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johnny

FINALLY GETTING FIRED!

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yeha it will be cool for a bout a week.. then you are going to wish you were frying your behind a desk.

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sahhhhweet.. is going to be a "johny, we are just going to have to let you go" or a "JOHNY!! GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS OFFICE AND NEVER COME BACK!!!"?

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Guest Dusty Lipschitz

you are all talk johnny

i wont believe it till you post the pink slip

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Guest imported_Tesseract

hahaha, word johnny,

 

Hooolllleer!

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so are we going to see you a whole lot more on the 12 izzay???

 

or, are you going to sit at home all day and watch tv while eating mayonaise off your chest with a spoon?

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u gettin fired or 'laid off'

 

actually the real question is: do u get unemployment benefits?

 

that sure was nice i should've enjoyed it more than the trip to fla and the dominican republic. enjoy it!!!!!! damn being paid to sit at home..

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congratulations!

i know how hard you've worked for this.

just think of all the stuff you've broken and destroyed on your way back down to the bottom!

good lookin out!

 

seeks/presently employed

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the real question is,

how many things are you gonna sell on ebay that used to belong to your employer

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Guest Pilau Hands

word to seek, i know you've been putting in the hours on trying to get the axe. i'm glad it's paying off.

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last time i parted ways with a good employer i got a years paid vacation paid out even though i only worked there 9 months.....on the books i was only there six and got paid for the other three and collected unemployment for almost two years. plus cashed out 401 ks and stock options.

 

congratulations.

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Guest WebsterUno

*believe*

 

Ive only gotten fired once, when I was 18.

I went to my cuzzinz wedding,

and did a "no show, no call".

Next day, I show up for work,

and boss lady hands me a pink slip.

I say, "Whats this?"

She says, "No Show, No Call...youre fired".

Boss Lady cut me a final check,

and gave me the boot...no questions asked!

 

Fuck KMART!

glad theyre going under.

 

 

 

what did you do?

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probably not asking me...butcha know what Mr. Webster....i had lots of coffee today.

 

I called in sick and blamed it on the black mold in my apartment which triggered my deppression and fatiuge. Which i truly belived was the reason for my excessive abscences. a multi billion dollar bank is scared of lawsuits so i got plugged and temp agencys dont fire you the client ends the assignment and they cant fire you for being ill so you qaulify for unemployment.

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Take a shit in the mens urinal before you leave. I did and it was worth every sketchy second i spent grinding it out.

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Guest krie

If you didnt like your job, how come you just didnt quit it ?

 

Or was it more fun being slack, rude, not working etc and then getting fired ?

 

actually, i like that last option better .. :ballcap:

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yeap, i did not sign a sales agreement/non-compete form which was a 'condition of my employment'. i've officially been 'let go'. i go straight to work tomorrow at the competition's office with all the customers i've cultivated...

 

here's the new puppy..

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