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she wanted me to say i love you , so i put it in her asshole

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i'm at a loss......a complete loss

 

a few weeks ago i met this girlie kemiko , and didnt think much of anything of her. so then i see her at thanksgiving dinner with my adopted wisconsin family (long story) and still didnt think anything. but i found out she is the sister of my roomates cousins boyfriend. so i see her at the bar last friday with the cousins and my roomate. so we started talking a little.

 

so i tell her she's cute....cause i'm drunk by then and dont care.

next thing you know we are at another bar called brennans looking for her friend so she can take her home.

we find her and next thing ya know kemiko and her fine ass friend are making out in the parking lot.

so later that night at my pad her friend leaves and its just me and her ass naked with nine inch nails bumping in the background.

we end up fucking from 1 am to 10 in the morning.

so she turns to me and goes "shit i gotta go pick up my kids!" gets dressed and takes off.

normally i would freak out about somthing like that , but i just had to tap it again.

so she calls me up later that day saturday and i find out she's 24 with a 7 year old girl,a 3 year old boy, and a 8 month girl,

it should bother me that i've fucked her everynight all night for at the least 6 hours a session.

 

so last saturday night was my birthday. i is 23 now...

and she's tied up on the bed by my collection of peanuts neckties , i'm about to open a new tube of ky and she blurts out

" i told my two friends about you and they want to come over on new years and have a little fun..just the four of us. but i need to hear you say it."

 

i asked her say what?

 

I LOVE YOU

 

so i thought about it ......said it and flipped her over and went at it for 9 hours nonstop with the exception of a smoke break and more beer.

 

sunday.. my true birthday

 

she calls up i have funiture for you and sheets towels candles and crap

 

so she brings it over and her 8 month old baby.

 

she puts the baby in my hands kisses me on the cheek and then said "I LOVE YOU"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

HELP...

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Go through on the foursome then get rid of her as quickly as possible. That's a pretty fucked up way to coerce someone into telling you they love you, and she should know better than to believe you after an offer like that.

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YOU ARE SOOOOO FUCKED!!

 

HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHA

 

seriously the funniest shit ive read in a long time.

i can offer you no help, as i am currently laughing my ass off at what a terrible spot your in.

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You're in it deep. Do you love her? If you don't, you need to get her

away from you by whatever means necessary. Bringing the kids over is

a sign of love and trust... a bad sign for you.

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Man, you need to post on January 1st... :lol:

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if that joint told you she was on birf controll shes lieing. i say have the 4 some, and then peace her out. watch out though, shes gonna be a psycho. saying i love you for sexual reasons is dangerous. ive had some bad experiences....

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see thats the reason why I dont take chicks with kids serious I just fuck with them but never tell them that you love them , she's gonna make you stepdaddy now.

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oh man....

 

if you dont get out asap

you will need to change you phone number,

possibly move to a new home and consider

plastic surgery to disguise your face.

Seriously.... RUN!

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First of all........you're more full of shit than faggots foreskin!

9 hours this and 12 hours that! Fuck you! If you were hitting skins for hours like that then you'd have a career in porn instead of hanging out in a graff forum asking advice from 15 year old kids! Second of all........If you were plugging some chick who's 24 with 3 kids and you were actually happy with her stretch marks and scars then you are a fucking herb! Why would a 23 yr old man, who is single I presume, want to get caught up in numerous situations with the same baby factory employee of the year? Get fresh meat not some bullshit, recycled, 2nd hand, squeezing out watermelons every 9 months, type vagina!

 

Okay.....now my advice! MOVE MOTHERFUCKER MOVE! End your lease and move! She got 3 kids now? Did you ever wanna have kids of your own? Even if you did are you ready for 3 up front? Plus more to come from the baby factory?

 

And finally........Fuck you! Log off and move you dumbfuck!

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oh ya she's still married to her husband ,her last child isnt his, they are getting a divorce though, and her last boyfriend is an o.g from the vagos (biker club..) in southern california who still thinks they are going out even though he's in texas right now.

 

the kicker is she told her husband and his friends that i'm gay so he wouldnt think i'm fucking his soon to be ex-wife in the bed and house he bought and paid for.

 

 

and she named my dick chef....just so she could sing chocolate salty balls before she gives me head.....and she told all my friends about it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

i feel for her yes. love her.........hell i dont even say i love you to my mom.

