Seek One Posted July 17, 2001 Share Posted July 17, 2001 Originally posted by Lush: ok a friend of my boyfriend tried that one on me, and I completely don't get it. he tried to explain it but.....yeah. dam how dont you get it? you know guns meaning arms....hes showing you his guns...eh forget it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted July 17, 2001 Share Posted July 17, 2001 MUSTACHE RIDES 50 CENTS!!!! ------------------ brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted July 17, 2001 Share Posted July 17, 2001 Originally posted by boogie hands: MUSTACHE RIDES 50 CENTS!!!! Hahaha, that's fucking great!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted July 17, 2001 Share Posted July 17, 2001 i haven't quite mastered this one yet... guy and girl walking down the street towards each other. guy glances at girl. girl ignores guy. guy stares at the ground and continues walking. girl walks past guy thinking "oh, god". ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest K[O]MEGA Posted July 17, 2001 Share Posted July 17, 2001 guy: are you a plumber? girl:why? guy:cuz i think m pipe is leaking.. or the imfamous do you spit or swallow.. if you pick up a e-tard girl its.. come on lets go to my place.. easier done then said.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CONTWO Posted July 17, 2001 Share Posted July 17, 2001 said to girl walking with boyfriend "lemme get that monkey off your back" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tue skinny Posted July 17, 2001 Share Posted July 17, 2001 damm bitch you stupid fly let me pull up to your bumper and smack dat monkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOY Posted July 17, 2001 Share Posted July 17, 2001 Originally posted by Seek One: Guy: hey girl you got tickets? Girl: for what? Guy: (flexing your arms)....the gun show! thats not really a line. thats more like a joke. my girl friend said that stupid shit to me one time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retard warfare Posted July 17, 2001 Share Posted July 17, 2001 yo i might not be a flinstone..BUT I SURE KNOW HOW TO MKE THE BEDROCK>>>NAHMIEAn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hehe http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//smile.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retard warfare Posted July 17, 2001 Share Posted July 17, 2001 how bnout..dsfksajfaf. how about......WANNA LET ME STICK MY PENIS INTO YOUR VAG!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Posted July 17, 2001 Share Posted July 17, 2001 Personally, I prefer the straight foward approach such as "get your ass on the bed" and "take off your clothes"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted July 17, 2001 Share Posted July 17, 2001 the forward approach will work with a girlfriend, or even someone that's just interested in you. otherwise, it's really on good from the girl's end. unless of course you've got game coming out of your eyeballs. could you pass me my mack? it's the small shriveled one in the corner..,yeah right next to the coat pile. thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JinkZ aNd BrainZ Posted July 17, 2001 Share Posted July 17, 2001 oh yes the o so famous one..... ha and this has so worked at getting laid. when ur liek at ur boys house chillin or whatever and a chick comes over that u dont know u go lemme clean a place for you to sit. wipe your mouth and say there ya go http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//biggrin.gif'> ha that so has never worked seriously but it is a trip and a half to see the expression on the chicks face when u do that. JINKS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted July 17, 2001 Share Posted July 17, 2001 Hey baby, I write Sonik3000! ------------------ 2 Can Sam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiD U'reNotKoncious Posted July 17, 2001 Share Posted July 17, 2001 On a first date, throw a tantrum: "I don't wanna see a movie, I wanna have sex" Do you want a screw Let's get some pizza and fuck. what's the matter you don't like pizza? "Drink more bitch" "Let's play crotch tag" "I think my dick tastes strange, could you check it out" "I'll give you five hundred dollars if you lick my rectum" (usually works) another trick is to replace your penis with whatever the bitch is grabbing for at the moment, for instance the remote, the jay, your friend's cock, the pasta... or the real winner "I'm Sorry" or the real fun one, you the man, c'mon it's perfect: "Let's monkey around a bit" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted July 17, 2001 Share Posted July 17, 2001 guy:hey girl do you have any (german***) in you? girl:no. GUY: want some? ***can be substituted with your ethnic background Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JedaOne Posted July 17, 2001 Share Posted July 17, 2001 LOOK AT A GIRL ASK HER IF SHE HAS TICKETS GIRL WILL RESPOND FOR WHAT GUYS SAYS FOR THE GUN SHOW AND SHOWS HER HIS MUCELS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JedaOne Posted July 17, 2001 Share Posted July 17, 2001 LOOK AT A GIRL ASK HER IF SHE HAS TICKETS GIRL WILL RESPOND FOR WHAT GUYS SAYS FOR THE GUN SHOW AND SHOWS HER HIS MUCELS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.W.F UNABOMBER Posted July 17, 2001 Share Posted July 17, 2001 want to get fucked up? (liqs & trees) trus something goin down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JinkZ aNd BrainZ Posted July 17, 2001 Share Posted July 17, 2001 hey if me and u were squirrels could i bust a nut in ur hole?........and.......... girl ur like a champion bass, i dont know whether to mouth you or eat you. guarrented to work http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//biggrin.gif'> ahahahah. jinks [This message has been edited by JinkZ aNd BrainZ (edited 07-17-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asetONER Posted July 17, 2001 Share Posted July 17, 2001 guy:hey,wanna go back to my place and eat some pizza and fuck girl http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//frown.gif'>look of disgust) guy:what,you dont like pizza? