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Guest SPLINTER

those pants are skin tight, how can i get into them- told to a girl wearing skin tight pants. i dunno watch austin pwers 2 when he meets felicity

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Originally posted by Secret:

Personally, I prefer the straight foward approach such as "get your ass on the bed" and "take off your clothes"...

There need to be more girls like you.

 

Heard tonight:

-I wanna touch you where you pee

-Can I lick you where your not a man.

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"hey bitch come here, you know what it is."

 

my friend said this to a girl and I swear to god it worked. depends on the girl and the tone in which you say it. gotta do it with a smile. and this dude has bad game. but that one was classic.

 

I usually just say hi or hello with those special "fuck me" eyes. you can almost see their panties get wet. works for me. that's usually followed up by a few drinks some half ass interesting conversation. and a phone number. holla!

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Originally posted by Lush:

Hello is generally well accepted.

 

Yeah, but I gotta like follow that up and shit. That's where I draw a blank.

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Guest drewWrite

You: hey, whadda you say i take you to dinner, and then we can go watch a movie, then go back to my place for some good sex...

 

her: um, i don't know...

 

you: okay, fuck the movie.

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damn if you like some ho, just give her your ## and if you got a chance shell call, or you could buy a cave and start wielding a club...

 

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“lead me astray, beguiling female voices.”

-Ovid

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you got a purty mouth.

(you have to say that one like a yokel)

 

if you already have a date:

"when i said dinner, i meant we were going to be having sex. and when i said movie, i meant i was going to be filming it."

 

i live with my parents and i dont have a job. that's a really good one

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Guest goreguts

Tell this to a girl you just met, who you don't give a fuck about. After you get her laughing and it looks like it's time to make out, point to your crotch and say "hey, my dicks not gonna' suck itself." You might get slapped, but atleast you'll have a good story.

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Guest chicken bone

"you pretty! want to suck the marrow from my chicken bone?"

 

i usually say this after i yank the desired female by the hair and i have the girl in a vulcan death hold.

 

its how i lost my virginity. you try now!

 

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chicken bone!

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