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fatbastard

First i was putting things in the freezer, now i'm SMSing people.

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Ok, so i got $50 credit right, normally people would put it to good use and use it rationally, not me..i'm using it for my latest thread idea, i think my homies at 12oz could get some serious kicks..

 

so whats going to happen, is i'm going to SMS random people random things and see how they reply...i want you guys to give me random text to send people..and the thing is people take SMS seriously unlike email or PM because it cost $0.30c to send an SMS

 

remember no more than 160 letters, make sure the random number is 10 numbers and has to start in something like

 

0403,0401,0409,0408,0439,0422,0413

 

here i'll start

 

9-12-03 12:52 message sent "04011607839"

 

"I dont think we should hang around kevin anymore"

 

 

Reply received 9-12-03 12:57

 

"who is dis? what you got against kevin?"

 

(ok i got lucky with this guy/girl they actually know someone called kevin)

 

Reply sent 9-12-03 12:59

 

"Well everytime we play monopoly he always picks the wheelbarrow, it would be nice for ME to be the wheelbarrow sometimes..or someone else"

 

i'm waiting on a reply......

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Guest krie

haha ive done this before, its fun

 

whilst ur on ur last 30cents or wot eva on credit, msg the shit outta the phone because it takes upto 20mins to register u used all ur credit

 

 

i'd laugh if i got a msg and it was my number :lol:

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0402897667

 

"so why haven't you called? it's the wheelchair, isn't it? you know, i'm a person, too. just because my legs don't work doesn't mean my heart doesn't."

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Originally posted by krie

haha ive done this before, its fun

 

whilst ur on ur last 30cents or wot eva on credit, msg the shit outta the phone because it takes upto 20mins to register u used all ur credit

 

this does work, but if you buy more cred for your phone watch it alllll disappear..... of course if you never recharged then yeh it works.

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0439020682

 

 

"I miss you.... I can't stop thinking about you."

 

 

That'll get a million thoughts in someone's head and I GUARANTEE they will be curious enough to write back.

 

 

(insert Mr. Burn's voice here) EXCELLENT...

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ok the guy called me after i sent the last message. The conversation went like this.

 

me:hello

 

guy: hello, yeah who is this

 

me:jim

 

guy: jim...pauses for a while..ooooh were you at kevins housewarming a few weeks ago

 

me: yeah and i got your number remember

 

guy:ahhh ok yeah so you have some misunderstanding with kevin? whats all that monopoly stuff mean?

 

me: the fucker always gets the wheelbarrow?

 

guy: your serious or just joking

 

me: raise my voice: does it sound like im fucking joking

 

guy: yeah...um look to tell you the truth i dont really know kev all that well, went to school with him and all but like......

 

me: OI ALL IM SAYING IS THAT WE DONT HANG AROUND HIM ANYMORE.

 

guy: right

 

me: so you want to come over later on, i could use a massage

 

guy: hahaha

 

me: thats funny to you......look i went out and got all these strawberry sented oils

 

guy: goes serious...what? ok i will see you when i see you this is costing me i gotta go....click (hangs up)

 

the conversation wasnt that funny...lets see what else can come of this $42 i have left.

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Originally posted by Fuck Ya'll

0439020682

 

 

"I miss you.... I can't stop thinking about you."

 

 

That'll get a million thoughts in someone's head and I GUARANTEE they will be curious enough to write back.

 

 

(insert Mr. Burn's voice here) EXCELLENT...

 

 

 

9-12-03 message sent 0439020682

 

"I miss you...i cant stop thinking about you"

 

 

waiting for reply.....

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Originally posted by gfreshsushi

0402897667

 

"so why haven't you called? it's the wheelchair, isn't it? you know, i'm a person, too. just because my legs don't work doesn't mean my heart doesn't."

 

10/12/03 message sent 1:45pm 0402897667

 

"so why haven't you called? it's the wheelchair, isn't it? you know, i'm a person, too. just because my legs don't work doesn't mean my heart doesn't."

 

Waiting for reply

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Originally posted by fatbastard

9-12-03 message sent 0439020682

 

"I miss you...i cant stop thinking about you"

 

 

waiting for reply.....

 

9-12-03 message received 0439020682 1:55pm

 

who r u

 

 

9-12-03 message sent 0439020682 1:55pm

 

its jim reynolds, you gave me that recepie for carrot cake a while back.

