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Ethreadzny2

Dont look both ways before you cross the street.

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Live on the edge.

Dont put toilet paper down on the seat before you squat.

Dont dry your fingers before you use your electric hair dryer.

Dont wear your seatbelt.

 

Wear spandex shorts with no underwear.

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I always automatically smell all food and drink before i consume it...even water, its ridiculous especially since the last two years i lost my smelling ability due to a sinus infection and a heavy smoking habit...

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serious paranoia man. I hear you, it is an automatic response before I eat also. especially freshly bought milk, I got to sniff it up first.

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Originally posted by Ethreadzny2

never shit out of the front window of a moving car. especially when people are sitting in the backseat with the window open.

 

Yes, I do belive this is true.

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there is no such thing as "too much to drink". and make sure right after someone says you have had too much to do a shot of vodka and smoke a big fat spliff. that'll show em

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Originally posted by Ethreadzny2

cutco knife salespeople defiently should not laugh during their demonstration of the knifes, and claim that it can cut through flesh.

 

Haha. I do that shit.

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toilet paper- psssh, what's it good for ?

 

washing your hands is for those who have lots of time to waste

 

no one has the right to tell you what lane of the street you can and can't drive in

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Originally posted by Mr. ABC

there is no such thing as "too much to drink". and make sure right after someone says you have had too much to do a shot of vodka and smoke a big fat spliff. that'll show em

 

 

 

so true

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