MEROJUANA Posted January 17, 2004 Author Share Posted January 17, 2004 Originally posted by destroya if i can find birds like this on or around gerrard street, my next trip to ny will be memorable. HAHAHAHA, DIDNT I TALK TO YOU WHEN I HAD AOL? DROP ME AN EMAIL, IF YOU WANNA LINK UP, CUZ...I-GOT-HOES! IN DIFFERENT AREA CODES. HAHA NAH LEMME SHUTUP. GERARD AND WHAT? ACTUALLY DONT BLOW THE SPOT UP JUST GET AT ME ON THE EMAIL TIP. M E R O E BANGBANG MLB GANG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i11igul Posted January 17, 2004 Share Posted January 17, 2004 :lol:. . . . . . . . . . . . . . :huh2: damn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted January 17, 2004 Author Share Posted January 17, 2004 Originally posted by S@T@N What's wrong with you is that you're a generic retard that this board could do well without. There's been a Hoodrat thread. There's been countless people with pot names or other such ripoffs. And you're the fucking thousandth person to speak in all caps. Please go die, the world has too many of you. :lol: SON...IM SURE SOMEONE HAS ALREADY MENTIONED THIS, YOUR NAME IS "S@T@N" :confused: AND YOUR CLOWNING MY NAME?! HAHAHAHA!!! I BEEN ON THIS BOARD SINCE THE COLORS WERE BLACK AND NEON GREEN, AND NOT THAT IT MATTERS BUT I WAS THE FIRST WITH THE "ALL CAPS" PHENOMENON, WHICH I REALLY ONLY DID BECAUSE I HATE USING SHIFT. BEFORE I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST ANOTHER HYPER-PASTY ASS GOTHIC KID WHO BASICALLY ONLY LAUGHS AT SHIT LIKE "I WAS AT THE BLEEDING PUS SPLEEN CONCERT, AND LARS LASRIKSEN THREW UP ON MY [300 POUND MILKY WHITE] GIRLFRIEND!! HAHAHA!! DUDE IT WAS HILARIOUS!! OK BACK TO BEING SAD AND HOLDING MY LUNCHBOX" SO OF COURSE YOU WOULDN'T FIND ME FUNNY, I'M A "DUMB GHETTO NIGGA"...UPON FURTHER INVESTIGATION I REALIZED THAT YOU WERE THE DEFINITION OF "GENERIC" SO IF THERES BEEN "A THOUSAND PEOPLE LIKE ME" THEN THERE'S BEEN A MILLION LIKE YOU FAG, NOT TO MENTION YOU LOOK LIKE ZACK MORRIS WITH HORRIBLE ACNE SCARS, AND IT MAKES ME SAD CUZ I USED TO WATCH SAVED BY THE BELL BACK IN THE DAY. PLEASE SAVE YOURSELF FROM FURTHER EMMBARASSMENT, AND SHUT THE FUCK UP. http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid96/p4a0aba8403c93033d346b10ff3ce527c/fa19bdf4.jpg'> I CAN PLAY "LIVING IN YOUR LETTERS" BY DASHBOARD CONNFESIONAL! I CAN EVEN LOOK AT MY SHOES AND HIGHWATER JEANS WHILE I DO IT! http://www.dashboardconfessional.com/images/Promo/DUNPLUG-FULL.jpg'> "ALRIGHT FAG, I QUIT, YOU'RE SAD ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US" http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid97/p8356b462b62c344b55f39b2f39f05739/fa152797.jpg'> THIS IS MY "ZACK ATTACK MEAN MUG"! I TOOK THIS PIC AFTER A FEW WEEKS OF USING PROACTIV ITS STARTING TO WORK RIGHT? http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/savedbythebell/zack.jpg'> TIME OUT! THIS FAG LOOKS JUST LIKE ME, WHATS GOOD!? AIGHT SON I THINK I'VE DONE ENOUGH. IF YOU WANT A SECOND HELPING PLEASE STAND AT THE END OF THE LINE BEHIND GLIKO MEROE MLB FUCKA. YEAH NIGGA, OUCH :king: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted January 17, 2004 Share Posted January 17, 2004 shit thread, merojuana is a dumbfuck, etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted January 17, 2004 Share Posted January 17, 2004 Fuck... once again, completely objective, I have no sides to pick on this one... But good goddamn this thread's the funniest thing I've seen on here in.. well... ever. 26SidedMasochist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted January 17, 2004 Author Share Posted January 17, 2004 HERB. Originally posted by ARCEL shit thread, merojuana is a dumbfuck, etc. http://www.scod.com/cities/oregon.jpg'> THIS