Milton Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 I'm turning 21 on next Wednesday, and what great friends I have. Half of these fucks are trying to get me to schedule my birthday so it coincides with the days in the week they have off. No one will agree to be a designated driver. Then people tell me "ohhh man, you should have let me know sooner," bitch I've known you 6 years, you know damn well what day my birthday is on, you know damn well I'm about to turn 21 what should I have told you when I was 8 or soemthing so you were sure u had time in your schedule. Then other mofuckers are coming up to me like "man I can go and shit, but somebody has to pay for my drinks cause I'm broke, so I don't think I can buy you a drink or anything." Then other people "lost their ID's" "Gave up drinking" etc... Fuck you all... I'm going to stay home and read. What the fuck, I shouldn't even be having to coordinate my own 21st birthday shit, much less schedule it around some dumb asses... Suck a dick.. Bastards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 Where do you live? I'll go have a drink with you. My 21st was VIP status but i dont have that kind of clout to offer you. I got atleast $100 on the drizank. edit- we'll go bust some caps or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted January 14, 2004 Author Share Posted January 14, 2004 For shizzle... My 5 day waiting period will put me roughly at a week from next thurdsay... YEsssireee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 Damn man,sounds like some "friends" of mine too,when ever something is important,their never there for you..Fuck these two faced whores. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 Hey milton, at least you're not in my situation. When i turned 21, it was in goddamn coast guard boot camp. At least you can go to a bar and get faded. The only thing that made me throw up was all the extra push ups and curls my squad commander made me do. Shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 MILTON! my main man...I had some kind of question in my head the other day while i was loungin at home and i was like "I must ask Milton!" Of course i forgot it by now.... Anyway, i hope you have a happy birthday!!!! (regardless of the circumstances) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted January 14, 2004 Author Share Posted January 14, 2004 Thank you to everyone, If you think of the question cinched I'll be sure to answer it... Don't do drugs.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AREANKAY Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 Your freinds must not relieze all the free drinks there is to be had on someones 21st, on mine I was getting so many free drinks I just started to give them all to my freinds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarzAbove Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 ima b 21 summer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cinnamon toast crunch804 Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 im turning 21 on the 31st.... yes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 its okay...for my 21st people were tying to schedule my appointments too. i said "dammit. i'm going to get drunk. fuck you." they came anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igor Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 who knows... maybe they are planning a surprise party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted January 14, 2004 Author Share Posted January 14, 2004 Hahhaah, yeah. Milton youdon'tknowmy"friends"oner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 happy birthday milton! you sure know a lot for your age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1HalfOfMe Posted January 15, 2004 Share Posted January 15, 2004 go to a bar with a few female friends and make friends with the bartender and then make the girls make a big deal" oh its his birthday! hurayy" you can get lots of free drinks that way i dont think that made sense and where the periods at Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsøn Posted January 15, 2004 Share Posted January 15, 2004 happy berfday yo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boring Bastard Posted January 15, 2004 Share Posted January 15, 2004 Milton, lynch your VIETNAM VET neighbor that you complained about before! Have a one man party on his ass! That'll be a great 21st. Wouldn't you agree? Or did you already get his ass? Have a good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igor Posted January 15, 2004 Share Posted January 15, 2004 oh wait... it's THAT milton. The i-don't-give-a-fuck-about-other-people's-sleep-Milton. Haha, yeah i can figure you don't have any real friends.:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted January 15, 2004 Share Posted January 15, 2004 i hate to tell you this but in this day and age you really cant expect much from anyone, nobody really cares about anything that dosent effect their own life... just wait till the day arrives, if no one still cares just go do your own thing, try to enjoy yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted January 15, 2004 Share Posted January 15, 2004 1. go buy a case of your favorite beer 2. go back to your home 3. sit down in a comfortable chair 4. turn off all the lights 5.proceed to drink all the beer before it gets warm (fridge is off limits in this game) 6.make drunken phonecalls to ex girlfriends Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted January 15, 2004 Author Share Posted January 15, 2004 Thanks to everybody... I rented a hotel room by the bars, I intend to get smashed and find some birds. Thanks for the advice F. Bastard. And Igor, i think a better question is do any of us have "real" friends? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted January 15, 2004 Share Posted January 15, 2004 hey.. have fun on your 21st. dont feel so bad, i'm pregnant on my 21st!! and my bestfriends birthday is a day aftermine..and we had planned to have a 4 kegger..2 day party and get completely tossed..ah well. ;] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 i spent my 21st drinking at a bar across the street with my roommate waiting for all these people who were going to "try and stop by". only 1 or 2 did but it was still a blast... until the next morning. to this day worst hangover ever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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