Milton Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 So I go with my main bird on vacation to this little cabin that you can rent out in the woods. So we enjoy a lot of herbal refreshments, and head off to bed. So of course I'm smashing for a while and I have the the lights on. Bird says to me "Milton, turn the lights off." Now me, I'm a pretty mo'fucka and I've been assured that I look good naked, but I do it, cause I'm a nice guy. So she gets on top and I close my eyes, and then I open them and I look towards the door and I see something standing there like all black and shadowy. Needless to say I start freaking out running through the place naked looking for the dude standing in the doorway. So I have a few questions, first is it the combination of sex, dehydration and substances fucking with me? I'm pretty sure it wasn't a ghost, but who knows. And secondly, do you prefer lights off or lights on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 maybe the ghost wanted some anal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capitalstPIG Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 i don't know what to say about the ghosts and goblins all up in your area. but i will say that i enjoy fucking "with the lights on," mostly as a function of the fact that i like fucking the most in the afternoon or morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 the exact same thing happened to me once Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 sounded like you were nervous. block the windows/door and stuff. common sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 Originally posted by T.T Boy maybe the ghost wanted some anal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 lights on. i like to see titties bouncing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 yes, ill take some, please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 Originally posted by Mr. ABC lights on. i like to see titties bouncing yes...or when she looks at you when you are gettin dome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 Lights on or off, if you just think to yourself, "I've had hotter chicks than this...." then you'll always last alot longer sport. Mkthx. :lick: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 Originally posted by Mr. ABC lights on. i like to see titties bouncing I have to agree with this statement Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 it's the girls choice. i stay out of it. lights on or off, no preferences Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S@T@N Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 On. Nothing better than watching your own porn as it happens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DREDZ Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 Originally posted by Milton So I go with my main bird on vacation to this little cabin that you can rent out in the woods. So we enjoy a lot of herbal refreshments, and head off to bed. So of course I'm smashing for a while and I have the the lights on. Bird says to me "Milton, turn the lights off." Now me, I'm a pretty mo'fucka and I've been assured that I look good naked, but I do it, cause I'm a nice guy. So she gets on top and I close my eyes, and then I open them and I look towards the door and I see something standing there like all black and shadowy. Needless to say I start freaking out running through the place naked looking for the dude standing in the doorway. So I have a few questions, first is it the combination of sex, dehydration and substances fucking with me? I'm pretty sure it wasn't a ghost... ...cabin in the woods, dark, shadowy figure...this sounds familiar ...wait... http://www.darkhorizons.com/2002/ring/p-ring1.jpg'> ...in 7 days playboy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caL Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 ^holy shit that was funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capitalstPIG Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 Originally posted by Mr. ABC lights on. i like to see titties bouncing this strikes me as hilarious for some reason. and i agree. the combination of the bounce and "the concentration face" is a surefire winner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnes 37 Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 "can you get a girl pregnant if she swallows?" or something among the lines like that lol:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kido Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 daylight.. Daytime sex is the best..especially before work. Ladies just gotta understand how this makes a man feel while hes on the job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 Teases card got pulled harhahrahrahrh1!! I'm glad there's other people here with accounts of the past because I forget alot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 Milton....do not eat the red berries I like doing it with the lights on....my gf makes the sexiest little expressions when it's LENS time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bathoræ Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 if you just think to yourself, "I've had hotter chicks than this...." then you'll always last alot longer sport. even things as simple as controlling your breathing help... Ladies just gotta understand how this makes a man feel while hes on the job oh? do tell... _______ and lights on, for sure. :D Bright bulbs are a no, though. It's all about natural light, soft light, or candles... :idea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 Lights on please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AevOne718 Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 1- It is the weed, and the lack of blood in your brain, seeing as how it was all in your massive dong. 2-It's really either way to me with the lights. Im a lover not a fucker, with the lights on its all nice to have eye contact and all that, but with the lights off, the tactile sensation increases. and that is good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MotherEffer Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 fuck it, either way i'm trying to be done in 10 minutes and then be up.:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiseguy Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 lights on, but then again i am currently involuntarily celibate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 as being a fellow tit man i too prefer to see the bounce with the lights on...but would really prefer soft warm candle light...that is the best by far...you know a little of both worlds, little dark, little light, lots of tit bouncing...:yum: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 If your girl is a lights off kinda girl all the time...bust out the candles. She thinks you're being romantic...and you get a better view. wonk saggin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khaotic970 Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 yeah thats crazy.. I was at my partners house last saturday and he was pounding holes in this one chick and he comes outta the room and says "you know unless im making love to a girl I dont get naked" Weird.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 1. the drugs 2. candlelight is the winner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 lights on def. i likes to see titties bouncing....as mr.abc says so. ;) :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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