IS WHERE YOU LIVE. SHUT THE FUCK UP. MY DICK HAS REACHED THE MAXIMUM OCCUPANCY LEVEL, SO GET OFF IT BEFORE I GET A FINE, FAGGOT. MEROE. MLBRT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S@T@N Posted January 17, 2004 Share Posted January 17, 2004 Haha sorry I'm late getting at this one, but I was out having a life. Sorry I can't be like your "Hard nigga ass catchin dome an all dat crazy shit we do" and spend 25 minutes finding my pics. 1) If I'm Dashboard Confessional, you're 50 Cent, or at least his 130 lbs cracked out basehead brother. Shut your mouth while you're behind son, I promise if I shoot you in the face I'll hit more than teeth. 2) Zack Morris- Good job, that one's never been said before. Ever. But wait, what do these looks get me? PUSSY. CLEAN PUSSY. Fuck your herpes infested rats nest wearin worked shoe leather pussy bitches, and I'll stick to the high class ones. If I wanted to look more like you, I'd bash my face with a brick a few times, roll around in some shit, and roll up at the corner to mack some crack whores. As for how long you've been here.. shit, that just means you've been a retard running amok for that much longer. Go drink bleach. S@T@N- TRU E-THUG LYFE MOFUCKA! UNH! LAUDAMERCY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted January 17, 2004 Author Share Posted January 17, 2004 ARCEL'S GIRLFRIEND IS WORRIED. http://theoccultshop.com/gothic/10031.jpg'> ARCEL! WHY HAVENT YOU CALLED ME? YOU LEFT ME AT HOME WITH OUR FAT LITTLE BEAN OF A CHILD AGAIN! WE LIVE IN OREGON, WHAT COULD THERE POSSIBLY BE TO DO? ARCEL: SORRY BABE I WAS AT THE LIBRARY READING MARYLIN MANSON'S BIOGRAPHY AND WAITING FOR MEROE TO POST SOMETHING SO I COULD JERK OFF TO HIS FANTASTIC WIT AND WISH I WAS JUST LIKE HIM...I'LL CALL YOU BACK IM GONNA GO BUY TICKETS TO SEE EARTH CRISIS MEROE MLBRT.. TOO MUCH FUN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted January 17, 2004 Share Posted January 17, 2004 nigger, please. i'll ram a stick so far up your ass, it will hurt for you to shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted January 17, 2004 Share Posted January 17, 2004 haha best ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted January 17, 2004 Author Share Posted January 17, 2004 Originally posted by S@T@N Haha sorry I'm late getting at this one, but I was out having a life. Sorry I can't be like your "Hard nigga ass catchin dome an all dat crazy shit we do" and spend 25 minutes finding my pics. 1) If I'm Dashboard Confessional, you're 50 Cent, or at least his 130 lbs cracked out basehead brother. Shut your mouth while you're behind son, I promise if I shoot you in the face I'll hit more than teeth. 2) Zack Morris- Good job, that one's never been said before. Ever. But wait, what do these looks get me? PUSSY. CLEAN PUSSY. Fuck your herpes infested rats nest wearin worked shoe leather pussy bitches, and I'll stick to the high class ones. If I wanted to look more like you, I'd bash my face with a brick a few times, roll around in some shit, and roll up at the corner to mack some crack whores. As for how long you've been here.. shit, that just means you've been a retard running amok for that much longer. Go drink bleach. S@T@N- TRU E-THUG LYFE MOFUCKA! UNH! LAUDAMERCY! HAVING A LIKE "AKA" PLAYING MAGIC THE GATHERING AT A MEETING WITH SOME 13 YEAR OLDS IN YOUR AREA, BUT YO, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT? KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN? ITS FUNNY BECAUSE YOU EXAGERATE THE SHIT IM SAYING TO MAKE IT SOUND LIKE IM SOME ILLITERATE HOOD RAT...BUT IM NOT...SO TRY AGAIN. ARE YOU REALLY GONNA PLAY THE "IM PAID" CARD? SON, PLEASE, SPARE ME. WE ALL KNOW YOU CHARGE YOUR PAINT TO YOUR MOMS GOLD