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Lab Rats v.s. Alley Rats

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lab rat

pros - can find it's way out of a maze, may be mutated from injections of nameless substances

cons - cant do shit other than the maze thing

 

street rat

pros - mad grimey, straight ghetto thuggin

cons - ummmm, ive already thought about this too much

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Originally posted by Vanity

lab rats.. splinter, pinky and the brain

 

alley rats- :confused:

 

haha Splinter owns any frontin ass sewa' rat!

Plus lab rats have cancer and laser eyes.

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lab rats are kind of cute and some cute ratty looking girls have them as pets.

 

**on the other hand, sewer rats are fucking disgusting fucking fuck fuck sick ass fucking creatures. Anyone who's ever really seen one knows what I'm talking about, their shit is fucking gross sick shit, and they're live fucking wires, don't get to close, they thrash it up.**

 

I read an article about the sewer system and it talked about rats showing up in the filter all purple and bloated...hairless*****

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when I was in the philippines, the place i was staying had a rat living there.

one dy i saw it out of the corner of my eye and was like "whatthefuckwasthatshit?"

they said, "oh thats our pet, he lives here".

 

rats. just how it was.

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me and my roomies used to shoot huge rats in the parking lot across the street and occaisional crackheads from our 5th floor apartment window. those fuckers were like chiuahuas(spelling?). fun times:cool:

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Originally posted by kemekill

haha Splinter owns any frontin ass sewa' rat!

Plus lab rats have cancer and laser eyes.

 

splinter is more of a sewer rat than a lab rat......

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Let me tell yall a story:

There were all these Lab rats in this super cool Lab. And some scientest gave them mad amounts of speed. So all the rats are super pumped up and they rip the cage apart and eat 3 of the old 50 year old scientests after they tackle them and they break their hips all hard. Then they all run to downtown Brooklyn.

There is this badass street rat gang in Brooklyn. They all have toy motorcycles and they deal lots of drugs and shit. They even live inside hallowed out GUCCI KAWS CHOMPERS that they jacked from some store.

SO anyways there is this huge ass battle and there is like 3000 rats fighting all hard and blood is flying everywhere. Shit is flying all over the place too (they are in the sewer) so after a really long time the brown sewer water is red with blood and the rats and fucking going crazy eating eachother and shit. And there is only 2 rats left, the head street rat and the head lab rat. SO they are fighting all hard and this alligator that someone flushes down their toilet that lives in the sewer eats them. And then some guy in Nebraska wailed so hard on his guitar that a colony of 14 owls in Ghana died from hunger.

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Originally posted by suburbian bum

And then some guy in Nebraska wailed so hard on his guitar that a colony of 14 owls in Ghana died from hunger.

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Yeah word is bondage like the rats had these "ANALYZE THAT!" hoodies and they were on a mission to infest the underground yo-yo tournement. So they got on their Razor GT3000s and furiously scooted down to the fish market. They seen Betty and were all like "sacrifice your cheese fry calzones to us or we will melt your construction tape that is placed so delicatly around your home!" So Betty was like holy fuckin poo poo and handed them shits over. Then the rats stole Betty's soul and implanted it into a kit kat bar and thats how a kit kat bar became the president of malaysia.

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the lab rats is a terrible band, filled with assholes and underage straightedge kids.

 

sewer rats will eat anything, including but not limited to babies, foil, and illegally dumped drywall.

 

sewer rats>lab rats, every time.

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