarchist kids hangout...these kids know most of those fastists by face from previous beatings in marches and demonstrations...and these kids also rack from said place..

 

To make the story short, once the anarchist kids realised what was going on, they bunched up (about a 100) marched in the shop and in 5 minutes flat destroyed the fuckin place at once...got out, runned in every possible direction and none ever got caught....its kinda irrelevant but kinda cool story

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I'm liking my job too. 18.00/hr to stack fruits and veggies with award winning presentation. I've gained a few pounds from eating so much and my farts smell like def-rot...but atleast I'll never go hungry and I get a paycheck every week.

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Originally posted by 26SidedCube

Oh a workin' ass motherfucker, eh?

 

I've been putting my 'resume' out everywhere

and still no luck...

 

Have you tried my job gettin method yet? I promise it works about 90% of the time. If you keep at it you are gauranteed to get a job with in 3 days or your money back.

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i work at a retirement home, and its dope. no joke. except when my schedule is fucked.

 

 

old people are a trip. tonight homeboy jerry was walking around and couldnt remember where his room was. and josephine was a spanish soap opera tv star, now shes had a stroke and speaks gibberish but still picks up on the old blind guys during dinner.

 

they go to sleep at 7, then ive got free reign of the building. we have our homies come in and we cook steaks and drink champagne like kings.

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id rather make 30 grand a year painting than 30 grand a year selling coke or meth or crack or ex or acid or even pot. well maybe pot cause its legal here in certian countys. but painting on the side even if i did sell pot.

 

drug addicts are way to intense customer service for me.

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Originally posted by mr.yuck

Have you tried my job gettin method yet? I promise it works about 90% of the time. If you keep at it you are gauranteed to get a job with in 3 days or your money back.

 

Ahh.. yuckster pops up.

 

But nah, I haven't tried that yet. The past few

places I've tried either only had a fax machine

or the other was TSA (airport security) who I

contacted via e-mail...

 

If these places don't respond I'm definately

putting the Y.Swindle plan into play.

 

Holla!

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