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CRACKHEAD SKEMES TO MAKE MONEY

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that is kinda like gambling, we used to bet on fish, pirannahs and oscars, bet on how long it would take, blah blah blah, i think dog fights are cruel, but fish don't have feelings, that is what kurt said at least...

 

gambling is tons of fun as well... and my game of choice when we needed a sack in college was 3 card monte, (do not play me, i will take all your money and not think twice about it), we would set up a big box from out the dumpster and hit the main student cigarette smoking areas, i had a hype man who i'd lose too give him money, then the suckas would roll in, and everybody thinks they are smarter than the last bastard so they kept it going, campus security frowned upon us so we had to keep moving location, we would do it just to get enough loot that day to get some beers,etc.

can't knock the hustle...

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Originally posted by paint junky

gambling is tons of fun as well...

 

please believe it. i'm the current ceelo champ, holding bank and raping kids for their lunch money.

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Originally posted by WISE

 

When I was in grade school my best friend across the street had an emptied out cement pond on his backyard. It was just a big pit the shape of a figure 8. He also lived on the edge of this big wooded area where they had some tiny little wild rabbits that would pop out every now and then. We got an old dog cage and put some carrots in it and propped up the lid of the cage with a stick to catch the rabbit. We caught the rabbit using this little trap and threw him in the pit for a few days so he couldn't escape. His neighbor had an old garage where a 6 ft long black snake lived. We didn't know what the fuck it ate, but figured that if we starved it long enough then threw it in the pit that it'd fuck up the bunny pretty bad. We caught the snake and kept it in a closet in his basement for a week while we told all of the neighborhood kids about it. We were gonna charge them each $5 to watch the fight and then let them throw shit in the pit to fight the snake for $1 more. But before we could do it his mom found it in the basement and made his dad kill it.

 

 

oh man, thats too much. :lol:

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I used to work in blockbuster, I had these romantic kevin smith notions that it would all about chatting to hot girls about good films it wasn’t…anyways one scam we had going that would earn you at least £40 a night was pretty easy, im sure it would work in all sorts of stores. Because blockbuster is such a gaylord multinational they were forever creating 2 for promotions etc, customers would bring in these promotions which normally had some sort of barcode that you scan etc so all you had to do was charge customers full price when they rented to or more movies, scan the barcode and pocket half the cash…easy…then they started cracking down, for every claim they wanted the barcode or whatever so we just took to finding as many of the vouchers and labels as we could…..not the greatest scam ever I guess…

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Originally posted by Tyler Durden

does anyone know where i can get freon?

 

are you making the reverse microwave. makes like ice icy cold and pizza not to hot so you dont burn the roof of mouth.

 

oh

 

walmart home depot whatever with the self checkouts. basically. my friend wanted a 600 dollar desk/ home etertainment set at walmart. he took the price tag off a 7 dollar wrench set.

went the the line slaped it on. payed 7:50 walked out with a home etertainment set and bag of chips.

 

genius genius genuis!

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"rock" cocaine then market it in low income neighborhoods... this information is, of course, for educational purposes only.

 

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Originally posted by dr.testical

walmart home depot whatever with the self checkouts. basically. my friend wanted a 600 dollar desk/ home etertainment set at walmart. he took the price tag off a 7 dollar wrench set.

went the the line slaped it on. payed 7:50 walked out with a home etertainment set and bag of chips.

 

genius genius genuis!

 

i was thinking of doing something like that last time i went there

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wait by a bank on a cold dark night wait for somebody to go in n come out (obviously at night they r only gettin money)...n stich them up....ull come off real good if u do it right....think splinter cell...or manhunt.....

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step 1) have ADD

 

step 2) get a perscription for dexadrine, aderol, ritalin, whatever

 

step 3) sell the shits.

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Four-Five-Six as I know it, or Ceelo (for all you raw mother fuckers)

 

Players place their bets against a banker who covers them.

 

The banker rolls the three dice first.

 

The banker wins all bets if he throws three of a kind, any pair and a 6, or 4-5-6.

 

The banker loses all bets if he throws any pair and a 1, or 1-2-3.

