Neskoner Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 "mmmmmm,beeeeerrrrr......":D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meateater Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 ... quick get me a wet towel! thats kids got bozzums!!!!! .....dont make me run im full of chocolate!:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiseguy Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 "See you in the car. - Milhouse" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fotofixface Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 Carl: Hey, I hear we're going to Ape Island. Lenny: Yeah, to capture a giant ape. I wish we were going to Candy Apple Island. Charlie: Candy Apple Island? What do they got there? Carl: Apes, but they're not so big. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fotofixface Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 and another... "Yep, here's your problem. Someone set this thing to 'Evil'."-Krusty Doll Repairman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 Get the season 1, 2 & 3 box on DVD!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
23578 Posted January 24, 2004 Share Posted January 24, 2004 the end of the bible special, when they wake up in church, leave saying, "it's embarrassing, but it's not the end of the world". they go outside, and it is the end of the world, complete with family Flanders getting sucked up to heaven. a stairway opens up to hell, Homer says, "it smells like bar-b-que!". and runs down the stairs, then we hear him screaming, "they RAN out of HOT dogs!, ahhh!, the COLE slaw has PIN-apple in it, GERMAN POTATO SALAD!" that's funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WrIot Posted January 24, 2004 Share Posted January 24, 2004 the episode where lisa makes brat and homer think they have leperacy and she goes upstairs pissed cus they juss played a mean joke on her or sumthin and Lucy form I Love Lucy appears out of nowhere and says*raspy voice*"u know what u do ,u go in their rooms and u ....* and her voice gets more and more fucked up becuase of her smoking (wich she dide from) funny ass shit:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted January 24, 2004 Share Posted January 24, 2004 FUCKING GET YOUR OWN SENSE OF HUMOR AND STOP QUOTING TELEVISION. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted January 24, 2004 Share Posted January 24, 2004 save me jebus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldmilkcup Posted January 24, 2004 Share Posted January 24, 2004 Originally posted by Kr430n5_666 FUCKING GET YOUR OWN SENSE OF HUMOR AND STOP QUOTING TELEVISION. television is more amusing than you so shut the cunt up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sludgenuts Posted January 24, 2004 Share Posted January 24, 2004 Originally posted by coldmilkcup television is more amusing than you so shut the cunt up. that was dumb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¤Ñ£§k_ºÑ£R¤ Posted January 24, 2004 Share Posted January 24, 2004 homer to jebus homer to jebus..come in jebus.... umm he was in that book .....bob..joe....(bart)jesus?...(homer) yeah i think thats it... his name is boe..fro...mumbly joe........BOB DOLE!........... u have a three fifteen...(looks at watch)...a three fifteen!...(looks at watch again)..look in your office......OHHHHHH a three FIFTEEN.. i didnt think it was phisically possible but this both sucks and blows...... UP AND ATOM!....up on at-them!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted January 24, 2004 Share Posted January 24, 2004 Carl? Carl Carlson? Is that you?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted January 24, 2004 Share Posted January 24, 2004 Originally posted by im not witty ralph: "whats for lunch tommorow?" lunchlady: NEXT! ralph: "Chicken necks?" oh my god i fucking LOVE ralph!!!!!! There was one where they were at an assembly at school, and principle skinner was giving out red slips to kids because they were failing class... skinner on podium calling out names: wigum, Ralph Wiggum ralph: I WON! I WON! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted January 24, 2004 Share Posted January 24, 2004 Ralph: "This is my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end" ---------- Ralph: "Can you open my milk, mommy?" Ms. Hoover: "I'm not mommy Ralph, I'm Ms. Hoover" ---------- Ralph: "Mrs. Krabapple and Principle Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me" HHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA Sunday School Teacher: Ralph, Jesus didn't have any wheels! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted January 24, 2004 Share Posted January 24, 2004 "My cats breath smells like cat food" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted January 24, 2004 Share Posted January 24, 2004 ralph: ::raises hand:: teacher: ralph if this is about your cats breath....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted January 24, 2004 Share Posted January 24, 2004 bart: why do we have to get church shoes, jesus wore sandals HOMER: well, maybe if he had better arch support they wouldnt have caught him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted January 24, 2004 Share Posted January 24, 2004 Homer: Dad, if i had it my way, you would never die, but try tellin that to killie mcgee up there (points to heaven) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MotherEffer Posted January 24, 2004 Share Posted January 24, 2004 Max Powers who's name you'd like to touch, but you musent toooooouch. His name sounds good in your ear, but when you say it you mustent fear cause his name can be said by anyone... i forget the rest or when chief wiggum runs in the room and does a little somersalt thing and his back goes out. that was great. i tried to explain that episode at a party when i was totally fuckin wasted for like 15 minutes. :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted January 24, 2004 Share Posted January 24, 2004 HOMER AND FLANDERS ARE DRIVING IN THE CAR IN THE SNOW AND THEY HIT SOMETHING AND HOMER GOES HOMER: OOH I HOPE THAT WAS FLANDERS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted January 24, 2004 Share Posted January 24, 2004 Originally posted by TURBOCAPSLOK HOMER AND FLANDERS ARE DRIVING IN THE CAR IN THE SNOW AND THEY HIT SOMETHING AND HOMER GOES HOMER: OOH I HOPE THAT WAS FLANDERS uncomfortable chuckle from homer hey hey, youre all right.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted January 24, 2004 Share Posted January 24, 2004 marge: homer, the kids are trapped at school, how aer they going to get home?! homer: i dont know, internet.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRAUT Posted January 24, 2004 Share Posted January 24, 2004 Homer: Beer - the source of and solution for all problems in life. Homer: mmmmmmmmm pi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOVIE Posted January 24, 2004 Share Posted January 24, 2004 homer to that adopted brazilian kid: "i love you too pepsi...i mean pepi" classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thetrooper Posted January 24, 2004 Share Posted January 24, 2004 marge- "with cans of grease?" homer- "no with savings and wise investments, of course with cans of grease!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HIGHvoltage Posted January 24, 2004 Share Posted January 24, 2004 one of my favorites: Homer: I want to set the record straight: I thought the cop was a prostitute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOVIE Posted January 25, 2004 Share Posted January 25, 2004 ralph: "super nintendo chalmers" :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king kong Posted January 25, 2004 Author Share Posted January 25, 2004 Originally posted by HOVIE ralph: "super nintendo chalmers" :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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