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i like anal sex with the right woman.......this girl is telling me its because

i actually want to fuck a guys bum.....is that so?:confused:

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no. that is bullshit.

 

the whole anal sex thing is a pwer trip, its 100% pleasurable for you and provides no enjoyment for her and is actually really painful....its freaky, dirty and sinful, thus it having so much desire.

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Originally posted by fatbastard

no. that is bullshit.

 

the whole anal sex thing is a pwer trip, its 100% pleasurable for you and provides no enjoyment for her and is actually really painful....its freaky, dirty and sinful, thus it having so much desire.

 

I've heard it can be pleasurable for some girls as long as you don't jam it in like a porn star. But I've only done it with two different chicks and i have yet to find one that likes it.

 

EDIT# but you are def. right it is def a head/power trip. I just like the fact that they let you do it and you know they wouldn't do that for every guy they've slept with...

 

dont know if I'm making sense, I'm really tired

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Originally posted by miffy

i like anal sex with the right woman.......

yeah im all about fuckin girls in the ass..especialy if its her first time

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Actually it can stimulate the internal clitoral tissues that don't get touched during normal sex.

 

Check it out; from savage love:

 

My boyfriend likes ass sex, so I decided to let him have a go when I was drunk enough not to feel it too much. However for the next week my poor ass was in agony. It hurt to shit, it hurt to sit. I have since let him try it three more times. Each time is still just as painful. I don't have the heart to tell him this since he enjoys it so much. Should we use a different lube, or do I just have a freakishly small/sensitive anal opening?

 

Ass Sex Sucks

 

 

A freakishly small/sensitive anal opening? I doubt it, ASS. It's more likely that you have a freakishly insensitive boyfriend.

 

If you're unable to shit or sit without pain for a week after he fucks your ass, ASS, then he's not giving you enough anal foreplay--and kissing you and groping your ass doesn't count as anal foreplay, kiddo. More lube might help, ASS, but it's not the solution to your problem. He needs to get in there and rim your ass, finger it, and use small toys on it.

 

Here's your homework: Have "ass sex" this weekend--without alcohol or buttfucking. Tell him he can do whatever he likes to your ass, ASS, short of sticking his dick in there. He can use his tongue, his fingers, your vibrator, some small toys, and, for the big finish, slide his dick between your ass cheeks and hump your ass crack until he comes, but without actually penetrating you. While he humps away, work your clit with your own hand or a vibrator. Keep this routine up for a few weeks, ASS, and make sure he understands that you're in no hurry to get his dick back into your ass. The goal is to get you to associate anal play with mind-blowing orgasms so that, one day soon, you'll be so hot for actual ass sex that you'll want to take another stab at it.

 

But he has to let you set the pace, ASS, and you need to tell him that what you've been doing up to now hurt like hell. Unless he wants to turn you off ass sex forever, he can't rush or pressure you. And when you want to give it a shot, ASS, do it sober. You're likelier to get hurt if you're "drunk enough not to feel it too much." You should want to feel it, ASS, so that hopefully you can enjoy it or, if not, you can call a halt to the ass fucking before you wind up unable to shit or sit for another week.

 

 

 

Edit: Here's the URL to this guy's sex advice column; you guys/girls should read it weekly.

 

http://www.thestranger.com/current/savage.html

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The turn-on is that you're sticking your cock between those beautiful ass-cheeks into her tight dirty little butthole. It's taboo. Her asshole is supposed to be "restricted" or "off-limits" to anyone and anything, especially someone's throbbing male organ of copulation. Plus the fact that it's painful and humiliating to her, yet you're receiving total pleasure and satisfaction of ramming her from behind. I can't stand it when girls say that you must be "gay" just because you like to fuck a bitch in her poop-chute. I see no correlation of doing that with homosexuality... other than men fuck men in the ass because that's the only hole that exists. I fuck women in the ass because she got a fat ass and I wanna get up inside of dat.

 

By the way, have y'all seen that BangBus porno? These guys (and one female) drive around Miami finding girls walkin down the street and talki them into getting in their van, and as they drive around they talk the bitch into having sex in the van and even lie and say they'll pay them. Well they all get fucked but the main finishing is for each bitch to get fucked in the ass savagely. For every girl the camera zooms in on her face, and the wincing-in-pain expressions on their faces is priceless. After they get fucked in the ass, they get dropped off and left in the middle of nowhere, and don't give them the money they promised them. I remember the guy in the passenger seat through a taco at some Puerto Rican girl after she asked for her payment, and they drove off. It's funny as hell, and it's real life, no acting or nothing. Order your DVD at www.bangbus.com

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Guest imported_El Mamerro

I can't believe that at this day and age, some people STILL believe Bangbus is real.

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Originally posted by El Mamerro

I can't believe that at this day and age, some people STILL believe Bangbus is real.

 

AMEN

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Man.. Some of the shit in savage love trips me out man. That shit can get pretty disgusting sometimes. But i must admit, most all the time its interesting to read it.

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Originally posted by miffy

i like anal sex with the right woman.......this girl is telling me its because

i actually want to fuck a guys bum.....is that so?

 

 

i've told my guy this very same thing before in an effort to make him stop harassing me about doing it. then i ask if it's ok if i shove something up his ass.....

 

he always says no.

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^^

I don't get it. The male G-spot is in the guys ass so they should be all for getting some stimulation in the region.

Damn homophobes don't know what their missin.

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Originally posted by CinchedWaist

^^

I don't get it. The male G-spot is in the guys ass so they should be all for getting some stimulation in the region.

Damn homophobes don't know what their missin.

 

preach it.

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yo, prolapse my rectum so my prostate is all out in the open and shit. i like to make bitches flick it with their middle finger until i cum all over my kneecaps, fool.

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Originally posted by iloveboxcars

I have had anal sex with a girl that enjoyed it. So, thanks for trying fatbastard.

 

hahahahah dude, she so lied to you.

 

did the same girl also always have headaches?

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Originally posted by blame

hahahahah dude, she so lied to you.

 

did the same girl also always have headaches?

 

off course girls can enjoy anal sex if you do it right. Some will get the best orgasms from it, and plenty of them. Just be carefull at the beginning, lube it well, be gentle, after a minute or so you can go faster, and always play with her clit.

 

To miffy:

She thinks that makes you gay? That's strange. If you ask her to suck your dick, does she also think you actually want to get your dick sucked by a guy? it makes no sense.

And you ask us if you're gay? Don't you know yourself???? How should we know it?

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Originally posted by test pattern

yo, prolapse my rectum so my prostate is all out in the open and shit. i like to make bitches flick it with their middle finger until i cum all over my kneecaps, fool.

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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