Guest imported_Tesseract Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 Light dimers settle that kind of stuff easily and fast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 my old house had a dimmer switch in every room...even the kitchen and bathroom. awwww yeaaaahhhh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 Originally posted by SteveAustin ...even the kitchen mmm, counter top action :yum: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 Lights on, or dim lights. That figure in the door way thing is mad weird. I don’t know how my performance would be after that. I’d probably finish as quickly as possible, then hide under the covers. Because if you go out looking for it with the flashlight, you’ll die. Or as tt boy said, maybe you’ll get to have anal sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
type R Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 my last girlfriend was really self concious, and insisted on turning the lights off at first. eventually she mellowed out, and would turn the lights off but leave the tv on or something. next thing you know we are doing it on the big trampoline in the backyard at 2:30 in the afternoon. the bouncing really threw off the rythm though. type R/ trampoline sex not recommended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted January 9, 2004 Author Share Posted January 9, 2004 Countertop action is the best. One of the bedrooms where we stayed had a wall length mirror and a bed that hit me right in the knees. We never used it, I was heated/pissed... Lights on for me is the way to go. Or right when you wake up, even if she's asleep still. Wake her up, its fun trust me... Holler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S. Hawking Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 I AM STUCK IN A FUCKING WHEELCHAIR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igor Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 Yo Milton, your paranoia gives you the best excuse to leave the lights on. "Gee, i really would turn it off honey, but you know, i got to chase the ghosts away, cause they only show in the dark" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S. Hawking Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 LIGHTS ARE NOT IMPORTANT WHEN YOU MASTERED THE UNIVERSE. ALSO IT TURNS THE LADIES ON WHEN I MAKE RAP MUSIC WITH MY COMPUTER. S DOT HAWKING. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MotherEffer Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 Originally posted by type R my last girlfriend was really self concious, and insisted on turning the lights off at first. eventually she mellowed out, and would turn the lights off but leave the tv on or something. next thing you know we are doing it on the big trampoline in the backyard at 2:30 in the afternoon. the bouncing really threw off the rythm though. type R/ trampoline sex not recommended. my very first was like that, no lights except for the tv. she never got over it, so i dumped her found a girl that would take it in the ass with a spotlight on her. what a women:cool: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 Originally posted by CinchedWaist mmm, counter top action :yum: that's the tip of the iceburg as far as debauchery in that house is concerned. one of my boys took this dirty little whore home from the bars and fucked her on the dining room table. I ran into her several months after...and was gonna try and take her home. I wanted to see the expression on her face when she realized she had been in that same house and on that same table with someone else before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaracasticH Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 If you are hedrosexual how come it fells good to wipe you're ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest J3NF3R Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 lights on...in front of mirrors.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 hmmmmm, how bout in the pool, at night,,,,,how us thugs do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
type R Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 Originally posted by SaracasticH If you are hedrosexual how come it fells good to wipe you're ass If you are HETEROSEXUAL how come it FEELS good to wipe YOUR ass. please don't turn on your computer ever again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 Originally posted by type R If you are HETEROSEXUAL how come it FEELS good to wipe YOUR ass. please don't turn on your computer ever again. i would like to second this..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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