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threesome -VS- mexico

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ok kids.... help uncle kilo decide what he should do....

 

Senario 1

  • The current girl has a friend coming into town.
    These two girls are more than just friends (wink wink).
    Now I've been told by the current girl that there's
    a really damn good chance of the 3 of us getting together.
    Plus... there's a huge concert going on that she will
    have backstage passes to. Sure it's only Nickleback (booo!)
    but she's friends with the band and we can party like
    rockstars and then get it on like rockstars. Sound good?

 

-OR-

 

Senario 2

  • I leave the frozen tundra and fly down to the Baja.
    There I hop on a 10 cabin boat and spend my week
    cruising, drinking on a boat dpc!, snorkeling and chilling!
    So a week on a boat in the baja with taned women and tequila.
    Plus it's 100% free (except for the booze). Yeah.. free trip?

 

so what does the 12oz think tank have to say?

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questions:

 

Where does your girl's friend live? Is it close enough that another trip would be possible in the future? Is her friend the groupie type?

 

Who are you going on the boat with...friends, family...dpc-ers? What's the party status on the area you'll be cruising in?

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Maxwell and the cone of silence.

 

Can't you get with the girls when you get back?

 

If the word 'Chance' is involved I'd cancel that, too...

 

Who knows.. on vacation you could run into 5

dark skinned chicks who offer the same deal...

 

Plus.. if it's free week vacation... or getting to go

at two chicks who (from what I've been told/

heard from a lot of guys) might be more into each

other than you... for just one night and not an

entire week I'd go with the boats, beer, and Baja.

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Baja as in Mexico? Yeah.........let's see.........spit a little Spanglish and then hit 4 mexican hinas or stay in a frozen ass ice cube and hope to melt some of the frost off the igloo by getting a "possible" 3 some going? Hmmmmmmmm................

 

Worst comes to worst then just pay $200 pesos and BUY a 3 some in the sun! Good idea....

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ok... so the girl's friend live on the west coast.

She might be back sometime in the future.... but I dunno.

And the idea of drinking crystal with nickleback isn't that exciting.

My girl is very good friend with them all. (not that good you dogs!)

 

The boat trip is a solo mission. It's being done by an eco-tour operator

and I managed to get the hook up. Those types of trips have lots of

solo travellers so that should be fine. I'm not sure about the area,

but I know I'll be swimming daily and drinking on the boat nightly.

 

yaarrrrggghhhhh.... might thar' be booty to plunder?

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Originally posted by Asickeronius

Worst comes to worst then just pay $200 pesos and BUY a 3 some in the sun!

 

Dear Asickeronius... you have just made up my mind.

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Originally posted by Asickeronius

Worst comes to worst then just pay $200 pesos and BUY a 3 some in the sun! Good idea....

 

my thoughts exactly.

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dpc styles like what is the way to go.

 

I've been burned too many times on chance deals. I always go with the absolute deal now.

 

I tried to be objective and not let my love of the pretanned ladies interfere.

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Guest WebsterUno
Originally posted by Kilo7-

yaarrrrggghhhhh.... might thar' be booty to plunder?

 

 

you should verify if that chance of the 3 of you hooking up

is fo sho...if it isnt...take the vacation. Cuzz if you dont

get any booty...your going to be kicking yourself later!

!

 

:mexican:

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POLO!

 

All I know is that there's a dive platform and I havn't

been diving for way too long. Even if it's just free diving

it's better than a parka! And I like the confined quarters of a ship.

 

especially with the pretans!

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Originally posted by Asickeronius

Worst comes to worst then just pay $200 pesos and BUY a 3 some in the sun! Good idea....

 

 

boo ya

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Snorkeling and tequila~! You can get a threesome later in life! Snorkeling and tequila instead of this windy minus 20 weather sounds good to me.

 

It’s a win-win situation, so whatever.

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Originally posted by WebsterUno

Cuzz if you dont get any booty...your going to be kicking yourself later!

 

I'll still be backstage at a huge rock concert,

so maybe I could pull some rocker groupies with my mastery of the air guitar?

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Nickelback groupies are probably forty year old white women who haven’t been laid in 11 years and get way too drunk.

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Go to Baja. gettin drunk cruisin on a boat chillin...Pussy comes and goes, free trips dont. Who cares if your going to be down there with a dry bone.

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Originally posted by PabstBlueRbn

Masturbate and then think about it immediately afterwords.

 

but I'm at work!

 

I've already taken the plugs out of my ears for my new passport photo.

Looks like I already made a choice before I knew it.

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when you get to mexico you should email me i got close friends there that run a limo service that will pick you up in a limo get you girls and all that fun stuff all for one price

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Guest im not witty

WHAT A HALF ASS "PROBLEM". some dilemna. go on a nice vacation or make a kilo samwich. i scoff at you.

 

scoff scoff

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Originally posted by im not witty

scoff scoff

 

and I gafaw at you for not having such fun 'problems'.

 

gafaw gafaw gafaw!

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Originally posted by E MARTYR

...easy like 2nd grade math.

 

then why did you have to repeat it 3 times????

 

hahaha... just playing player.

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