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Guest im not witty

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what, are you trying to pull my card?

 

my whole point is that these subcultures all have there own histories and faults and prejudices.

Mainstream helmet and elbowpadded soccer mom dropped me off at the skatepark i dont even like skateboarding but i do it cause video game tells me too totally extreme SPORT rock and roll hip hop anarchy bling bling skateboarding is fucking gay.

 

but since i have being riding one of these things for almost 15 years i know alot of other kinds of people and kinds of skating for that matter exist. no fucking rollerblader is going to understand the fun of a game of parking block SKATE, or doin flatground tricks in the kitchen cause its raining outside.

 

maybe they can grasp the community and "brotherhood" that comes with doing something like that with their boys, which is the limit of the credit i gave them in my last post and the limit I'm repeating now. i have no doubt that rollerbladers have the time of thier lives, otherwise why would they do it.

im just sayin its gay dude.

 

 

cant we all just get along?

(but not in a gay way)

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Rollerblading is gay

 

^^^

Lookit that fat kid with the skateboard...he's not trying to be hip or cool or be accepted...he's just mellowing and keeping it real.

 

Rollerbladers on the other hand....omg, every move they pull screams

"ACCEPT ME! PLEASE ACCEPT ME! I WANNA BE DOWN!"

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From an anti-rollerblade website

 

 

Blades are trendy.

They get into our way at skate spots.

We don't grab onto the nearest person while falling down.

More precise steering.

We can stop.

They don’t have to ollie curbs or anything else, they just walk up.

We have yet to be convinced that switchstance rollerblading is difficult

Never need to buy 8 new wheels.

They don’t go sideways.

We were here first.

Don't need to change shoes after getting somewhere.

More people can rollerblade (and rollerblade) than can skateboard.

They get praised for going down the stairs of houses of the government while skaters get kicked out of closed down parking lots.

We look cooler.

Skateboarding is better exercise.

Never see skateboarders riding along, holding hands, taking up the whole damn road.

Never see skateboarders pretending to be ice skating.

If we wreck, we are not strapped into the skateboard.

Skateboarders have raised dollars for charity.

There are several magazines devoted to skateboarding.

There are several books on skateboarding.

There are several movies about skateboarding.

There are more skateboarding companies.

Skateboarders have anti-rollerbladers decks.

Can't do a "wheelie" on blades.

Can’t do a "kickflip" on blades.

Can’t do a "nollie-flip" on blades.

Can’t do a "heelflip" on blades.

Can’t do a "pop-shoveit" on blades.

Can’t do a "shove-it" on blades.

Can’t do a "360 flip" on blades.

Can’t blade "goofy" or "regular".

Some bladers wear Skateboarding helmets.

Some bladers wear Skateboarding shorts.

Some bladers wear Skateboarding shoes.

Some bladers wear Skateboarding pants.

Some bladers wear Skateboarding gloves.

There are no famous roller-bladers.

If a blader and a skateboarder run into each other, the blader will be hurt more.

No such thing as "extreme" blading (but it would be fun to watch).

Poor kids in Africa, don't want roller-blades.

Nobody born before 1985 ever asked their parents for roller-blades for Christmas.

Skateboards come in more colors.

Skateboards come in more graphics.

Skateboards come in more brands.

Total Skateboards come in more pieces (Easy to replace one piece).

Skateboards come in more widths.

You have pro-decks.

You have pro-shoes.

You can still skate a skateboard that isn't your size.

Aluminum roller blades would be stupid.

There are no plastic skateboards.

Riding roller-blades in the street is a bad idea.

Riding roller-blades on the sidewalk is a bad idea.

No such thing as roller-blade shoes.

A skateboard makes an excellent weapon.

Never seen an super large set of roller-bladers.

Cops use roller-blades.

Skateboards don't smell like sweaty feet.

There are no roller-blades in museums.

 

I think this list settles the arguement nicely. i am officially calling an end to this thread. Skateboards are better than rollerblades perios. Any attempts to argue this past my post will be regarded as the efforts of a drunk that got 86'd from a bar and loudly complains to the doorman to be let back in

 

The final decision is made. get on with your life.

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Originally posted by 26SidedCube

Rodney Mullen couldn't pull the equivalent of half that shit in his wildest dreams.

 

Are you fucking serious? That guy has more control over a sketeboard in his little toe than you'll ever have.

 

Don't act like skateboarding didn't come from some fruity ass shit, too. I've got some videos...

 

Ever seen Dogtown and Z Boys? those dudes were bad.

 

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Pathetic

 

For as often as i see anti-rollerblading websites/lists/articles/shit talk, i dont see nearly half as many anti-skateboarding anything. Why is this? Is there some sort if insecurity here that you feel you have to constantly critisize rollerblading? Even though 10,000 other people already have said the EXACT SAME THING. Its incredibly annoying and rediculously redundant. Pathetic if you ask me... but thats just my thoughts on it.

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Re: Pathetic

 

Originally posted by porksandwich

For as often as i see anti-rollerblading websites/lists/articles/shit talk, i dont see nearly half as many anti-skateboarding anything. Why is this? Is there some sort if insecurity here that you feel you have to constantly critisize rollerblading? Even though 10,000 other people already have said the EXACT SAME THING. Its incredibly annoying and rediculously redundant. Pathetic if you ask me... but thats just my thoughts on it.

Whatever. Rollerblading is gay.
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i would go for this one...

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:rolleyes:

rollerblading is gay

skateboarding is gay

biking is gay

snowboarding is gay

surfing is gay

saying that things are gay is gay

you are gay

i am gay

my eye hurts so its gay

a man having sex with another man in his butthole is gay

losing your wallet is gay

 

 

 

 

 

but ass-raping-sockmonkeys are absolutely not gay in any way, shape or form.

 

:dazed:

 

 

take it in the ass

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no respect for "bladers" pick up a godamn skateboard....

 

ravers no match for spazz

rollerbladers killed with ease

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dongers the man'

i ollie that high if i smoke some crack

smoke fat crack

skating is the one thing in my life that keeps my head straight and keeps me from losing my mind....

 

--SPAZZ

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ya know, i've read both sides of the issue up and down this thread and i';ve come to an honest conclusion....

 

Rollerblading is okay.......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

.......to call GAY!!!!

 

bwa ha ha ha ha. assholes!

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skateboarding is so fresh right now, I just look at tall the kids in sideways spitfire hats, huge backpacks, overstuffed D3 osiris shoes, and an un scratched, unused, never skated complete deck undertheir arms while they argue with eachother who is going to get which deck out of a CCS catalog. Them ninjas are so un faggy its unreal.

 

Rollerblading is not tight ethier, but i never see kids like that. And they both originated from rollerskates if im not mistaken. HOW GAY IS THAT, ROLLERSKATES?!?!?! COME ON.

 

Oh, did anyone get the CCS catalog last summer with an Evict piece in it.

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Originally posted by poopy dog

skateboarding is so fresh right now, I just look at tall the kids in sideways spitfire hats, huge backpacks, overstuffed D3 osiris shoes, and an un scratched, unused, never skated complete deck undertheir arms while they argue with eachother who is going to get which deck out of a CCS catalog. Them ninjas are so un faggy its unreal.

 

Rollerblading is not tight ethier, but i never see kids like that.

^^^ give it about a year and you'll see rollerbladers doing that sort of thing too. they're ALWAYS behind the skateboarders when it comes to styles of dress and trends.

 

Bladers eat the scraps that get chucked off the great dining table occupied by skateboarders.

 

rollerblading is gay.

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