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MEROJUANA

IF I WAS DR. PHIL AND SHIT LIKE THAT.....AYYO GURU! DROP THAT BEAT SON!

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YO ITS ABOUT THAT TIME FOR ME TO POST A THREAD ABOUT SOME SHIT THAT HAS NO RELEVANCE TO ANYTHING, BUT FEEL FREE TO ASK ME ANY QUESTIONS AND I WILL GLADLY ANSWER THEM...MOST OF THE TIME WHEN I EAT MCDONALDS I'LL BE SATISFIED AND SHIT YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN? LIKE ILL BE LIKE "AHHH IM FULL" THEN LIKE AN HOUR LATER I FEEL LIKE SHIT. WHY IS THAT? IS MCDONALDS TRYING TO POISON THE URBAN YOUTH? RACKING OUTTA STATE IS SO SWEET ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY. ITS LIKE NIGGAS ARENT EVEN TRYING TO SECURE ANYTHING, PAINT IS ALL OUT, NO CAGES, I JUST BE KNOCKING CANS INTO THE CART AND WALK OUT WITH THE SHIT. WHATS GOOD WITH THAT? THEY ALWAYS HAVE MY FAVORITE COLORS TOO (BURGUNDY FLAT BLACK & WHITE AND HARBOR BLUE) CHEEZ IS GETTING UP ALOT IN THE BX, (DTB KILLAS!) PROPS TO HIM...UMMM WHAT ELSE. OH YO DID YOU EVER NOTICE WHEN YOU ASK A BITCH A QUESTION ALOT OF THEM RESPOND WITH "MMHMM" BUT NOT A NORMAL "MMHMM" LIKE A MAAAD HIGH PITCHED ONE...IS IT JUST ME? THAT SHIT LOOKS LIKE IT NEEDS TO BE FURTHER EXPLAINED YO MAN MY WIFE IS TAKING DANCE CLASSES AGAIN (SHE'S BEEN DANCING SINCE SHE WAS 4 AND STOPPED WHEN SHE WAS 19, NOW SHE'S BACK INTO IT) SO I'LL BE WALKING AROUND THE CRIB AND SHIT AND SHE'LL BE THROWING HER LEG UP ON THE WALL DOING A SPLIT STANDING UP AND SHIT, SHE EVEN DOES IT IN THE SHOWER, THAT SHITS GOTTA BE DANGEROUS YO...IN THE SHOWER? COME ON. I NEED A WHITE OWL, I HATE DUTCHES, I DONT KNOW WHY NIGGAS ARE ALWAYS ACTING LIKE DUTCHES ARE THE SHIT...I FUCKING HATE DUTCHES, GIMME A WOE OR A PHILLY ANY DAY. ANYWAY I WONDER IF THERES ANOTHER DUDE THAT WRITES "MEROE" OUT THERE, I THINK ABOUT THAT SHIT WHEN IM DUSTED, MATTERFACT ME AND QUES HAD AN IN DEPTH CONVERSATION ABOUT THAT SHIT, LIKE "YO IMAGINE THAT SHIT WAS LIKE YOU IN A ANOTHER DIMENSION OR SOME SHIT, AND THEN YOU HAD TO FIND THE NIGGA AND CHOP HIS HEAD OFF LIKE HIGHLANDER"...I REMEMBER ONE TIME AT QUES' CRIB NIGGAS WERE ALL CRAZY LEAKED OUT AND Q POURED HIMSELF THE HUGEST BOWL OF CEREAL EVER AND WAS EATING THE SHIT WITH A BIG WOODEN SPOON, AND IS EATING THE SHIT IN THE KITCHEN, THEN NASE GETS UP AND DOES AN OUTLINE ON THE WALL WITH ROACH SPRAY...LOL...THAT SHIT WAS SHINING LIKE CRAZY, THEN QUES POPS COMES IN AND IS LIKE "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!" AND QUES IS WALKING OUT OF THE KITCHEN WITH HIS HEAD IN THE CEREAL BOWL AND BUMPS INTO HIS POPS AND SPILLS THE CEREAL ALL OVER AND JUST STANDS THERE LIKE A DEREL. THATS WHAT DUST DOES TO YOU B, SHIT IS BAD NEWS. YO I WISH IT WAS SUMMERTIME ALREADY SO I COULD GO DRINK BEER IN FRONT AND NOT BE ALL COOPED UP AND SHIT, ITS REAL EASY TO GET LOST IN QUEENS SIMPLY BECAUSE OF ALL THE NUMBERS AND SHIT, YOU COULD CALL YOUR BOY UP LIKE

 

"YO IM LOST"

"WHERE YOU AT?

