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the new student

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It's the first day of school and a new student, the son of a Japanese

businessman, has been enrolled in Mrs. Baker's fourth grade classroom. The

teacher greeted her new class and then called for order, eager to begin

teaching once again.

"All right class, let's begin by reviewing some American history" said Mrs.

Baker. "Who can tell me what famous American said 'Give me liberty, or give

me death?'"

 

She saw only a sea of blank faces staring back at her, except for that of

Suzuki, who had his hand up, waving it proudly. Mrs. Baker acknowledged her

newest pupil with a nod of her head.

 

"Patrick Henry, 1775," said the boy.

 

"Very good," said the teacher. "Now can anyone tell me who said 'government

of the people, by the people, for the people?'"

 

Once again Suzuki answered, "Abraham Lincoln, 1863.

 

Exasperated, the teacher snapped at her students, "Class, you should be

ashamed of yourselves. Suzuki, who is new to our country, knows more about

its history than you do."

 

As Mrs. Baker turned to write something on the blackboard she heard a loud

whisper.

 

"F*****g Japs!"

 

"Who said that?" demanded the teacher.

 

Suzuki put his hand up again, and shouts "Harry Truman, 1945."

 

At this point, feeling completely disgusted by Suzuki's classroom

superiority, a student in the back sighed, "I'm gonna throw up."

 

Glaring at her young charges, Mrs. Baker queried, "All right now, children!

Who said that?"

 

Again, Suzuki raises his hand and blurts out "George Bush to the Japanese

Prime Minister, 1991."

 

Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"

 

Suzuki jumps out of his chair, waving his hand and shouts to the teacher,

"Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997."

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Teacher caught sending cell phone photo of his genitals to student

 

MATSUMAE, Hokkaido -- A public junior high school teacher has been suspended from duty for sending a photo of his private parts to a student by mobile phone e-mail, local education authorities said Thursday.

 

The photo was transferred from one student to another, as a result of which nearly 100 students have seen the obscene image.

 

The municipal junior high school in Matsumae apologized to all the students and their parents and suspended the teacher from duty. "It was an act unworthy of a teacher. We are sorry about damaging the public's trust. We'll try to regain public confidence in us," a spokesman for the school said.

 

During questioning, the teacher admitted to having sent the obscene photo to the boy in June.

 

The incident occurred while the teacher, who is in his 30s, was exchanging mobile phone e-mails with a member of a school club to which he served as an adviser, Matsumae Municipal Board of Education officials said.

 

The student sent a photo of his own private parts to the teacher and asked the teacher to send a photo of his genitals.

 

The teacher complied, took photo of his own private parts and sent it to the student by mobile phone e-mail.

 

The incident came to light in early July when the parents of one of the students who received the photo alerted the school. The school's in-house investigation has revealed that he sent a similar photo to another student in March.

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It's the first day of school and a new student, the son of a Japanese

businessman, ...

Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"

 

Suzuki jumps out of his chair, waving his hand and shouts to the teacher,

"Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997."

 

 

that was funny....but it took forever to get to the punchline....as they would say on the chappelle show:

 

"WRAP IT UP!"

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