GnomeToys Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 Originally posted by Mr. ABC and your dick would fall off Seriously, my record is like an hour straight when I couldn't cum because of medication, and that got boring as fuck for me. The girl seemed to like it though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiSe Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 Originally posted by ctrl+alt+del YOU ARE SOOOOO FUCKED!! yes yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 Originally posted by MOOGLE? HELP... tell her you want to be adult about this, and youre not ready for commiment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuck muni Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 POST SOME PICTURES OF THE SLUT FOR FUCKS SAKE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rectum Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 shes obviously a keniving snake in the grass - if she blackmailed you with sexual opportunities to say "i love u" the first time I wouldn't be suprised if she sabotaged a contrecpive device to keep you, she hasnt been too careful in the past .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FleshColored Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 and yes i do fuck that long..... granted i take trips downtown and let my fingers do the walking every now and then did you just admit to sleeping with prostitutes? P.S. "Hope ya wore a rubber dude, she gets around like a record." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 Originally posted by ctrl+alt+del YOU ARE SOOOOO FUCKED!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHA seriously the funniest shit ive read in a long time. i can offer you no help, as i am currently laughing my ass off at what a terrible spot your in. I have to agree with this..:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skillz Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 10 hours straight you lying fuck ... go get yourself checked probably got aids from that biker fuck you will never get outta this rut you dumb cunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUCK FUSH Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 not to sound like a ficking idiot or anything, but id make sure you were a condom. all the shit shes pullin is fucking skeezy. id make damn sure she isnt pregnant already and tryin to drop the blame on ol' moogle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 Originally posted by Europe You are gonna end up on that trashy talkshow Tease bragged about watching in that other thread... :lol: PS Remember to wear a 12oz tshirt on the show... :D :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 http://www.machinegun.com/files/g36.jpg'> go nuts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 Originally posted by ctrl+alt+del YOU ARE SOOOOO FUCKED!! well fukn said :lol: you are screwd mate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DREDZ Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 I don't even know what to say about all that... "...can't trust a big butt and a smile." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caL Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 get used to being called "daddy" :idea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 Originally posted by MOOGLE? and she's tied up on the bed by my collection of peanuts neckties , <span style='color:black'>HAHAHAHAHAHA!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhh.. *wipes tear from eye* Sorry to laugh at your problems but here is the best thing that you can do. Look her dead in the eyes and say "remember when i told you that i loved you? Well, I was only saying that so that i could have a foursome with you and some of your girls. I never loved you. Take your damn kids and get the hell outta my life." Some times things like this are hard to say with a straight face so practice it a few times in the mirror. Holler.</span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»§ÜGÅR« Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 holy fuckin shit... funniest thing i've read in a while. you're screwed.. she's probably gonna slip up or one of her friends is gonna tell her babies' daddy.. you better run your ass to mexico, or better yet just go as far south as you can.maybe southern south america?... and unless she's loose as a goose, i dont know of any normal human woman that can fuck for 9 hours and be all good.... that's fuckin sick. if you keep hittin it, you may as well start getting to know the kids, cuz she's gonna dump them on you and move on to the next guy's dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S@T@N Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 Originally posted by HESHIANDET if that joint told you she was on birf controll shes lieing. Jesus Christ, all it takes is one extra letter to not look like a fucking retard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 Yeah, you should just not talk to her anymore. I once had a girl tell me she loved me in the first week. I replied with something real cheesy: “Baby, you’re as important to me as the air I breathe.” She gave me this really angry look, so I said “I love you.” She was the best lay I ever had, and I got handjobs (and even a bit of head once) right in front of her twin sister and friends for the short time we loved each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mangoria Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 do what my roommate did: This girl he was fucking/dating came over in the middle of the night when he was drunk. "Well you know how I said this wasn't just about about the sex? well I lied." They were fucking 20 minutes after he said that... now that's hold! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 Originally posted by Some1 http://www.machinegun.com/files/g36.jpg'> go nuts! HAHAHAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 ah, the tantric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 Originally posted by »§ÜGÅR« i dont know of any normal human that can fuck for 9 hours and be all good http://www.cs.mcgill.ca/~xlu5/images/sting.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 Yep – eleven hours, sting can do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinup Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 just, casually smack her stomach with a baseball...hard. and tell her you're communist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 I hope you don't like where you live or have a nice car. You're probably going to have to move. One of my boys was banging 4 different chicks when one found out about at least one of the other 3. They were supposedly talking ambush, so he moved and changed all his numbers. He ran into one of them like 2 years later and she of course asked him what happened. His reply...what...you didn't get the email? Hook, line and sinker....he tapped that ass (at her place) that night and ran again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
square Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 Originally posted by SteveAustin I hope you don't like where you live or have a nice car. You're probably going to have to move. One of my boys was banging 4 different chicks when one found out about at least one of the other 3. They were supposedly talking ambush, so he moved and changed all his numbers. He ran into one of them like 2 years later and she of course asked him what happened. His reply...what...you didn't get the email? Hook, line and sinker....he tapped that ass (at her place) that night and ran again. smoooth. the best thing about technology is how all blame can be placed on it in a believable way :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im Broke Posted December 24, 2003 Share Posted December 24, 2003 I see you with 3 kids and a wife in about a year if you say thoes 3 words... so just run homie... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted December 29, 2003 Author Share Posted December 29, 2003 :confused: so its been a long while eh. i found out alot of shit about her and myself with simple questions and a bottle of rum. it turns out she never went out with the biker guy , he just assumed that they where together because the made out and she let him feel on her tits...he was over at my roomates cousins house for only 7 hours in the garage the whole time with her brother there. and now he's in jail anyway. her husband is a complete fucking asshole. she has to pay him to use her own car and thats the least assholish of all the things he does. we ended up sitting down and having a long drunken talk about if she really meant what she said. and she said "no" but someday she hopes to with me. i guess from what she has told me is that i'm the first person she feels comfortable with doing the things we have been for the last few weeks. her first child was from a rape, her second and third are from her husband who turned out to be a premature ejaculator...nuff said on that the foursome is most def going to happen this new year. as for the humpin for 6-10 hours . yes my dick is raw as fuckin hell , i ended up with a ring bruise from a condom. yes safe sex blah blah blah. and it really isnt that hard to last so long......that and i hadnt gotten laid in awhile so i had to make up for lost time....and i live in a small town so i figured if i could fuck the hell out of her and we ended up parting ways she would pass the word along to her friends....say it with me now "CREATIVE ADVERTISING" i knew you could do it. so i dont plan on doing that very often. i prefer the regular 30 minutes to an hour bumping uglies we got alot of shit cleared out and into the open and decided to take shit slow . and if it doesnt work out then fuck it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted December 29, 2003 Share Posted December 29, 2003 :nope: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted December 29, 2003 Share Posted December 29, 2003 Originally posted by E MARTYR fucking for 10 hours, then 6 hour sessions, then for 4 days straight... bla bla bla seems to me like you have a compulsive lying disorder. :rolleyes: :lol: No such thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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