"UHHH IM ON 90TH"

"90TH WHAT?"

"90TH PLACE"

"90TH PLACE?"

"YEAH AND 90TH AVE"

"WHAT??"

"FORGET IT I'LL TAKE A CAB"

 

I REMEMBER ONE TIME WE WERE ALL CHILLIN DOWNTOWN AND ME AND QUES WERE MAD CUZ WE WERE TOTALLY SOBER AND NASE AND OVER ARE DRUNK, SO WE'RE POUTING AND SHIT, AND NASE IS SCREAMING AT SOME CHINESE DUDES BEEFING AND SHIT, SO WE RUN UP TO SEE WHAT THE DEAL IS, AND THE CHINESE DUDES ARE LIKE "NO GOOD ENGLISH, YOU WANT DRINK?" AND HANDS ME A 2 LITER OF SPRITE, SO IM LAUGHING LIKE "NAH NIGGA I DONT WANT SPRITE", AND CHINAMAN IS LIKE "NO NO NO SPRITE, DRINK"...SO I DRINK THE SHIT AND ITS KAMIKAZE! NIGGAS GAVE ME ANOTHER 2 LITER OF KAMIKAZE AND 2 2 LITERS OF COKE THAT ENDED UP BEING RUM & COKE!! SO WE GOT FUCKING WET AND ENDED UP SNATCHING NIGGAS NEXTEL'S IN THE STREET AND RUNNING RECKLESS...LIKE AN HOUR LATER NASE'S CHAIN WAS HANGING OUT AND THIS CHICK COMES UP TO HIM LIKE "PAPI YOU BETTER TUCK YOUR CHAIN IN" IM LIKE "WORD? IS DEBO COMING?" SO WHATEVER SHORTY IS FOLLOWING US AROUND OR WHATEVER AND IRV GOTTI STARTS KICKING IT TO HER AND SHIT AND IT TURNS OUT SHORTY IS A HOOKER, BUT SHE DIDNT EVEN LOOK LIKE IT! LONG STORY SHORT SHE WAS LIKE YO FOR 500 BUCKS YOU GUYS CAN RUN A TRAIN ON ME, NOBODY WAS DOWN FOR THAT SHIT EXCEPT GOTTI CUZ HE'S THIRSTY, EITHER WAY I GOT A FLICK GRABBING HER TIT WITH QUES POINTING TO HER PUSSY (WHICH SHE'S SPLAYING TO THE FULLEST) WITH A HUGE BLUNT, THATS WHY I LIKE SUMMER BETTER THAN WINTER. CUZ I'LL BE AT THE STRIP RIDING SCRUBGUN IN PUN'S CAR DOING DRIVE BY MALT LIQUORINGS. YO I'M ON THE ILL RAMBLETHON. WHATEVER I'LL STOP NOW. HOLLA AT YOUR BOY. I'M PUTTING OUT AN ALL BRONX GRAFFITI MAGAZINE SOON, ANY QUESTIONS OR CONTRIBUTIONS HOLLA AT ME.

 

 

M E R O E

RTEAM 04

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didnt read any of that cause it was in all "caps-lock" and it was hurting my eyes.

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Guest chicken bone

You guys don't even know.. Mero is the funniest dude on this board.

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Originally posted by chicken bone

You guys don't even know.. Mero is the funniest dude on this board.

