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Milton

Fuck You!!!

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I was listening to an old Cam'Ron cd and this fuck you song came on, so I was thinking. Everyone is welcome to join in, and if you don't like it, fuck you too....

 

To that cop that gave me three parking tickets on the same day... Fuck You!

 

To the people who come over to use my clippers and leave them dirty... Fuck You!

 

To bitches that don't have shit to say but "I don't know what to say"... Fuck You!

 

To motherfuckers who hold a joint while their talking like we'd rather hear them talk then have them pass the joint... Fuck You!

 

To the kids that are gassed cause they got a few lame broads... Fuck You!

 

To faggots who run their mouth and then run to their parents when you come around... Fuck You!

 

To every motherfucker who gets irritated when I ask them to do their fucking job... Fuck You!

 

Its fun, and theraputic... Feel free to join...

 

Fuck You!

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to the state for slashing funding so the only math class i could get into was for four hours on friday afternoons...fuck you!

to the local police who were trying to shut down the show tonight...fuck you!

to ikea for making a chair that broke when i sat on it, leaving me to stack milkcrates to use the computer...fuck you!

to my girlfriend's parents for giving it to her...fuck you!

to my tonsils, which have decided to start swelling AGAIN for no apparent reason...fuck you!

to my insurance company for perpetually dicking me on mt vision plan...fuck you!

to my garbageman, who can't seem to come on a standard day or time, leaving me with a bunch of trash piling up...fuck you!

and to 12oz, for being so goddamn addictive...fuck you!

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To my former boss, for giving me two weeks notice last year after finding out I wasn't a current student even though I had worked there for 3 years... fuck you!

To Bill, for being such a closeted homosexual drunken asshole... fuck you!

To the obese janitor who always came into my lab and screamed at me when the printers wouldn't work, who was arrested yesterday for downloading and printing a metric ton of child pornography from said lab... fuck you, pervert!

To all the hot bitches that wouldn't give me the time of day in high school and are now after my nutsack... hatefuck you!

To Metallica... fuck you.

To my 18 year old stripper friend... i want to fuck you!

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To the obese janitor who always came into my lab and screamed at me when the printers wouldn't work, who was arrested yesterday for downloading and printing a metric ton of child pornography from said lab... fuck you, pervert!

 

Hahahhahhaha

 

To all the hot bitches that wouldn't give me the time of day in high school and are now after my nutsack... hatefuck you!

 

Now thats gangster... "they used to say I was ugly and wouldn't touch me and then I showed up in that dubbed out buggy"

 

To the people who still card me and then say "no, you not old enough" when I'm buying cigarettes... Fuck You!!!

 

To faggots who "don't feel like going out" on a friday night and would rather watch movies at home... Fuck You!!!

 

To stupid sluts that have been swinging from my nuts for months and then deny it in front of their friends and then still call me up later to see if I want to come over... Fuck You!!!

 

To 12 oz for only posting three replies to an obviously ingenius thread... Fuck You!!!

 

I'll think of more...

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grudgefuck all of you who have nothing better to do.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ha ha ha.

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WORD.

 

THE ONE BIG ASS STEM IN THE BAG OF WEED THAT MAKES YOU THINK THE BAG IS FAT, UNTIL UPON FURTHER INSPECTION YOU REALIZE THERES A TREE TRUNK IN YOUR SHIT.

 

STALE PHILLIES THAT BREAK ALL FUNNY- FUCK YOU

 

CLOGGED CAPS - FUCK YOU

 

HERBS ONLINE WHO SHOULD BE BEATEN SEVERLY - FUCK YOU

 

WIND AND SNOW - FUCK YOU

 

6 DOLLAR BEERS AT SUE'S RENDEVOUS - FUCK YOU

 

NO CAMERA PHONE AT THE SAME TITTY BAR - FUCK YOU

 

ALL MY SONS THAT FEEL THE NEED TO REBEL AGAINST THEIR FATHER - FUCK YOU, HAHAHA

 

 

THAT WAS WASSUP.

