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Two of many from the medical marijuana episode:

Marge: Hello..

Homer: Marge, I just realized I'm the "ow" in the word low. And if you tell anyone..

Marge: Honey I like it when you call but we just talked five minutes ago, hang on I've got call waiting... Hello?

Homer: Hey, it's me. I've got Marge on the other line and she is totally bumming me out.

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Otto: Well what are we gonna do?

Homer: Well we can't just stand here staring at our hands... Although... wow!

Otto: Oh, that's right. I married that chick.

-hours pass-

Otto: They call them fingers but I never see them fing. Oh, there they go

Fucking Biggest possible bumps to The Simpsons.

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lol there was this one episode where homer is buying expensive gifts for marge by begging in the streets. Hes sat there reading the paper and marge walks over and says, "look homer tell me where your getting all this extra money from". he looks at her and puts and says "marge, im not going to lie to you" then just carrys on.

 

 

Another one is the horiscope episode. Stupid florispope. . . .

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