CARD AND DRIVE HER CAR TO THE FREIGHT YARD, YOU FUCKING CLOWN...I'LL BE IN A LATE NIGHT SPOT AND LEAVE WITH A BITCH THAT WOULDNT EVEN TALK TO YOU. SHOOT ME IN THE FACE?! LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! I'M GONNA PRETEND YOU DIDNT SAY THAT, BECAUSE YOUR BAYSIDE ASS HASN'T SEEN A GUN SINCE YOUR MOM LET YOU STAY UP LATE TO WATCH DEATH WISH 8, EAT A DICK NIGGA, YOU'VE GOTTA BE OUT OF YOUR MIND COMING AT ME LIKE YOURE SOMEBODY, YOU KNOW VERY WELL YOU AREN'T. SON HONESTLY I KNOW IT MUST HURT TO HAVE TO FUCK THE SAME FAT WHITE GOTH HOES EVERYDAY, BUT ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS STEP YOUR GAME UP, MAYBE FORGET THE GEL FOR A DAY? NO? THE CARSON DALY FLIP IS KINDA PLAYED OUT, GET A DIFFERENT HAIRCUT, MAYBE TRY THE WHOLE "MESSY HAIR" THING? I DONT KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU, I WISH I COULD HELP YOU B, BUT YOU WON'T LET ME. ITS SATURDAY AFTERNOON AND ITS COLD OUT, IM HAPPY TO KICK MY FEET UP ON THE COMPUTER AND CLOWN AN INTERNET IDENTITY SUCH AS YOURSELF WHILE I SIP HOT CHOCOLATE, USUALLY I'LL LEAVE THE CRIB AROUND 10-11 THATS WHEN SHIT IS HAPPENING. ON ANOTHER TIP, CLEAN PUSSY IS ALL I GET ZACK, I DONT MACK "CRACK WHORES" BUT OF COURSE YOU WOULDN'T KNOW THAT CUZ YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING EXCEPT BITCHES WHO RESPOND TO EVERYTHING WITH A FLIP OF THE HAIR AND "REALLY?! THATS SOOO AWESOME! SO ITS YOU WRITING YOUR NAME ON THE MAILBOXES IN OUT GATED COMMUNITY?! OHMIGOD! THATS SO RAD!" I KNOW ABOUT HOES LIKE THAT TOO, I NUT ON THEIR LEATHER INTERIOR AND HAVE THEM DROP ME OFF AT THE NEXT BITCHES CRIB. I KNOW ABOUT ALL KINDS OF HOES, AIGHT S@T@N? ACCEPT ME INTO YOUR LIFE, I CAN HELP YOU, I CAN SEND YOU SOME LITERATURE TO READ AND DESERT YOUR DARVOCET SLURPING WAYS AND BECOME SOMEBODY VALUABLE TO SOCIETY. ONCE AGAIN, YOU AREN'T IN THE NEW YORK AREA, SO I CANT GRAB YOU BY THE COLLAR AND DESTROY BOTH YOUR EYE SOCKETS, SO I'LL JUST CONTINUE TO MAKE YOU REALIZE THAT ALL YOU DO ALL DAY IS ARGUE WITH ME AND KILL TIME WAITING FOR MY POSTS WHILE BROWSING "BIG BEATIFUL GOTHS" FOR YOUR NEXT ONE NIGHT STAND. AS FOR THE DRINK BLEACH COMMENT. THE LAST PERSON I TOLD THAT TO WAS YOUR MOTHER...AND YOU WERE BORN ANYWAY, SO IT DIDNT WORK. OH YEAH, SPEAKING OF 50 CENT, NIGGA I KNOW YOU GOT A POSTER OF 50CENT IN YOUR BEDROOM, AND YOU SING "HIGH ALL THE TIME" WHEN YOUR MOM SENDS YOU TO THE STORE FOR KITTY LITTER. FAG. MEROE MLBRT04 PLEASE RESPOND Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted January 17, 2004 Author Share Posted January 17, 2004 I FIGURED YOU WERE INTO SHIT LIKE THAT. Originally posted by ARCEL nigger, please. i'll ram a stick so far up your ass, it will hurt for you to shit. I FIGURED YOU WERE INTO SHIT LIKE THAT. http://www.liberace.com/liberace/images/postcard3.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted January 17, 2004 Author Share Posted January 17, 2004 OH YEAH. IF YOU'RE GOING TO REFER TO ME USING RACIST TERMINOLOGY, AT LEAST DO IT RIGHT, IM A SPIC... http://web.knoxnews.com/web/kns/news/breaking/wtc/pics2/1651.jpg'> "CRACKA ASS CRACKA!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S@T@N Posted January 17, 2004 Share Posted January 17, 2004 Originally posted by MEROJUANA LOTS OF CAPITALS AND SHIT, NOTHING REALLY MAKING SENSE You're hurt. Please son, you wanna make stereotypical comments? OK: Your dirty Mexican ass probably works at a Taco Bell or picks lettuce all day for cents an hour. Then you go back to your middle school library (the public one kicked you out for not showering) and you come on 12oz and talk about the HOODRATS you aren't even good enough for. Go back to your minimum wage at McDonalds and getting drilled in the ass by Juan or Paco, because stupid spics like you only come with a few names. (Apologies to anyone thats actually of any latin decent, it had to be done.) PS I'm constantly in NY, try again, failure. S@T@N THINKS YOU'RE A FUCKING WASTE OF LIFE. 2004. