Jump to content
Search In
  • More options...
Find results that contain...
Find results in...
Sign in to follow this  
TheoHuxtable

Black People @ The Movie Theater

Recommended Posts

Being loud, showing off, and acting a fool at the movies isn't necessary. People came to see the actors on the screen's performance, not yours. I was just at the movies today and the cat I was sitting next to, his white girlfriend, and the three black girls with them must've held a pointless conversation about nothing for the entire movie.

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

AND. You don't have to cheer everything the black guy on the screen

does.

 

 

Ex. We were watching Matrix: Reloaded, and the blackbitch behind us would

scream her ass off everytime Morpheus did something. Not anyone else,

just Morpheus. I eventually got back at her... but yeah shits annoying.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Personally I could care less what color their

epidermalitis is.. but I do absolutely LOVE it

when some jerk-off laughs out of sync with

everyone else in the theatre... then mocking

that guy's laugh, repeating what was said on

the screen to make that guy laugh, slapping

your knees obnoxious enough for everyone to

notice and then proceeding to let everyone

know in a boisterous voice that what you just

witnessed was, in fact, a full-on kneeslapper.

 

 

You don't want to be near me in the movies.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

^^^ DONT POST! LUCKY 777... GO BUY LOTTO.

 

 

 

But yes, that's exactly what I did to that girl. I don't even remember

what happened in the movie, but she started yelling again. So I'm like

"OH MY GAWD, DID YOU SEE THAT? HE FUCKIN KIIIIIIIILLED HIM! UNH!

THATS RIGHT! LAWDAMIGHTY!"

 

 

I make myself laugh sometimes

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Originally posted by S@T@N

^^^ DONT POST! LUCKY 777... GO BUY LOTTO.

 

AWWWW.. the fuck!?! Here I am 3 posts late

on that one.. lucky post 777 and I notice it on

779... "Lucky" my sphinxter.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

some stand up comic on hbc or comedy central did a whole bit on the difference between white people and black people at the movies. mighty funny

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Yes, Black people do tend to be obnoxiously loud at the movie theaters. But thats nothing a Cherry Coke to the back of the dome cant take care of.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

when i saw jason vs. freddy at the theatre there was the black dude whenever jason would get knocked out or fucked up he would scream "YOU'RE ALRIGHT", but i thought it was damn hilarious.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Originally posted by EyeforAnEYE

when i saw jason vs. freddy at the theatre there was the black dude whenever jason would get knocked out or fucked up he would scream "YOU'RE ALRIGHT", but i thought it was damn hilarious.

 

No... no, the official ruling on that one is that

you should have bought that guy a beer for

being so fucking awesome. He's OK in my book.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Originally posted by EyeforAnEYE

when i saw jason vs. freddy at the theatre there was the black dude whenever jason would get knocked out or fucked up he would scream "YOU'RE ALRIGHT", but i thought it was damn hilarious.

 

dude, dont front, you know that was you sayin that.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

:lol: :lol:

 

Dude I wanted to find the guy so i can invite him to go see more movies with me so he could scream more, but the Theaytre was full. He was defiantely the man.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Originally posted by Mr Rad Pants

so you guys actually sit in the same movie theatre?

ahhahahahahahhah

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

<span style='color:black'>I have only seen this happen once. Watchin the movie and this group of 3 people were laughing really loudly through the whole thing. Even at the parts that werent funny. When i realized that me hitting them in the head with peanut M&M's wasnt gonna work i found that a very loud "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DUMB BITCH," works pretty damn good. They left the theatre after that.</span>

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

'that nigga shit, talkin loud at the flicks, dat nigga shit, smokin weed wit ma moms, dat nigga shit, gettin my dick sucked with my pops, dat nigga shit, beatin up my sisters boyfriends, gettin drunk wit my twinz, dat nigga shit, swearing to god i'll never drink again,dat nigga shit, gettin drunk again, dat nigga shit' .(big pun)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

90% of obnoxious people i encounter in the movies are black.

the rest are in eighth grade.

 

I have a reputation for not tolerating noise, talking, moving, during movies. It's something my friends make fun of me for but I honestly can't stand it.

 

The theatre of terminator 3 *(yeah i broke down and went despite the reviews...i though it was blah) this summer was horrible. there was a total of 6 people in a somewhat tiny theatre. I was with two of my friends, a semi-creepy British guy two or three rows in front of us, and an black woman with her four year old kid sitting across the aisle and two rows back.

 

From the start she was doing the usual loud black woman routine..."oh damn.....shiiiiit......uummmhmmmm" etc. And her son was running around the theatre talking and whatnot. He kept sitting behind me and my friends and the Brit being an overall nuisance. I kept turning around and shooting her dirty looks. Like looking right in her eyes and she apparently still wasn't getting the hint. I even told the lady politely to "keep him quiet please". I was about to go get the manager when the kid went back behind the Brit and I think his fat pudgy little hand made contact with the Brits head. The guy totally flipped on the woman cursing her out about her rudeness and ability to deal with her kids. She just went down and got her son and walked out.

 

 

I was happy. Nick Stahl's acting ability is mediocre at best.

 

*(edit)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Originally posted by mr.yuck

<span style='color:black'>I have only seen this happen once. Watchin the movie and this group of 3 people were laughing really loudly through the whole thing. Even at the parts that werent funny. When i realized that me hitting them in the head with peanut M&M's wasnt gonna work i found that a very loud "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DUMB BITCH," works pretty damn good. They left the theatre after that.</span>

 

setemup...taaaaaa...knockemdown.

 

ey-yuk-yuk-yuk.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Register for a 12ozProphet forum account or sign in to comment

You need to be a forum member in order to comment. Forum accounts are separate from shop accounts.

Create an account

Register to become a 12ozProphet forum member.

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
Sign in to follow this  

×