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i guess i just didnt think any of them were good/funny tell me those arent real possible slogans. could just be a case of back to work grouchiness.

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the thing is, those were all fucking stupid. maybe its the fact that ive been having (actual) sex (with a parter) for more than a decade now and thus the novelty of 'getting some' has completely worn off, but honestly, those were embaressingly bad. i not only felt bad that i was duped into clicking this topic, but i was also feeling bad for for the fact that you actually thought these funny enough to re-post. even sudz wouldnt think this shit was funny.

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My game is so bad, my condoms went past the expiration date unused so I had to throw em out.

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this is the kind of stuff that pops up in my mail box. But I think I am with cracked on the lack of booty...saturday was one year since the last time I even saw a girl completely naked and in person. sad isn't it?..an attractive guy like myself (zack morris) can't even get a girl to look at him...i think I am going to go crawl into a few bottles of bud light.

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Originally posted by Zack Morris:

i think I am going to go crawl into a few bottles of bud light.

 

 

thats your problem bro, your drinking fag beer... get some real shit like PBR or something...

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you should drink wildcat strong. if you cant get it in the states, i suggest you import it. ill mail it to ya if ya want.

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Originally posted by T.T Boy:

you should drink wildcat strong. if you cant get it in the states, i suggest you import it. ill mail it to ya if ya want.

 

 

heh.......i'd like to see zack swill some TNT too...

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someone emailed this to me..i thaught you might enjoy

 

Support Condom Week- READ it!

LIST OF POSSIBLE SLOGANS PROMOTING NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK

 

1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP

 

2. BEFORE U ATTACK HER, WRAP YOUR WHACKER

 

3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YOUR WILLY

 

4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YOUR SPOUT

 

5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YOUR BONER

 

6. YOU CANT GO WRONG, IF U SHIELD YOUR DONG

 

7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT.

 

8.IF U THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YOUR MONKEY

 

9. IF U SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE

 

10. IT WILL BE SWEETER IF U WRAP YOUR PETER

 

11. SHE WONT GET SICK IF U WRAP YOUR DICK

 

12. IF U GO IN TO HEAT, PACKAGE YOUR MEAT

 

13. WHLE YOUR UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YOUR PENIS

 

14. WHEN U TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, SLIP UP YOUR TROUSER MOUSE

 

15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YOUR MEMBER

 

16. NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER

 

17. DONT BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YOUR TOOL

 

18. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YOUR ERECTION

 

19. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL

 

20. A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER

 

21. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!

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