 

 

MEROE RT

FUCK YOU

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to all the pussys who try to jack me but fail when im by myself... fuck you

 

to all the dumb bitches that get emotional ... fuck you

 

to the cunts at work.... fuck you

 

to the dealer that is 40 minutes late... fuck you

 

to the lighter that has gas and a flint but refuses to light... fuck you

 

to that dude who hit that other one with the skateboard... fuck you

 

to the fence that ripped my jeans... fuck you

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Oh this should help me a lot.

 

To that girl that was stalkin me for a while... FUCK YOU BITCH.

 

To the makers of Newports. Lower your prices... FUCK YOU BITCHES!

 

To the staff at my college. Get your shit together and dont ever forget that i am payin your bills... FUCK YOU BITCHES!!

 

 

 

Thats it for now..

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okay

 

to that bitch ashley i called because i had no idea why her number was in my phonebook DIE BITCH FCUK YOU.

 

to all you haters on here fuck you.

 

to me, fuck you.

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Guest sneak

firstly, a big fuck you to me for leaving 2x 5,000 word essays to the last minute.

fuck you to the people who you think are mates yet you never hear from

fuck you to all the negative people pissing on my world

fuck you to the smelly people on the train

fuck you to the rain

fuck you to anyone who doggs out anyone for no good reason

fuck you to girls who think you dont deserve an answer

 

damn, im pretty stressed...

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To the only guy at the corner store who won't sell me newports for 5.00

Fuck You

 

To the can of rusto who dripped that flat black on the toe of my jordans Fuck You

 

To all of my co-workers who keep looking over my shoulder while i type this Fuck You...

 

Ahhh i feel a little better now

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To every single inferiority complex-laden 5'6" cop with jet black hair and a stupid grin... FUCK YOU.

 

To stupid motherfuckers that like to get disre-

spectful and then play it off like you shouldn't

defend your integrity as a person when you

call them on that shit in person....

FUCK YOU.

 

To bitches with cats that make my eyes itch

when I go to get nookie..

(fuck you)

...so then I go outside with 'em to smoke a

cigarette and clear my shit up and get locked

out of their house and go home without at

least catching brain for my major discomfort

and efforts of breaking into her house for her

undetected..

FUCK YOU.

 

To girls that perpetuate that bullshit cookie-

cutter, DKNY, CKone, NON-John Wayne

image of how guys are supposed to be...

FUCK YOU.

 

To Billy Bob Thorton.. you goofy duck-looking

motherfucker... how do you do it?

FUCK YOU!

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Now that's the spirit...

 

To the bitch at the teryaki place thats mad cause I didn't leave a tip (I don't tip at restaurants where you order at the register, what the fuck is that?) FUCK YOU!

 

To cats that try to cancel plans 8 times and then end up not even coming through... FUCK YOU!

 

To Igor for his rude comment.... FUCK YOU!

 

To bitches in general... FUCK YOU!

 

For Dairy Queen for not taking checks... FUCK YOU!

 

MORE LATER... FUCK YOU!

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Guest imported_El Mamerro

Run-on fuck you

 

To the too young, dumb fucking hot multimillionaire daughter of the owner of PR's largest liquor distribution company, who, a month ago, after appearing to be all up in my nutsack because I went to the school she wants to go to and being enthralled by the stories, hooks up and leaves with some random dude the second I take a minute to go to the bathroom, and whose friends, last night, tell me she couldn't stop talking about my awesomeness and hotness for a week afterwards, yet she decided to hook up with Mr. Goofpants McRandom... FUCK YOU

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Re: Run-on fuck you

 

Originally posted by El Mamerro

Mr. Goofpants McRandom

 

::yoink::

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Mamerro, she gets a FUCK YOU from me too...

But remember "I ain't the one tryna holler cause I want some head, I'm the one tryna holler cause I want some bread..."

 

I don't know what you heard about me...

 

FUCKYOU!!!!

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