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S@T@N Posted January 17, 2004 Share Posted January 17, 2004 I'm done.. not even gonna look in here again, I just laugh too hard when that kid acts like he's got something to bring to the table. You fail at life. Goodbye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i11igul Posted January 17, 2004 Share Posted January 17, 2004 the way mero talks makes him sound like fabolous or something with all the tric, hoodrat, next bitch talk...:rolleyes: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted January 17, 2004 Author Share Posted January 17, 2004 Originally posted by S@T@N PS I'm constantly in NY, try again, failure. ESH_TWO@HOTMAIL.COM HIT ME UP, TELL ME WHAT YOU WRITE, (IF YOU DO) AND YOU'RE NOT JUST SOME RYAN MCGINLEY HOMO ASS FAN. OH YEAH, BE SURE TO LIE AND FOLLOW IT UP BY "AWR OR MSK" OR SOME SHIT SO I'LL "RESPECT" YOU :lol: I'LL BREAK YOUR FACE FOR FREE NEXT TIME YOUR AROUND, JUAN OR PACO? NOPE. NOT CLOSE, SORRY ZACK. YOU DICK SUCKING DYING TO BE A WIGGER (BUT LIVES IN A SHITHOLE SO DEEP YOU CANT FIND ANY ENYCE SHIRTS) FAG. HOLLA AT ME :lol: ITS OK I'LL MEET YOU ON CANAL STREET IF YOU'RE SCARED TO COME TO THE BRONX, BITCH. MEROE, HANDING OUT FREE BEATDOWN TICKETS. NIGGAS WAKE UP ON MY DICK, EAT BREAKFAST FIRST Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted January 17, 2004 Author Share Posted January 17, 2004 Originally posted by S@T@N I'm done...I'm late for my date with vamparugula...and in the course of racking my brain for shit to say i totally forgot that i had some totino's pizza rolls in the oven and now they burnt *sobbing* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted January 17, 2004 Share Posted January 17, 2004 Good goddamn I love this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted January 17, 2004 Author Share Posted January 17, 2004 Originally posted by 26SidedCube Good goddamn I love this thread. ME TOO :lol: BUT THIS S@T@N KID IS A FAG AND ISNT GONNA COME BACK TO FURTHER ENTERTAIN ME. SO WHATEVER. I'LL STILL BEAT HIM BLOODY IF HE WANTS THOUGH. MER OES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted January 17, 2004 Share Posted January 17, 2004 Mero is the fucking man...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted January 17, 2004 Author Share Posted January 17, 2004 Originally posted by S@T@N I'm done.. not even gonna look in here again, I just laugh too hard when that kid acts like he's got something to bring to the table. You fail at life. Goodbye. STOP LYING, YOU'RE GONNA KEEP COMING BACK AND SHIT AND AT LEAST LOOKING BECAUSE YOU HAVE A HOMO CRUSH ON ME AND YOU WISH YOU WERE ONE OF MY FRIENDS. LOL. I HAVE MET UP WITH A BUNCH OF PEOPLE ON THIS BOARD, ALL OF WHICH KNOW IM NOTHING LIKE WHAT YOU MENTIONED. SO KEEP FRONTIN LIKE IM NOT REALLY MAKING YOU MAD AS SHIT AND YOU REALLY AREN'T THINKING MAAAAD HARD OF SHIT TO SAY TO ME, WHILE I ON THE OTHER HAND HAVE ASSESED YOU AND MY DISSES ROLL EASILY OFF MY MIND ONTO THIS LITTLE GRAY BOX. SPEAKING OF LITTLE GRAY BOX, YOUR GRANDMOTHER HAS BEEN ON THE TRACK AT HUNTS POINT FOR LIKE 5 HOURS AND HASN'T TURNED A SINGLE TRICK, IM GONNA BEAT THAT BITCH TILL HER DENTURES FALL OUT. HAHAHA. GET MAD PUSSY, THEN GET AT ME AND GET BEAT THE FUCK UP. MEROE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted January 17, 2004 Share Posted January 17, 2004 Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle Mero is the fucking man...... I think that's what I was gonna