 

If the banker throws a pair and any number other than a 1 or 6 then each of the players in turn throws the three dice. As before the player wins if they throw, any pair and a 1, or 1-2-3. The player loses if they throw three of a kind, any pair and a 6, or 4-5-6. If a player throws a pair and any number other than a 1 or 6 then the number thrown with the pair becomes the point number. If the player's point number is higher than the point number thrown by the banker the player wins, even if the pair is of a lower value than the banker's. If both point numbers are the same then it is tied and no one wins or loses any stakes.

 

All other combinations other than the ones described are meaningless and both the player and the banker, in their turn, continues to roll the dice until a meaningful combination comes up. The first banker is decided by a preliminary round in which all the players roll the dice, the player with the most fours becoming the bank. If players tie then they throw again until a decision is made.

 

Stakes must be made in multiples of three units. This is because players who have thrown a point settle the bet according to the difference between their point and the bankers. For a point difference of one, one third of the stake is won or lost. For a difference of two, two thirds, and for a difference of three the whole stake.

 

The banker changes when a player beats their point. The bank rotates at the end of the round.

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Get a Fed Ex box and fill it with heavy Advertisements and wrap them with something that looks like plastic and then wrap it with bubble wrap... and roll up to someone on the street and tell em you just stole a laptop out of a fed ex truck and you want $200 for it... walk them to the atm... get the money, open the box slightly and show them the plastic shit so they think its real and say, "oh shit theres the 5-0" and then walk away all fast... and if they get hip to it... go beat them up take their wallets and shoes then go buy coke and heroin... when youre all out, just steal nyquil and drink it and steal ibproufin and spraypaint em green and carve oc into it and 80 into it and try to sell em. (ha jk some nig tried to pull a green spraypainted advil on me once as an oc. hahaha)

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The australian government put a total ban on the export of all native birds which generally happen to be very pretty and desirable to foreign collecters and bird ethusiasts. The ban makes australian parrots and such VERY sought after in other western countries. I have seen birds that are dirt common and LITERALLY worthless in australia being sold in london's harrods for 3000 pounds ($aus8.5K and US$4K). Parrots and cockatoos that are worth a bit in Aust (like a few hundred aust. bucks) were being sold for +9000 pounds. To mass-smuggle australian birds out of the country would be damn hard, but i rekon by sneaking them to indonesia on a private boat which is the closest country to australia (about 400 kms by sea) you could then legally ship them to rich countries and make big bucks :cool: :dazed: :king: indonesia is a third world corrupt dump so stealthing a boat there wouldnt be that hard for someone with nautical skills> it would be a mad adventure as well and you could get strapped and fend off pirates

By far the best scheme yet and if it doesnt work pour your weekly paycheck in the pokies

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damn i was gonna do that return shit at walmart cause i bought some headlights for my car. So when i was replacing them i thought about this crachead skeme thread, the lights come in a box so i could put the old one in the boxes and hotglue them and return them. I was gonna tell them that my girl got the lights but she didnt know shit about cars and she got the wrong ones. But my fucking dumdassretardedself threw away the receipt, so does anyone know if i can returned them without a receipt?

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would this work?

 

just say you bought a t-shirt for $10 at walmart.. couldny you come back the next day with just the receipt go in take another exact same tshirt walk up to the return counter, thus making your original purchased tshirt free?

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get a gun....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and go rob someone!..

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my first job after I left school was in a pawnbrokers. (Not sure if the name for it is the same round the world, but people bring their jewelery and get a loan on the value of it, if they want their jewelery back they pay back the loan with interest). We shared a walk-in vault with a jewellers shop. We got in one side, they got in the other. The jewellers had a stock take and catalogued everything other than one small tray at the very top of the vault that was out of sight. It was full of 9ct gold jewelery. As I worked Saturdays I had a day off mid week. Just before I left before that day off I would just go get a pocket full of the gold from the "hidden" drawer. USed to get about £200 extra spending money a week.

 

Then I handed my notice in at the pawnbrokers. With about 3 weeks to go I started doing fake pawns. What I'd do is buy plated jewelery and then give a loan on it as thought it were solid gold. The way the system works is that they secure away the item the loan is given on and it isn't looked at again until either it is paid for and returned or if after a year no-one has claimed it is sold. I made quite a lot in fake pawns and then just left. Never heard anything from them ever again.