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Originally posted by fatbastard

10/12/03 message sent 1:45pm 0402897667

 

"so why haven't you called? it's the wheelchair, isn't it? you know, i'm a person, too. just because my legs don't work doesn't mean my heart doesn't."

 

Waiting for reply

 

dont think this guys replying...some of them wont because numbers may have been disconnected, or phones are off, sim cards are lost...or they have no credit etc etc.

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"you have just won the grand prize, please call within the next 10 minutes to claim your prize"

 

 

 

.....then it's time to fuck with them

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10/12/03 message sent 1:45pm 0401806674

 

"so why haven't you called? it's the wheelchair, isn't it? you know, i'm a person, too. just because my legs don't work doesn't mean my heart doesn't."

 

Waiting for reply

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Originally posted by Mr. ABC

"you have just won the grand prize, please call within the next 10 minutes to claim your prize"

.....then it's time to fuck with them

 

This is awesome.

 

message sent 9-12-03 0422675432 2:15pm

 

"OPTUS would like to advise you, you have won the grand prize, please call (my number inseted) in the next 10 minutes or alternately visit www.optus.com.au/winners"

 

Waiting for reply

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Originally posted by fatbastard

10/12/03 message sent 1:45pm 0401806674

 

"so why haven't you called? it's the wheelchair, isn't it? you know, i'm a person, too. just because my legs don't work doesn't mean my heart doesn't."

 

Waiting for reply

 

 

 

10/12/03 message received 2:04pm 0401806674

 

"hahahah i know its you dave"

 

 

10/12/03 message sent 2:08pm 0401806674

 

" who is dave this is jim and you hurt my feelings"

 

 

10/12/03 message received 2:04pm 0401806674

" call me"

 

Motherfucker wants to be called, sure i'll call him

 

girl: hello

 

me: my hearts bleeding

 

girl:laughing, who is this

 

me:remember jim

 

girl: jim?

 

me: yeah remember my D-I-S-A-B-I-L-I-T-Y

 

girl: stops laughing puts the phone down and goes "its not dave"

 

girl: serisouly who is this

 

me: remember i sold you that stuff

 

girl: what stuff

 

me:the chickens

 

girl: chickens? what chickens?

 

me: the frozen ones

 

girl: im at work i cant really talk but i know you have the wrong person

 

me: i sold you frozen chickens from the boot of my car out of an eski, you wanted the steggles grade A free range, remember i threw in some eggs as well.

 

girl: whats my name

 

me: well you like it when i call you big poppa

 

girl: do you have anything better to do than call people and talk shit?

 

me: ok you took it too far you said a swear word, you missed out girl, you missed out. bye

 

hang up (want this credit to last a little while) after a few calls to real people, im on $38.00

 

get in quick.

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i dunno but if u want a good prank call idea this one has worked for me

EVERY TIME.

 

 

(insert faggy voice)

Hello this is johnny blaze from strap on u.s.a..i just wanted to let you know that your backorder on the 37inch vibranizor 3000 and the poopsex:the revelations bundle package has come in and we dont have it marked down in which way you would like this shipped.

 

-usually a WHAT?..or a HOLD ON

 

then repeat..and if they ask about it make sure you get the number out of the phone book so u have the name and address..if its a guy he always suspects his wife of doing it and you can hear him yelling at her lol

 

this shits funny usually the calls last a while..and are funny as hell when people ask you to explain what it is they have ordered

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Originally posted by Vanity

heh, call her back acting all lonely and tell her this is how you pick up chicks :lol:

 

sure thing cheif, just gotta put my number on withheld. ok lets do this......

 

girl:hello

 

me:hi remember me?

 

girl: hangs up

 

that was fun

 

dialing again. (i literally have the phone to my ear as i type)

 

rejects my call

 

dialing again

 

recorded message "we advise that the mobile number you are calling is switched off or not in a mobile service area, please try again later"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

erghhhhh so much for that idea.

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holy footstool batman, this kids onto something

 

 

 

1) "I think I'm pregnant, call me"

 

2) "Don't tell john, but I just ran over his cat"

 

3) "Your order at www.sextopia.com has been recieved. Thanks for your patronage!"

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Guest me IS cool

Oh man you guys... that shit was too much... my stomach hurts. :lol: :lol:

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