Lush Posted July 26, 2001 Share Posted July 26, 2001 Originally posted by cracked ass: I can never think of anything to say when I see fly girls. Hello is generally well accepted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SPLINTER Posted July 26, 2001 Share Posted July 26, 2001 those pants are skin tight, how can i get into them- told to a girl wearing skin tight pants. i dunno watch austin pwers 2 when he meets felicity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deznatori Posted July 26, 2001 Share Posted July 26, 2001 Originally posted by Secret: Personally, I prefer the straight foward approach such as "get your ass on the bed" and "take off your clothes"... There need to be more girls like you. Heard tonight: -I wanna touch you where you pee -Can I lick you where your not a man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bathtub Napper Posted July 26, 2001 Share Posted July 26, 2001 Originally posted by Pilau Hands: could i drink your bathtub water? Ayo! ------------------ I rock it, you jock it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klypse Posted July 26, 2001 Share Posted July 26, 2001 Originally posted by pacman: Are your parents retarded?...cause I think you're special Dude thats the funniest shit ever.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klypse Posted July 26, 2001 Share Posted July 26, 2001 F*ck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda? or~ My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icygrape Posted July 26, 2001 Share Posted July 26, 2001 "hey bitch come here, you know what it is." my friend said this to a girl and I swear to god it worked. depends on the girl and the tone in which you say it. gotta do it with a smile. and this dude has bad game. but that one was classic. I usually just say hi or hello with those special "fuck me" eyes. you can almost see their panties get wet. works for me. that's usually followed up by a few drinks some half ass interesting conversation. and a phone number. holla! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cracked ass Posted July 26, 2001 Share Posted July 26, 2001 Originally posted by Lush: Hello is generally well accepted. Yeah, but I gotta like follow that up and shit. That's where I draw a blank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harpo Marx Posted July 26, 2001 Share Posted July 26, 2001 Originally posted by cracked ass: Yeah, but I gotta like follow that up and shit. That's where I draw a blank. I get all choked up and stuff. http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//frown.gif'> I can get numbers particularly easy I just never use them because I'm scared to death of calling them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest drewWrite Posted July 26, 2001 Share Posted July 26, 2001 You: hey, whadda you say i take you to dinner, and then we can go watch a movie, then go back to my place for some good sex... her: um, i don't know... you: okay, fuck the movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted July 27, 2001 Share Posted July 27, 2001 used only when youre outside or somewhere cold. me>hey girl its cold out here wanna jacket? she hopefully says yes... girl> yea. me> wait till we get to my house and then you can jack it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teister Posted July 27, 2001 Share Posted July 27, 2001 Got any Asian in you? Want some? OOHH! This is the best one of all time. Guy: So wussup? Girl: I don't know. Guy: You tryin to fuck or what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUKY Posted July 28, 2001 Share Posted July 28, 2001 damn if you like some ho, just give her your ## and if you got a chance shell call, or you could buy a cave and start wielding a club... ------------------ “lead me astray, beguiling female voices.” -Ovid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcia_vega Posted July 29, 2001 Share Posted July 29, 2001 whats happenin baby, can i buy you a fish sandwich? yeaaa... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*see-phore* Posted August 13, 2001 Author Share Posted August 13, 2001 bump 4 meeeeeeee cuz niggas anit knowin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyHofa Posted August 13, 2001 Share Posted August 13, 2001 you got a purty mouth. (you have to say that one like a yokel) if you already have a date: "when i said dinner, i meant we were going to be having sex. and when i said movie, i meant i was going to be filming it." i live with my parents and i dont have a job. that's a really good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddle Posted August 13, 2001 Share Posted August 13, 2001 you know i had to get in here... "they must call you cinnamon... cause you would look good all buttered up on this whitebread" "you look like the shape i want to be in" ------------------ serving the Blueberry Pancakes since 1987. RIP DREAM and PAK Suprising you, like fingers through toilet paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CZjunasan Posted August 13, 2001 Share Posted August 13, 2001 next time, you're sittin next to a hottie at a meeting, or there's a hot chick sittin across the room, just write on a piece of paper: "smile if you want to kiss me" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest goreguts Posted August 13, 2001 Share Posted August 13, 2001 Tell this to a girl you just met, who you don't give a fuck about. After you get her laughing and it looks like it's time to make out, point to your crotch and say "hey, my dicks not gonna' suck itself." You might get slapped, but atleast you'll have a good story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr. frink one Posted August 13, 2001 Share Posted August 13, 2001 TOW UP sounds cool....ha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUKY Posted August 13, 2001 Share Posted August 13, 2001 that smile if you wanna kiss me is the dopest one, that is actually a decent little line man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr. frink one Posted August 13, 2001 Share Posted August 13, 2001 tow is a girl no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chicken bone Posted August 13, 2001 Share Posted August 13, 2001 "you pretty! want to suck the marrow from my chicken bone?" i usually say this after i yank the desired female by the hair and i have the girl in a vulcan death hold. its how i lost my virginity. you try now! ------------------ chicken bone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr. frink one Posted August 13, 2001 Share Posted August 13, 2001 every girl has to check out Words from a Rupaul lover and respond to my question ------------------ http://www.angelfire.com/ri/misc01/images/animatefrink.gif'> WITH AN EDGE SO STRONG IT CAN'T BE BROKEN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr. frink one Posted August 14, 2001 Share Posted August 14, 2001 or perish slowly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest layteks Posted August 14, 2001 Share Posted August 14, 2001 hey baby if you were a boogie id pick you first. pretty slick eh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
konek graf queen Posted September 4, 2001 Share Posted September 4, 2001 i thought veryfine only came in a bottle yall screwed up the "keg" line. its:"girl your just like an keg, i jus wanna tap that ass! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted September 4, 2001 Share Posted September 4, 2001 http://www.punkassgear.com/gothcon/pics/pics.by.kristoff/you're.giving.what.free.with.each.purchase.jpg'> FREE SEX WITH PURCHASE! ------------------ $$$666MAKROS666$$$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted September 4, 2001 Share Posted September 4, 2001 In a drunken party stupor: --I heard you were going to take your shirt off... works everytime, and if it doesn't, just scream out, "hell naw, you can't make out with me..." and look all disgusted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curious george Posted September 5, 2001 Share Posted September 5, 2001 hey...let's fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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