 

fo rill. read that shit. mero is a sitcom waiting to happen

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Guest krie

post the flicks of the girl

and yeah, that was a funny story :lol:

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Originally posted by MEROJUANA

ITS REAL EASY TO GET LOST IN QUEENS SIMPLY BECAUSE OF ALL THE NUMBERS AND SHIT, YOU COULD CALL YOUR BOY UP LIKE

 

"YO IM LOST"

"WHERE YOU AT?

"UHHH IM ON 90TH"

"90TH WHAT?"

"90TH PLACE"

"90TH PLACE?"

"YEAH AND 90TH AVE"

"WHAT??"

"FORGET IT I'LL TAKE A CAB"

 

 

hahaha

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Originally posted by MEROJUANA

NASE'S CHAIN WAS HANGING OUT AND THIS CHICK COMES UP TO HIM LIKE "PAPI YOU BETTER TUCK YOUR CHAIN IN" IM LIKE "WORD? IS DEBO COMING?"

 

wuahahahha..

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Originally posted by Telo

didnt read any of that cause it was in all "caps-lock" and it was hurting my eyes.

 

neither did i....

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You're wondering if there's another mero out there ??? there is, here, in france, a trainbomber that writes Omer - Mero... want flicks?

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Originally posted by Pinup

You're wondering if there's another mero out there ??? there is, here, in france, a trainbomber that writes Omer - Mero... want flicks?

YEAH THAT WOULD BE FRESH, THEN I COULD TAKE A TRIP TO FRANCE AND HIDE IN "LE LEYEUP" AND WAIT FOR HIM AND WHEN HE COMES TO ROCK A TRAIN I'LL JUST BE LIKE "BOOM!" AND CHOP YOUR MANS HEAD OFF WITH MY HIGHLANDER SWORD. :P

 

 

 

 

M E R O E

M L B R T

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Originally posted by Rodney Trotter

ha ha. Post the flix of the ho.

 

 

YO I TURNED MY HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN LOOKING FOR THOSE SHITS MAN AND I COULDNT FIND THEM, EITHER QUES OR GOTTI HAS THEM...I'LL DEFINETLY TRY TO HOOK THAT UP THOUGH, GOOD TIMES...IN THE MEANTIME HERE'S ANOTHER FEMALE ABUSE FLICK.

 

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-1/598881/MOTIDDIES.JPG'>

 

THIS ONE RIGHT HERE IS OLD SCHOOL...

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M E R O E

MLBTEAM

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Originally posted by MEROJUANA

YEAH THAT WOULD BE FRESH, THEN I COULD TAKE A TRIP TO FRANCE AND HIDE IN "LE LEYEUP" AND WAIT FOR HIM AND WHEN HE COMES TO ROCK A TRAIN I'LL JUST BE LIKE "BOOM!" AND CHOP YOUR MANS HEAD OFF WITH MY HIGHLANDER SWORD. :P

 

Oh shit!

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Guest Pilau Hands

Dude...

 

You pop up every few months and make everyone spit out their yoohoo's laughing and then gone again, back to the lab i guess. So is she your wife now? Is BigMeroMLB married?

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Originally posted by Pilau Hands

Dude...

 

You pop up every few months and make everyone spit out their yoohoo's laughing and then gone again, back to the lab i guess. So is she your wife now? Is BigMeroMLB married?

 

 

NOT QUITE THERE, YOU KNOW HOW ENGAGMENTS ARE IN THE HOOD, THEY LAST LIKE 10 YEARS HAHA...BUT SHE SURE ACTS LIKE A WIFE...NAGGY AS FUCK. ANYWAY SPEAKING OF POPPING UP, WHATS UP WITH YOU MY NIGGA YOU'VE OBVIOUSLY BEEN TOURING THE WORLD, AND I SAW A CERTAIN SOMEONE ON THE TRAIN WHILE I WAS WORKING THE OTHER DAY. HOLLA AT ME. LETS GET SOME BEERS.

 

 

MEROE MLB TEAM

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Guest im not witty

tell us the one about the time when someone got hit with a dead squirrel, i dont even remember how it goes anymore i just remember that shit was mad funny.

 

anyone who doesnt read posts by killa here is sorely missing out.

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