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Whats on your away messages?

 

Right now I'm using the "I am away from my computer right now."

But I usually stick to movie quotes or song lyrics. I had one that said "Nice trucker hat" once and one that encouraged people to shoot up with underaged prostitutes.

 

Heres a classic that got a lot of "Ohh thats cute" from chickens:

I'm around doing something but I'd probably rather be talking to you.

 

"Fuck You!" is a classic also...

 

Thank you and good day...

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Originally posted by S@T@N

Nah, that'd be like saying people shouldn't have answering machines,

they should just turn their phones off.

 

 

I get yelled at for not using away messages when I should... eh, sometimes

you just get wrapped up

 

You can sign off of AIM any friggin time, and it's not too hard.

On the other hand, you can't just turn your phone on and off.

 

Whateva

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i have different ones that say "back in 5", "back in 10", back in 15 etc. etc.

 

i used to have one that said "im jacking off to pictures of your mom at damnyourmomsamilf.com"... i guess i thought it was funny or something.

 

anyway now i have windows xp or whatever and when it goes into sleep mode it automatically puts up the default away message "im away from my computer right now" so thats usually what it is.

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Originally posted by S@T@N

When you have broadband, there's no reason to turn it off.

 

Whateva

 

word, i like leavin my shit on, so iwhen i walk past my comp, i can see whos on, instead of turning my comp on, waiting 2 mins, typin Bullshit passwords..haha yeah broadband rocks:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Here's what i can't fuckin stand:

 

-people who leave song lyrics in there away message

(no one reads them, no one cares)

 

-people who have away messages saying they're out for dinner, at the movies, watching TV, blah fuckin blah

(just turn off your damn computer)

 

-people who have their own picture as their buddy icon, thinkin they're hot shit.

 

-people who've been online for 3 days, 20 hours, and 16 minutes

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Oceans 11?

 

i am away from the computar. **To page my cell phone, im me again with !page .**

That's gangster if it works, now I must try it...

 

Feelings hide, reside, inside the back of my mind// rappin the lines, smackin the rhymes, and trap em inside// the savage is I, livin life, then passin it by// if I cant speak my mind, Ill lay in a casket and die// freakishly speakin these real displays from the heart// secretly freedom rings when we play with this art// and break it apart, building up straight from the start// my thoughts are running, like they were being chased in the dark.../~/

 

MoC

Thats pretty sick considering he's MOC...

 

in my big warm comfy cozy bed dreaming of %n of course!! ;-)

 

Ya whatever, chicks...

 

"I only rap cause I'm too dumb to write a book" -Sage Francis

 

Pretty cool

 

 

I dont know holler front

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