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Rap's "Where Are They Now" (inspired by the 80's teen star thread)

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Saw something like this posted on another board.

 

Skee Lo

BMS

Diggable Planets

Kurious

KMD

Kriss Kross?

Kool Herc

Fab Five Freddy (I don't think he and Colin Quin started a nostalgia click)

Miami Bass (hah)

DJ Magic Mike

 

 

Anyone else ever wonder what happened to some people? I really don't follow this stuff.

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Skee Lo- dead

BMS- flipping burgers

Diggable Planets- heroin overdoses

Kurious- mental asylum

Kriss Kross?- gay porn

Kool Herc- doing 10 years for giving a 12 year old an enema

Fab Five Freddy- sucking tv exec dick for a sitcom pilot

Miami Bass- doing candy raves under the name "solar flare pants 2010"

DJ Magic Mike- judging camel toe contests in bolivia

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'WHOOP THERE IT IS"

 

Mr. ABC,

where is...

 

 

 

 

 

 

...Tag Team and The Fushickins?

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Re: 'WHOOP THERE IT IS"

 

Originally posted by DETO

Tag Team and The Fushickins?

 

tag team- writing saturday morning cartoon theme songs

 

fu-schnickens- developed a new seasoning for fried chicken and sold it to KFC. now collecting royalty cheques for said seasoning. chip fu bought a house next to shaq's with his. shaq currently has a restraining order agains chip for stealing his lawn ornaments

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:lol:

nice.

i thought i was the only one who remembered the Fu-Schnickens...;)

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Originally posted by DETO

:lol:

nice.

i thought i was the only one who remembered the Fu-Schnickens...;)

 

hell no, i used to bump that shit. say word.

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Originally spat with fury by Chip-Fu:

'Leave it to Beaver'-arriva, derci

Heavens to mercy ba FU sayanora

adios muchachos dorme vous unbuckle my Fu-Schnick shoe

Mr., Chip Fu, about to wreck shop

With the Judo (CHOP!) a Judo (CHOP!) a Judo chop CHOP!

Yo, zilch kaput me nada none son

I don't think so, so take a look at

a Superfly big Jimmy the Honeynut Cheerio Bee

ba schnicker bah snchnucker

I ams what I ams that's all what I ams

My lyrics are never done

I'm the big John Elmer Glue the Elmer the Fudd

Al Bundy the Bud Light stud

Come like tongues lashes, with the quickness

Moc and Poc is, my witness

Ask the Kung about my tongue and the styles that I brung instead

I'm the Ali Babi cutty rankin shuba-dib-da-dabble

Jaw Boy Wonder Bread dread, BUM BA READ

These lyrics ah-come out of mi head, BUM BA READ

Mr. Chip Fu's gon stay' di-di, da-di-di, dra-dread

You said I couldn't rap, but I really wrecked shop

and I don't stop drop, I get props

I pick up the mic drop a style and pattern and fashion

and all MC's jaws drops down

My accent, you're mockin, my clothes, you're clockin

Rippin MC's to smithereens to their

ribbidy-diddiby-Pippi Long-STOCKINGS

So don't step to Chip, I'm on the La Schmoove tip

You'll say 'Drats I really failed again plus he sank my Babble-ship'

So oooh, shit G, wa-wa or biscuit?

Rip it and be specific doin it terrific when I kicks it

Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang, Pepe LePew, Pepe LePew

La Schmoove, yo I ain't got NUTTIN to prove!

 

 

what in the hell were they thinking talkin that shit?

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:huh2: when i was a young ass kid i used to have all their lyrics memorized.....:lol:

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Originally posted by DETO

:huh2: when i was a young ass kid i used to have all their lyrics memorized.....:lol:

 

i wasn't that young, but yeah so did i. i was on large amounts of drugs at the time, what's your excuse?

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i just saw flava flav in a emocore video, i forgot who..but it was shot in d.u.m.b.o bklyn

 

i met him when i was like 14 at roosevelt field mall on LI.

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Originally posted by Mr. ABC

i wasn't that young, but yeah so did i. i was on large amounts of drugs at the time, what's your excuse?

 

i have no idea. i initially liked them because of Shaq. ;) i was maybe 10 at the time. I had all the cassett tapes, damn remember when Shaq was a rapper.

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Originally posted by DETO

alright, what happened to Kid n' Play?

 

ok, play found god. now he's a preacher (and that's actually the truth last i heard)

 

kid is still trying to convince everyone he's black. he made a guest appearance on sister sister as a famous bad boy rapper.

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