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fatbastard

First i was putting things in the freezer, now i'm SMSing people.

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this is a kickass idea fatbastard...

 

"look mate, greg told me to tell you, hes had enough"

 

"i cant believe what you did to me, im still in pain"

 

"ill see you tonight... kisses"

 

i really cant think of any good ones ... eh, oh well.

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Guest krie

"oi dude, call me, my old man found out"

"hey, im sms'ing random numbers and i was wondering if your a female around the ages of 18 thats hot and wants to go out some time?"

 

 

 

ive always wanted to ring a random number as a joke and ask for the father, then ask if he has any hot single daughters :lol: it would be great to hear him go insane over the question

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Guest krie

if your on mIRC join channels with lots of people in them... in bold type "NICKNAME is selling cheap mobile phones, msg him quickly or call him on 0401****** there going fast, still in the boxes!" or "NICKNAME is givin out naked pictures of herself, shes so hot, msg her now!" and they get bulk msg's or phone calls, its quite a laugh

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Originally posted by fatbastard

9-12-03 message sent 0439020682 2:15

 

"I miss you...i cant stop thinking about you"

 

 

waiting for reply.....

 

THIS PERSON TOOK THERE TIME!

 

 

9-12-03 message received 0439020682 8:30pm

 

who is this?

 

9-12-03 message sent 0439020682 8:30pm

 

your eyes, the way you speak, your hair...the way you do those little things you do, i think my new years resolution is to tell you exactly how i feel in person. for now i will stay anonymous

 

 

20 minutes later the phone rings. oh great its a guy!

 

me: hello

 

guy: who am i speaking to?

 

me: well i know you but until future i would like to be kept secret, if thats ok

 

guy: i would like to know who this is. (this guy sounds like he is in his mid 50's)

 

me: i could tell you my name but it really would be useless to you, you would have to see me in person to recognise and remember me its ben a while.

 

guy:listen, i know your intentions are harmless and i'm flatered but i am a married man, with 3 children

 

me: oh my desire to be with you isnt at all sexual, i to have children. i want to hang out with you, walk through the park eat ice cream with you, compliment you, and be like a little more than friends without the physical contact, i want to stroke your hair, and cuddle you at night...........(cuts me off)

 

guy: ahh you were in one of my classes wernt you?

 

me: how did you know

 

guy i recognised your voice (you didnt recognise shit you idiot)

 

me: well do you think holding each other is out of the question.

 

guy: in background "sandra! sandra!"

 

wife: hello, we know who you are.. you need to stop calling my husband

 

me: unable to keep in my laughter hahahahaahhahahah LIGHTEN UP!

 

i hang up.

 

 

ahhhhh that was funny.

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i basically tried all the suggestions i was given, none of them replied, probably due to reasons i stated earlier.

 

half of them call back and there so short and blunt its useless posting on here.

 

the trick is to not overdo it..

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Guest sneak

fatbastard, you are the funk.

texting is a great way to fuck with people, the "im pregnant" text has been sent many-a-time.

 

try: "man, we're fucked. they totally know about what happened last summer..."

you pick the number,

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Originally posted by sneak

fatbastard, you are the funk.

texting is a great way to fuck with people, the "im pregnant" text has been sent many-a-time.

 

try: "man, we're fucked. they totally know about what happened last summer..."

you pick the number,

 

try this but take the summer part, more ambiguous.

 

this shit is hella funny.

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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