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One day a boy comes home from school and says...

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One day a boy comes home from school and says, "Dad, i need to know the meaning of hypothetically and realisticly for school." So the father replies, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with a man for 1 million dollars." So the little boy goes and asks and sure enough she says yes. His dad says "ok now go ask your sister if she would sleep with a man for a million dollars". So, he does and sure enough she says yes. So the father says, "You see son, hypothetically we are sitting on 2 million dollars but realisticly, we are living with a couple of whores."

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2 hookers are workin a corner...

 

1 hooker says to the other "hey you ever been picked up by the fuzz??"

 

the other hooker says "nope, but i've been swung around by the tits"

 

:crazy:

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I got new car stereo the other day, a real high tech one. When you say "rock", it plays rock, when you say "pop", it plays pop and when kids run onto the road and you have to swurve around them and you scream out "fucking kids!", it plays Michael Jackson.

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this guy wants to become a monk, so he goes to the mountains and joins the monks. he can only say 2 words a year, aside from all the prayers and what nots he has to recite. after the first year the higher monks ask to hear his two words, to which he replies:

"Bed...hard."

After the second year he goes to the higher monks and says:

"Food...Bad."

Another year goes by and he says to the higher monks:

"I quit!", and the higher monks are like, "well no shit, you've been doing nothing but complaining since you got here."

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