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does anyone else think its funny that you just met a "few weeks ago", and she already says I love you. A few weeks. Come on, she can't really expect to believe you after a few weeks. Love is different than lust.

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Originally posted by Asickeronius

If you were plugging some chick who's 24 with 3 kids and you were actually happy with her stretch marks and scars then you are a fucking herb!

 

i aint picky:lol:

 

 

that and she's hella cool . i may be young and what not but i know how to handle shit...

 

and yes i do fuck that long..... granted i take trips downtown and let my fingers do the walking every now and then

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Originally posted by MOOGLE?

 

Warning Sign #1

oh ya she's still married to her husband...

 

Warning Sign #2

last boyfriend is an o.g from the vagos (biker club..) in southern california who still thinks they are going out

 

Warning Sign #3

the kicker is she told her husband and his friends that i'm gay so he wouldnt think i'm fucking his soon to be ex-wife in the bed and house he bought and paid for.

 

 

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If you cant see just how fucked up this whole mess is.... then you're doomed!

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Originally posted by MOOGLE?

i aint picky:lol:

 

 

that and she's hella cool . i may be young and what not but i know how to handle shit...

 

and yes i do fuck that long..... granted i take trips downtown and let my fingers do the walking every now and then

 

If you ain't picky then find yourself a girl who's mediocre with bad ovaries! You can fuck your "not so picky" ass off until your hearts content! I'm young too but man.........run dude run! Now! GO!

 

Oh and p.s...........any bitch that has a kid with someone outside her marriage is a triffling ass , welfare icon, poster mom for the degeneration of America!

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i'm outty 5000 .

 

just picked up chitty chitty bang bang, her kids are at the sitters, and i'm gonna see if i can watch the movie doggystyle.

 

 

 

i hear ya zest....time will tell along with some serious talks tonight...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

after i tap it some more.

 

thanks for the input though

 

 

kupo over an' out

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Originally posted by MOOGLE?

i hear ya zest....time will tell along with some serious talks tonight..

 

whoa... my cover is blown!

 

good luck with it.

just remember durring your talks.... this girl is currently lying to 2 other men.

You think you're special enough to get the truth?

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Originally posted by MOOGLE?

so she brings it over and her 8 month old baby.

 

she puts the baby in my hands kisses me on the cheek and then said "I LOVE YOU"

 

 

hahahahahahahahaha good luck daddy

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Originally posted by GnomeToys

she should know better than to believe you after an offer like that.

 

This man has a point...I would say I love you for a dollar, GOD only knows what I would do for a four-some...

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hahahaahahahahaha.....i was/am kinda in the same situation except for her having kids part and i never told her 'i love you'

here i found an old post about it:

Originally posted by DETO

me and my friend John Cooper went out to a party and on our way to the party a Ford Bronco pulled upon the side of me and started yelling "D, D, Pull Over..." so we pull over and the passanger starts talking to me she said she had met me at a party sometime before so we exchange numbers and about 10 minutes later she calls and wants to meet somwhere... so we do, me and Jay-C (John Cooper) and her and a friend....so she tells us that she is staying with her friend tonight and asked us to go over and watch a movie or something so we went and bought some alcohol went over and played a game of kings and a game of asshole...started making out with em during the card games and :) we both got laid and some :rolleyes: ....Good Night....got home about 8:30 this morning.....

anyway after that incident, the girl i fucked 'Allie' will not leave me alone, i never answer my phone when she calls or won't reply to her text messages, anyway she always calls me honey, babe, yadda, yadda, yadda on my voicemail and when i occasonally talk to her....she then started telling me she loves me, she calls me from other peoples numbers, because she realized i don't answer when she calls, she is in California for the holidays and she called me yesterday to tell me how much she misses me, and can't wait to see me....one night i actually sat down with her to talk to her, told her i did not want a relationship at the moment, some bullshit about me just getting out of a serious relationship and that i wasn't ready to be in another, but the bitch jut won't leave me alone! and she cant suck dick for shit, and honestly wasn't a good lay! ;)

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Originally posted by Kilo7-

just remember durring your talks.... this girl is currently lying to 2 other men.

You think you're special enough to get the truth?

 

Yes, that right there is on the reals.

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