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Originally posted by Seek One:

Guy: hey girl you got tickets?

Girl: for what?

Guy: (flexing your arms)....the gun show!

 

 

ok a friend of my boyfriend tried that one on me, and I completely don't get it. he tried to explain it but.....yeah.

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Originally posted by tow up from tha flow up !:

if some hot ass guy came up to you and gave you some cheesy ass one liner, you'd at least giggle and have a good story to tell your friends. Maybe I'm just a sucker for a good sense of humor though and that's just me.

 

 

see I just find it all rather unoriginal. I mean how many times have I heard all these, and like back in grade 6? Now if somebody came up and said Pilau's line (could i drink your bathtub water?)or something to that effect, I'd just crack up. It's silly, it's funny, it's original, and nerdy. I think somebody that would say something like that to a girl has a good sense of humour.

 

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you are beautiful, just not on the inside

 

[This message has been edited by Lush (edited 07-16-2001).]

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Guest Remy Martin

this line has worked 3 times,

 

"show me your tits"

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Originally posted by Lush:

ok a friend of my boyfriend tried that one on me, and I completely don't get it. he tried to explain it but.....yeah.

 

dam how dont you get it? you know guns meaning arms....hes showing you his guns...eh forget it

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Originally posted by boogie hands:

MUSTACHE RIDES 50 CENTS!!!!

 

 

 

Hahaha, that's fucking great!!

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i haven't quite mastered this one yet...

 

guy and girl walking down the street towards each other.

guy glances at girl.

girl ignores guy.

guy stares at the ground and continues walking.

girl walks past guy thinking "oh, god".

...

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Guest K[O]MEGA

guy: are you a plumber?

girl:why?

guy:cuz i think m pipe is leaking..

 

or the imfamous

do you spit or swallow..

 

if you pick up a e-tard girl its..

come on lets go to my place..

easier done then said..

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Originally posted by Seek One:

Guy: hey girl you got tickets?

Girl: for what?

Guy: (flexing your arms)....the gun show!

 

thats not really a line. thats more like a joke. my girl friend said that stupid shit to me one time.

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Personally, I prefer the straight foward approach such as "get your ass on the bed" and "take off your clothes"...

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Guest Pilau Hands

the forward approach will work with a girlfriend, or even someone that's just interested in you. otherwise, it's really on good from the girl's end. unless of course you've got game coming out of your eyeballs.

 

could you pass me my mack? it's the small shriveled one in the corner..,yeah right next to the coat pile. thanks

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oh yes the o so famous one..... ha and this has so worked at getting laid. when ur liek at ur boys house chillin or whatever and a chick comes over that u dont know u go lemme clean a place for you to sit. wipe your mouth and say there ya go http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//biggrin.gif'> ha that so has never worked seriously but it is a trip and a half to see the expression on the chicks face when u do that.

 

 

JINKS

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On a first date, throw a tantrum: "I don't wanna see a movie, I wanna have sex"

 

Do you want a screw

 

Let's get some pizza and fuck. what's the matter you don't like pizza?

 

"Drink more bitch"

 

"Let's play crotch tag"

 

"I think my dick tastes strange, could you check it out"

 

"I'll give you five hundred dollars if you lick my rectum" (usually works)

 

another trick is to replace your penis with whatever the bitch is grabbing for at the moment, for instance the remote, the jay, your friend's cock, the pasta...

 

or the real winner

"I'm Sorry"

 

or the real fun one, you the man, c'mon it's perfect:

"Let's monkey around a bit"

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guy:hey girl do you have any (german***) in you?

girl:no.

GUY: want some?

 

 

***can be substituted with your ethnic background

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LOOK AT A GIRL

ASK HER IF SHE HAS TICKETS

GIRL WILL RESPOND FOR WHAT

GUYS SAYS FOR THE GUN SHOW AND SHOWS HER HIS MUCELS

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LOOK AT A GIRL

ASK HER IF SHE HAS TICKETS

GIRL WILL RESPOND FOR WHAT

GUYS SAYS FOR THE GUN SHOW AND SHOWS HER HIS MUCELS

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