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best pick-up lines ever!

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heres mine.....echemmmm......excuse me miss but i must say youve got the prettiest face i have ever cum across.heheheheheheheh...... i'm looking for lines that might work on stars,tennis players,strippers anything that has a vagina and boobies.........

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Lines have never really worked for me ,I tell them whats the deal and mainly feed them drinks all night,rophies can work wonders as well.

 

But I remember I used to say something like "Do you have a mirror in your pants?Cause I can see my self in them."But some hoe threw a drink in my face,so you might stay away from that one.

 

[This message has been edited by pauliewalnuts (edited 07-16-2001).]

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i dont use lines but i heard this line on the real world. do you have a map? i just got lost in your eyes.you can always go with the "hey girl, wanna fuck?"

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Girl: Hey, have you heard the new definition of indefinately?

 

Guy: No, what is it?

 

Girl: When your balls are smacking my ass you are in, definately.

 

(can be reversed, but be prepared to block a backhand)

 

I may not be Fred Flinstone but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.

 

Guy: Is that a keg in your pants?

Girl: what?

Guy: because I wanna tap that azz..

 

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PRUDE - If I had nuts, you'd be on 'em.

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Guest NEOPLASTICITY

did it hurt?...when u fell from heaven

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I read this on this board before i think it was tease who said it.

 

Guy: My magic watch tells me you aren't wearing any panties.

 

Girl: Your magic watch is wrong.

 

Guy: Oh. Damn, it must be an hour fast.

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Guest --zeSto--

the only lines that work are not lines!

paradox? riddle? truth!

 

just go up and say.. " hi, I noticed you

noticing me, and want to come up and say hello"

 

note: use mad inuendos at all times!

hell.. it works for me!

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I must agree with Zesto. I don't know any girls, including myself, who would feel flattered if you boys used one of those lines.

 

I'd most likely fall on the floor laughing uncontrollably. But good luck with them. I'd find it amusing if my boyfriend used one, but anybody else? no way.

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my personal favorite

 

do you work at UPS cause i could have sworn you were checking out my package. bah dum ching! thank you folks i will be here ALL week.

 

your father must have been a drug dealer cause you're DOPE!

 

this one always works for me. swear to god

 

me: AIYO!!!

girl: what?

me: can i get your screen name?

girl: uhh i dont have one

me: well then let me get your email address. you got AOL or YAHOO?

 

im a fucking pimp

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Isn't that the whole point of pick up lines, to make people laugh? If a guy comes up to me with a good one that I've never heard before, totally joking around trying to break the ice, I love it. It's not like guys or girls who use pick up lines really expect to be screwing you in 45 minutes.

You girls act like you'd be so grossed out, but you know if some hot ass guy came up to you and gave you some cheesy ass one liner, you'd at least giggle and have a good story to tell your friends. Maybe I'm just a sucker for a good sense of humor though and that's just me.

 

 

 

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PRUDE - If I had nuts, you'd be on 'em.

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Guest kOmega

that ..

hey NICE SHOES, WANAN FUCK?

HAS WERKED FOR ME A FEW TIMES

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For a white guy to pick up a black girl.

"hey baby, do you like cream in your coffee"

I only said that one because it always worked for me.

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Originally posted by lifetime:

hey nice shoes,wanna fuck?

 

 

A classic!

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Guest SayOne

hey baby , your daddy a terroist cuz youz da bomb.... heard dat somewhere , forgot where , but shit me laugh till i thought i was gonna shit myself.

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Guest Pilau Hands

could i drink your bathtub water?

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Originally posted by Pilau Hands:

could i drink your bathtub water?

haha that's the funniest thing I've heard in a while

 

 

 

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..rat soup eating honkie motha...

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You have 206 bones in your body... want one more?

 

ahh yeah girl, please don't go.

 

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ABOVElabs.

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guy: do you know what the word of the day is?

girl: whats that?

guy: legs..... now lets go back to your place and spread the word.

 

~or~

 

-how do u like ur eggs in the morning scrambled or fertilized.

 

jinks kra.......

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Guest imported_El Mamerro

"You're a fucking ugly bitch. I wanna stab you to death, and play with your blood."

 

-Patrick Bateman, American Psycho

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