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I went to work playing pocket pool

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no doubt man, I will randomly email her and ask her to be my valentine this year. The job is rough man, I think I may snap one day. I think I have made some serious mistakes on peoples accounts, oh well. How you been man? I will give you an email once myspace gets back up.

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no shit...D-day um, er V-day is coming up isnt it...? shit. i guess i should get my wife something hmmm? sounds like your job is like office space eh? it took me 45 minutes to make one copies of 45 sheets...misfeed, flying papers, double feeds, misprints....i was getting sooooooo pissed. fuck technology.

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seriously numbers rule the world. Binary codes and what not. Times were simipler when I could just sit there and grunt and spit. Now I got to pay the bills, so I am sitting next to micheal bolton and milton. I even got in on some sports talk and poltics talk at lunch. I remember lunch being about talking about strip clubs and hangovers.

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ahhhh haaaaa, youre working at unitech now then eh. maybe youll meet a jennifer anistonesque bitch sometime in the near future....? or maybe youll just burn the office building down to the ground hrmmm....i guess it could go either way.

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I jerked off once while on lookout duty at two in the morning back in the day with the coast guard.

 

Fun times.

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I jerked off in the filing room at a medical clinic when I worked there. To this day, I think someone saw me, but didn’t say anything. Sound would get muffled there, what, with all those shelves stocked with files.

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At the end of the year, this gets 'Best thread title' vote from me fo' sho'.

 

P.S. I've jerked off at every job I've ever had. I was a projectionist for damn near 5 years at a movie theater and I would spank it up in the booth almost every day. It was in such a position that if any customer looked up toward the projector, they would see me pulling it violently.

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I didnt shoot any pool at work today, but I may later beat it to what I saw at work this morning. getting shown around the bank before opening this morning, I was introduced to two staff members who were in the vault. both mid-20s. both hot women. both stacking bundles of large bills on a table covered in cash.

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At the end of the year, this gets 'Best thread title' vote from me fo' sho'.

 

thanks mang..

 

 

as far as playing the skin flute at work, I got a 15 minute break, I cant even get it up in 15 minutes. It takes me 3 pills of viagra and 10 mags.

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Originally posted by ese

two staff members who were in the vault. both mid-20s. both hot women. both stacking bundles of large bills on a table covered in cash.

ese, you just gave me one of the greatest mental pictures of all time. thank you...

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