say. No one else gets a sick kick out of this shit? From the title of the thread down to the skilled pidgeonholin that's going on in here? Goddamn... I must be a sick bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted January 17, 2004 Share Posted January 17, 2004 Originally posted by 26SidedCube I think that's what I was gonna say. No one else gets a sick kick out of this shit? From the title of the thread down to the skilled pidgeonholin that's going on in here? Goddamn... I must be a sick bastard. I often find e-arguing tiring and trite (unless it invoves tease ;)) But when such incredibly witty comments as " MY DICK HAS REACHED THE MAXIMUM OCCUPANCY LEVEL, SO GET OFF IT BEFORE I GET A FINE, FAGGOT" are uttered, you can't help but sit back and applaud...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted January 17, 2004 Author Share Posted January 17, 2004 Originally posted by 26SidedCube I think that's what I was gonna say. No one else gets a sick kick out of this shit? From the title of the thread down to the skilled pidgeonholin that's going on in here? Goddamn... I must be a sick bastard. WE'RE ON THE SAME PAGE. S@T@N JUST STEPPED INTO THE WRONG ARENA, MAYBE IF WE WERE GONNA SEE WHO HAD THE BEST POKEMON SAVED ON THEIR GAMEBOY HE WOULD WIN, BUT WHEN IT COMES TO BERATING A MOTHERFUCKER TILL HE DECIDES TO BE "THE BIGGER MAN" (AKA RUN TO THE BATHROOM AND CONTEMPLATE TAKING 60 ADVIL) AINT TOO MANY PEOPLE SEEING ME. :cool: ITS MEROE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted January 18, 2004 Share Posted January 18, 2004 For those just tuning in... These are the highlights so far: Originally posted by MEROJUANA "ON ANOTHER TIP, CLEAN PUSSY IS ALL I GET ZACK, I DONT MACK "CRACK WHORES" BUT OF COURSE YOU WOULDN'T KNOW THAT CUZ YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING EXCEPT BITCHES WHO RESPOND TO EVERYTHING WITH A FLIP OF THE HAIR AND "'REALLY?! THATS SOOO AWESOME! SO ITS YOU WRITING YOUR NAME ON THE MAILBOXES IN OUT GATED COMMUNITY?! OHMIGOD! THATS SO RAD!'" "I KNOW ABOUT ALL KINDS OF HOES, AIGHT S@T@N? ACCEPT ME INTO YOUR LIFE" "AS FOR THE DRINK BLEACH COMMENT. THE LAST PERSON I TOLD THAT TO WAS YOUR MOTHER...AND YOU WERE BORN ANYWAY, SO IT DIDNT WORK." "PLEASE RESPOND" Seriously... this is some "your momma sticks her face in raw dough to make gorilla cookies"-type shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted January 18, 2004 Author Share Posted January 18, 2004 Re: For those just tuning in... Originally posted by 26SidedCube These are the highlights so far: Seriously... this is some "your momma sticks her face in raw dough to make gorilla cookies"-type shit. ON A SIDE NOTE, THE SMILEY IN YOUR SIG LOOKS LIKE ITS SAYING SOMETHING IN AN ALIEN LANGUAGE, LIKE "WAPPAAP GRAVAGABAPA" DO YOU THINK SO? YOU AND DAZZLE GET A CHECK PLUS IN MY BOOK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted January 18, 2004 Share Posted January 18, 2004 Re: Re: For those just tuning in... Originally posted by MEROJUANA ON A SIDE NOTE, THE SMILEY IN YOUR SIG LOOKS LIKE ITS SAYING SOMETHING IN AN ALIEN LANGUAGE, LIKE "WAPPAAP GRAVAGABAPA" I dunno... I've looked at it for a while trying to understand the words but I realized he's just playing some sort of trick on me. I now lock all my windows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted January 18, 2004 Author Share Posted January 18, 2004 26 CHECK YOUR EMAIL MY NEEZUS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enueone Posted January 18, 2004 Share Posted January 18, 2004 lol..i almost choked on water reading some of these posts.. good shit..haha :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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