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeroSeis Posted July 17, 2001 Share Posted July 17, 2001 Originally posted by Pilau Hands: unless of course you've got game coming out of your eyeballs. **shoves his game back into his skull** http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//mad.gif'> http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//cool.gif'> GET IT! IM "MAD COOL!" HAHAHAHAHA!! HAHA!...HAHA...ha. MEROJUANA HARSTARSS MLBPREZOE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harpo Marx Posted July 18, 2001 Share Posted July 18, 2001 : Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money : I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock. : may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you. : Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way. I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it? : There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes Excuse me I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me tonight She: why? ( if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why) You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. ( have something quick to say afterwards) Are your pants from outer space? 'cause your butt is out of this world Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya. just tell me when to stop if u get bored Are you tired? Cause you've been running through my mind all day! If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together! Are you a surgeon? CAuse you've just took my heart away! Have I seen you before? OH yeah it was in the dictionary under the word KABLAM!! There must be a keg in your pants, cuz I want to tap that ass. You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast. My pickup line was published on the Internet... Would you like to hear it. Hey gorgeous the power company is looking for you you're so electrifying. I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!! Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand hahahaha How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning! If I pet you, would you follow me home? I'm not wearing any pants. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag. I love the way you move...like butter on a bald monkey. You remind me of my Grandma except I haven't slept with you yet. You stole my heart. But that's okay; I have another one at home in the fridge. Do you just wanna get naked? Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package! Why do I have a pierced tongue? You'll soon find out. Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me? Come on baby, sex is like pizza: Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good. Do you wanna have kids with me??? No? Then do you just wanna practice? I wish you were a carousel at Wal-Mart so I could ride you all day long for just a quarter!! Aw, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List! Save a horse -- ride a cowboy. Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want? You know, it's not premarital sex unless you plan on getting married. Hi, I make more money than you can spend. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue. Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner. Mmmm, you bring new meaning to the word "edible". Hey babe, do you realize that my mouth can generate over 750 psi? Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?!?!! Sex is a killer...want to die happy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pacman Posted July 18, 2001 Share Posted July 18, 2001 Are your parents retarded?...cause I think you're special Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted July 18, 2001 Share Posted July 18, 2001 Originally posted by pacman: Are your parents retarded?...cause I think you're special hahahhah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted July 18, 2001 Share Posted July 18, 2001 hahaha that last one will be burned into memory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Posted July 18, 2001 Share Posted July 18, 2001 Originally posted by Harpo Marx: You know, it's not premarital sex unless you plan on getting married. oh my god, I can't stop laughing. [This message has been edited by Lush (edited 07-18-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the last slave Posted July 19, 2001 Share Posted July 19, 2001 these are all mine..... how sad 1. good god girl, are those sea-saw jeans? 2.hey girl if i was a Bong would you blow me? 3.<whisper>i have 2 diamonds in my pants. 4.Hey baby, why walk when you to ride this El Train. 5.hey baby if you were a booger i'd pick you. 6. if i touch you will you sue me? 7..ever ate a choclate snake? want too? 8.Excuse me i lost my number can i have yours.(not mine) 9.wanna lay a finger on my buuter finger. 10.this is my crotch, when i cum thats all you will see. 11.Hey girl did you know that the word of the day is "legs"? wanna go home and spread the word? none of these ever worked.how sad ------------------ fuckitwhocares [This message has been edited by the last slave (edited 07-18-2001).] [This message has been edited by the last slave (edited 07-18-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backside country tagger 2 Posted July 26, 2001 Share Posted July 26, 2001 damm you'sa fine motha fucka.that works if you wanna get smack haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cracked ass Posted July 26, 2001 Share Posted July 26, 2001 I wouldn't want a girl who would go for any of the lines in this thread. I can't believe any would. Serious IQ or self-image deficiencies. Of course, I have no idea what would work on the type of girl I want. In fact, I can never think of anything to say when I see fly girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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