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Originally posted by b0b

my first job after I left school was in a pawnbrokers. (Not sure if the name for it is the same round the world, but people bring their jewelery and get a loan on the value of it, if they want their jewelery back they pay back the loan with interest). We shared a walk-in vault with a jewellers shop. We got in one side, they got in the other. The jewellers had a stock take and catalogued everything other than one small tray at the very top of the vault that was out of sight. It was full of 9ct gold jewelery. As I worked Saturdays I had a day off mid week. Just before I left before that day off I would just go get a pocket full of the gold from the "hidden" drawer. USed to get about £200 extra spending money a week.

 

Then I handed my notice in at the pawnbrokers. With about 3 weeks to go I started doing fake pawns. What I'd do is buy plated jewelery and then give a loan on it as thought it were solid gold. The way the system works is that they secure away the item the loan is given on and it isn't looked at again until either it is paid for and returned or if after a year no-one has claimed it is sold. I made quite a lot in fake pawns and then just left. Never heard anything from them ever again.

 

This trick is golden. Well, you know what i mean.

 

but couldn't the brokers tell you were bringing shit plastic jewelry ? and wasn't suspicious this big guy came to bring bracelets at the pawnbrokers every know and then ?

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<span style='color:black'>I think i've told this before but hey..You are about to read it again because this guy is that funny.

 

In my old neighborhood there was this crack head named joe. He was about 50 years old and crazy looking. He would go from door to door looking for work. He came to my crib one day and asked if i had any work for him. I told him to pick up the sticks outta my yard and here is $5. I got into my car and left. When i came back about an hour later i saw all the sticks were still in the yard. I was thinkin "Stupid Joe." Then i see his ass walkin down the street. When i asked him why he didnt pick up the sticks here is what he told me: "I did pick up all the sticks but there wasnt a bag to put them in so i layed them neatly back across the yard." I just laughed at him and told him to get the hell on.

 

One of my buddies got joe to cut his grass once. Kinda. He gave joe $10 to cut the grass and joe was like "Cool! I can do that." When my boy came back the grass still wasnt cut. He was like "What the hell." Joe told him that he needed Money to get some gas for his lawn mower. When my boy asked what he did with the $10 he said he already spent it.

 

What a character.</span>

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Originally posted by Tyler Durden

breaking into payphones.

 

 

i was told they can hold up to 300 bucks in quarters each which sounds about right...

 

 

if i can hit 2 payphones in a night thats up to 600 bucks. which i could also make as a stripper, but this is less work and more fun because i get to hit things.

 

 

anyone have any experience in doing this? im going to just use an axe and 10 pound sledge and hope for the best...

 

JOE HUSTLE TO THE RESCUE.

 

The best thing for you to do would be to take the 10 pund sledge hammer and knock the payphone off of the pole its on. Throw it into the back of your car and take off. Open it somewhere else.

 

A long the same lines. If you have a dent puller you can screw the end of it into an old coke machine and yank the lock out of it revealing the change and dollar bills. There is a lot of money in those. Some of the newer ones have alarms on them i believe so be careful.

 

If you are in a tight spot this is what i did when i was younger. I went into a local drug store and took a bottle of pills that were $80. I came back to return them saying that my grandparents had gotten the wrong thing. They didnt give me cash back but they did give me a gift card in the amount. I took it to another of the same line of drug stores and bought liquor and cigarettes then went and sold it at inflated prices to underage kids.

 

That shit right there made me about $1000 a week for about a month until they caught onto me.

 

If you go into stores that sell video games and music and all that shit, you would be surprised how many times the cases on them are loose. They are easy to pry open to get the hidden treasure in side. I used to have a nasty dvd collection. Just take the disc and the instruction guide. Thats all you really need for the games.

 

If you are pretty quick the old snatch and dash works pretty good on items that can not easily be concealed such as Xboxs and PS2s and what have you.

 

If you have a coat factory in your area its really easy to take their leather jackets and shit like that. There is always a market for that. Sell a $700 coat for $400 and get back.

 

This has been a public service announcement from your friendly neighborhood Joe Hustle.

 

 

 

If you want to know more get at me at joe_hustletronics@hotmail.com

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