FuckWhitey Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 well, heres my story. -True Story- January 1, 2004. FuckWhitey has wild sex all day and all night with a woman he has been trying to have sex with for a long time ( about a month) 10 days and about 300 sex's later, Fuck Whitey remembers theres a little more to life than sex, such as 12oz prophet. Fuck Whitey decides to pay 12oz a visit and see how things are going. yawn. Im sleepy, and my sex partner has been sleeping all day. anyway. I have to go to school, pay my tuition, try kinging the city again, put some kenwood 10's in my trunk, and get my hair braided. what a great year this has been. its januay 11 and I feel like its still the 1st since I havent done absolutley nothing yet. I only left the apartment for condoms, cigaetes, and groceries. sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 Go the fuck to bed, we've been hearing that lie for ..... ummm... 'bout a minute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY THIS. NO ONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND HAS BEEN OR EVER WILL BE JEALOUS OF YOU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AevOne718 Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 oh no. how pimp. http://img9.photobucket.com/albums/v27/Ratwings/P1010043.jpg'> NOT THIS PIMP... (gotta keep the new years pics coming.. what can i say?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 Congrats Tease on finding a woman. Does this mean you won't be coming to 12oz as often(praying to god he says yes)? GZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 you found your inner whiteboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 Originally posted by E MARTYR TEASER GOT LAID!!!!!!! yesssssssssssssssss. holy fuck was tonight not the best night ive had in a long fucking time. bomb ass head, she got that killer pussy (although i didnt last to long :( *hadnt done it in like 2-3 months) but she still loooooooooves me. hahaha. maaaaaan yall, im in love. story is, there was this really cute girl i liked back in the day, she was like friend of friends in our group type shit. anyways, she dressed pretty punk / alternative then and was pretty wild an shit. so anyways, i hadnt seen her in like 2 years or more, and the other night before me and my boy went out to this get together party thing, my homie ran into ole girl playing pool. so my boy got her number, and told me about it, and i was like word, lets hang out with her saturday... (today). so we call her up to see whats going on, and we go to meet her up at mcdonalds. so we show up, she's not there yet, im waiting with anticipation of what she's going to look like and so on. all of a sudden she walks in the restraunt and im like god daaaaaaaaamn, thats her? ole girl was bangin' lemme tell ya. she is like sandra bullock cute, some might not like her, but im not really refering to looking like her, but just like super fucking cute no matter how you cut it basically. so anyways, i catch one glimpse and i stake my claim to my homie, im like say man, im feeling her hella, let me holler at her ok? so he says thats cool. anyways, we hung out at her house after eating, then went and saw that movie MY BABY DADDY or whatever (not that good, i expected it to be better but i dunno...) and then we went and copped some beer for her brother and dropped her off. i asked her what she was going to be doing the rest of the night, and she told me going to her girls house and to see her friends baby, and ummm chillen. so i told her to hit me up after she was done with that shit and come over to my house. to make a even longer story short, girl got here at like 10'til 1am, and i had her naked within about 8 minutes. girl was so fucking hot. Her face is precious to look at, really nice smile, nice C titties, cute tummy, nice firm dumptruck ass, thick thighs, she had it all. she was compassionate and kissing me all over, shit was fucking awesome. her kisses felt like sex it was so good. i think i have found my match for now. :love2::love2::love2::love2::love2: /sprung Too long to read, probably all lies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 Originally posted by E MARTYR TEASER GOT LAID!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuck Ya'll Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 I read about 3 sentences of Tease's story, and all I've gotta say is: SEX DOES NOT EQUAL LOVE After you've had sex and you feel all hazy (you obviously don't know this because you don't get laid too often) that feeling is NOT love. It's just a sex haze... love is a lot "deeper" than penetration. Once you seperate the two your life will become MUCH simpler, Tease. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 Originally posted by Fuck Ya'll Also.... don't listen to my advice. I have never been in a serious relationship my whole life. Fuck Ya'll/Commitment Phobia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuck Ya'll Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 Thanks for proving my point, 26. But that does not mean I have never been in love. Bel Biv Devoe once said "Can't trust a big butt and smile". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 Originally posted by Fuck Ya'll It's just a sex haze... love is a lot "deeper" than penetration. :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 SEX IS BAD! SEX IS BAD!SEX IS BAD! SEX IS BAD!SEX IS BAD! SEX IS BAD!SEX IS BAD! SEX IS BAD!SEX IS BAD! SEX IS BAD!SEX IS BAD! SEX IS BAD!SEX IS BAD! SEX IS BAD!SEX IS BAD! SEX IS BAD!SEX IS BAD! SEX IS BAD!SEX IS BAD! SEX IS BAD!SEX IS BAD! SEX IS BAD!SEX IS BAD! SEX IS BAD!SEX IS BAD! SEX IS BAD!SEX IS BAD! SEX IS BAD! Unless it's with someone you really love..;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuckWhitey Posted January 11, 2004 Author Share Posted January 11, 2004 ^^^what the hell are?! are you serious?! fuck that homie, sex is one of the best things in this world. fuck "love". its all about sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 Am I going to hell for reading lies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallix Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 http://www.markfiore.com/mad/gay.gif'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 Originally posted by E MARTYR nice firm dumptruck ass, And when it comes down to it thats all you really had to say. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rad Pants Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 she sounds like a big whore to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallix Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 Originally posted by Mr Rad Pants she sounds like a big whore to me. Anyone who'd fuck tease's trail trash cock is definately, a whore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 just had threee sex sessions before 11:00 this morning. ::lucky:: ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 Originally posted by Fuck Ya'll I read about 3 sentences of Tease's story, and all I've gotta say is: SEX DOES NOT EQUAL LOVE After you've had sex and you feel all hazy (you obviously don't know this because you don't get laid too often) that feeling is NOT love. It's just a sex haze... love is a lot "deeper" than penetration. Once you seperate the two your life will become MUCH simpler, Tease. holler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 Originally posted by TURBOCAPSLOK E MARTYR FOUND HIMSELF INNER WHITEBOY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 Originally posted by Devilush just had threee sex sessions before 11:00 this morning. ::lucky:: ;) Psh... I've done 6 before noon. Starting at 7. Tell your boy to start joggin. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest J3NF3R Posted January 12, 2004 Share Posted January 12, 2004 Originally posted by FuckWhitey ^^^what the hell are?! are you serious?! fuck that homie, sex is one of the best things in this world. fuck "love". its all about sex. i second that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted January 12, 2004 Share Posted January 12, 2004 Originally posted by 26SidedCube Psh... I've done 6 before noon. Starting at 7. Tell your boy to start joggin. ;) now see....we dont wake up at 7 on the weekends. thats a big no no for me. we woke up at 9:00. soooo i dont think i need to tell him anything.:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted January 12, 2004 Share Posted January 12, 2004 Originally posted by 26SidedCube Psh... I've done 6 before noon. Starting at 7. Tell your boy to start joggin. ;) i did 7 one night, that was crazy, crazy crazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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