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MEROJUANA

MAYBE ITS THE PCP

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BUT STEVE HARVEY GOT A TALENT SHOW ON THE WB (STEVE HARVEYS BIG TIME) AND HE HAS THIS LITTLE 7 YEAR OLD KID PLAYIN THE PIANO AND THE NIGGA LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING ROBOT!!!! :mad: IM BUGGIN THE FUCK OUT! :crazy:

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VICE MAGAZINE

 

DO THEY HAVE VICE MAGAZINE IN AUSTRALIA? I FEEL LIKE A FAG READING IT SOMETIMES BUT SOMETIMES THE SHIT IS JUST TOO FUNNY. I WISH THEY WOULD LET ME HAVE A COLUMN WHERE THEY SEND ME 4 VIALS OF HAZE AND A FEW WHITE OWLS AND THEN I JUST WRITE ABOUT SHIT. THAT WOULD BE WASSUP, OR 12OZ. SHOULD LET ME DO THAT, I COULD JUST TALK SHIT ABOUT GRAF IN NEW YORK? NO? TRES BIEN! (WHAT?)

 

 

 

MEROE MLBRT*

IM THAT NIGGA

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YOOOOOOOO

 

TEGO CALDERON - PA QUE TE LO GOZES

 

DOWNLOAD THAT HA HA THEN CLOSE YOUR EYES AND IMAGINE YOU'RE AT A HOUSE PARTY ON 181ST AND AMSTERDAM IN A TINY APARTMENT FULL OF DOMINICAN AND PUERTO RICAN BITCHES DANCING AROUND WEARING "LOW RISE JEANS" AND NO UNDERWEAR.

 

BAHA WHO HERE HAS THAT MUN2 CHANNEL??? THEY ALWAYS HAVE HALF NAKED BITCHES ON THAT SHIT WHY DONT I GET THAT?

 

 

 

MEROE MLBRT 2004

ITS COLD THEN A MUH

DEJA EL FRONTEO LOCO

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Re: VICE MAGAZINE

 

Originally posted by MEROJUANA

DO THEY HAVE VICE MAGAZINE IN AUSTRALIA? I

 

yeah, they do. but i don't read it

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I FEEL HONORED

 

THATS WASSUP THAT YOU THINK THAT, I APPRECIATE IT YO FOR REAL. BUT WITH BLAZING HOT INTROSPECTIVE THREADS LIKE "HOTTEST GIRL ON 12OZ" HOW CAN I COMPETE? YO FOR REAL THOUGH NIGGAS DONT KNOW ABOUT AN UPTOWN HOUSE PARTY. BITCHES BE SUCKING DICK IN THE CLOSED OFF BEDROOM WITH ALL THE COATS ON THE BED AKA "THE COATROOM" YO ON A SERIOUS TIP THOUGH I CANT STOP FARTING, BUT I DONT GOTTA TAKE A SHIT. NIGGAS DONT KNOW EBAY IS THE SPOT FOR OLD NORTH FACE JACKETS. WHOA NIGGA. HOLLA AT ME. "SOY EL NUMBER ONE MA MONSTRO QUE LO DEL THRILLER!"

 

LETS TURN THIS INTO A Q&A THREAD

ASK ME FOR ADVICE, OR JUST ASK ME SOME SHIT

WHATEVER YO I GOT SOME LONG NECKS IN THE FRIDGE AND SOME ABSOLUT IN THE FREEZER AND I GOT A COMFY ASS NEW COMPUTER CHAIR AND I JUST WENT BOMBING LAST NIGHT WITH MY NILLY FROM PHILLY, SO IM FOCUSED, GET AT ME

 

 

MEROE FOE

ABALLARDE

MLBRT.OHFOR

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Guest WebsterUno

*believe*

 

Im about to go home a smoke a bliddy of some merojuana...

believe dat!

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OH SHIT I ALMOST FORGOT

 

I THOUGH AEVONE718 WAS A GIRL YO, WHY DO VIKINGS* ALWAYS LOOK LIKE WHITE GIRLS? ON ANOTHER NOTE HENNY AND APPLE JUICE TASTES DUMB FUCKING GOOD SON. YO CHEEZ IS GETTING UP ALOT. EVEN THOUGH HE'S A FUNNY NIGGA MY SON IS KILLING SHIT. TAZE - "WHAT IT TAKES YALL NIGGAS 2 YEARS TO DO, IT TAKES ME 2 WEEKS! YOU FUCKIN BITCHSSS" HAHAHA. YO IM WROTE AN ESSAY ABOUT TUPAC, I'LL POST IT LATER.

