best pick-up lines ever!

[drinktheblood]

so it's not really a pick up line, but a friend of mine did this right in front of me and it worked like magic. write your name and number on a piece of paper and wad it up. walk over to the person you want to talk to and drop it right in front of them and say, "i think you dropped something." be ready to make some conversation and you're in there.

 

the all time best thing i ever pulled was at a job interview where i was way underqualified and i knew i wasn't getting it, so when the woman interviewing me shook my hand before i left i said, "i'm really looking foreward to working with a fine piece of ass such as yourself," and the truth is, [no bullshit], she blushed and said thanks and gave me her card, but i lost my nerve when i got home and i never called her. i never would've guessed in a million years that some shit like that would work, i was just trying to be funny.