 

 

*VIKINGS - (NOUN) DIRTY LOOKING WHITE BOYS.

 

 

 

MEROE

KEELA

MLBRONX

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Re: OH SHIT I ALMOST FORGOT

 

Originally posted by MEROJUANA

*VIKINGS - (NOUN) DIRTY LOOKING WHITE BOYS.

 

rad new slang word for 2004. thanks chief

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Re: YOOOOOOOO

 

Originally posted by MEROJUANA

TEGO CALDERON - PA QUE TE LO GOZES

 

FUCKING WORD

 

El Tego Calde, el Abayarde... y es pa' que esmandes!!

 

Dude fucking kills shit on so many levels. The song's name is actually "Pa' Que Retozen", just in case you can't find it.

 

Cop "Al Natural" for an even harder PR party feel.

 

"Yo lo que traigo es masucamba pa' la que se lamba

pa que mis pollitos muevan sus nalgas

con Looney Toon-toon

el Abayarde le mete sun-sun

pa que en la disco muevan su pum-pum..."

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^^^^^^^^^

 

you talking about cage....that songs good.

 

i smoked a dipped cig one night painting and got lost a block away from my apartment complex...

 

i also forgot how to piss....

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Re: Re: YOOOOOOOO

 

Originally posted by El Mamerro

FUCKING WORD

 

El Tego Calde, el Abayarde... y es pa' que esmandes!!

 

Dude fucking kills shit on so many levels. The song's name is actually "Pa' Que Retozen", just in case you can't find it.

 

Cop "Al Natural" for an even harder PR party feel.

 

"Yo lo que traigo es masucamba pa' la que se lamba

pa que mis pollitos muevan sus nalgas

con Looney Toon-toon

el Abayarde le mete sun-sun

pa que en la disco muevan su pum-pum..."

 

 

 

 

 

YES! DAMN SON I WANNA GIVE YOU A FUCKING POUND-HUG COMBO AND DRINK 1000 BEERS WITH YOU...YES!

 

MEROE!

YES!

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Guest imported_El Mamerro

Dale pa' la esquina

Pa' ponertela en la china

Oye, si las mas putas son las mas finas...

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Originally posted by rebsBK

^^^^^^^^^

 

you talking about cage....that songs good.

 

i smoked a dipped cig one night painting and got lost a block away from my apartment complex...

 

i also forgot how to piss....

 

good going sherm penn..

 

haha .

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Originally posted by El Mamerro

http://www.e-spanic.com/images/new_images/tego2.gif'>

 

Dude's mug is straight fucking jacked...

 

Las Fiestas de la Calle San Sebastian are poppin' this weekend... it's gonna be fucking crazy as shit and please believe Tego's playing...

 

DAMN MAN I WISH I WAS OUT THERE INSTEAD OF THE FROZEN PISS PUDDLE THAT IS THE BRONX RIGHT NOW...*SOBBING*

 

 

 

MEROE MLBTEAM

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GET CRUNK WIT IT!

GET LOOSE WIT IT!

LIKE SHORT SAID!

LET BRUCE BRUCE HIT IT!

 

 

GODDAMN THIS IS THAT MUTHAFUCKING SUE'S RONDEVOUS SHIT NIGGA HOLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

YO IM OUT THE SWEDISH HAIRDRESSER UPSTAIRS IS HAVING A PARTY UPSTAIRS SO IM OUT. IF ANY OF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN CONTACTING ME VIA AIM, HOLLA. HAHA

 

 

MEROESS$S

HERES ANOTHA 10

BITCH DO IT AGAIN

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Re: I FEEL HONORED

 

Originally posted by MEROJUANA

YO ON A SERIOUS TIP THOUGH I CANT STOP FARTING, BUT I DONT GOTTA TAKE A SHIT. NIGGAS DONT KNOW EBAY IS THE SPOT FOR OLD NORTH FACE JACKETS.

 

 

 

MEROE FOE

ABALLARDE

MLBRT.OHFOR

 

 

thats was random as hell....

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