dojafx Posted December 8, 2003 Share Posted December 8, 2003 the elroys, squalay, one time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l0rdka0s Posted December 8, 2003 Share Posted December 8, 2003 oh man just got back from court today!!! how fitting aight, just so you know i aint no pussy bitch as an adult: Assault with bodily injury - gonna have to pay restitution for 2 grand cause i gave the sucker 7 stitches, yeah it was one punch. niggas lying though 2 grand is to much for 7 stitches. Reckless driving - was a DWI but those super highly evolved cops lost the field sobriety video tape. DUI - differed, itll be off the record sometime Public Intoxication - I was taggin parking meters for a block and got caught by a dumbass campus cop who called the real cops, got off easy, coulda got a graff charge. Running a stop sign speeding X4 failure to maintain financial responsibility as a youngin: Disorderly conduct - fighting at school, what happened to suspension? (btw it didnt keep me from breakin this cats nose my senior year, and i only got 3 days suspension for that! wtf?) Truancy - school sucked, everyone hated me cause well you fuckers know why. :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destroya Posted December 8, 2003 Share Posted December 8, 2003 i've done alot, but i've never been caught doing anything, while you people have been caught doing everything. what's up with that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted December 8, 2003 Share Posted December 8, 2003 ^^ I had one very bad day in which everything that could've gone wrong did. Should've checked my horoscope and stayed home! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rip Posted December 8, 2003 Share Posted December 8, 2003 possesion of illegal firearm, assault with a deadly weapon, reckless driving, resisting and evading arrest, assaulting an officer. all were dropped because they did an illegal search procedure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 Originally posted by DETO under 18 - i have been arrested 4 times for garaffiti You have got to be kidding me........Of all the words you could have misspelled on here....... By the way, Fuck the bullshit...The question should be: What's the longest amount of time you have spent in jail? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gfreshsushi Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 one and only time in jail was an overnighter for "failure to disperse" and "failure to obey a peace officer." dropped because the d.a. is facing reelection... *minor in possession of alcohol, they knew i was more fucked up but didn't have the grounds or equipment to do anything about it... *possession of a deadly weapon during time of police control - i had a knife clipped to my pocket at a protest and state pigs wrote me up for it, then let me go and never filed paperwork... *a hundred different id checks, mostly the "what you doing out so late, this is a bad neighborhood..." "uh, i live here." *possession of vandalism tools - dropped, illegal search and seizure. and a whole lotta close calls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 altogether probably about 3 months. Two months at one time. Not too bad. Hella boring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 most of the hiphop albums i have are of criminals on records. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted December 9, 2003 Author Share Posted December 9, 2003 in the past: criminal mischief curfew speeding tickets failure to use signal moving left current cases: evading resisting and, yes, graffiti.... fawkers.... I tried real hard to get away and it just didn't happen.:lick: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 "Aww, you motherfuckers. Okay. Alright. I'm putting cases on all you bitches! Huh. You think you can do this shit...Jake! You think you can do this to me? You motherfuckers will be playing basketball in Pelican Bay when I get finished with you! Shoe program, nigga. 23 hour lockdown! I'm the man up in this piece! You'll never see the light of.....who the fuck do you think you're fucking with? I'm the police, I run shit around here. You just live here! Yeah, that's right, you better walk away! Go on and walk away...'cause I'm gonna' burn this motherfucker down. King Kong ain't got shit on me! That's right, that's right. Shit, I don't, fuck. I'm winning anyway, I'm winning... I'm winning any motherfucking way. I can't lose. Yeah, you can shoot me, but you can't kill me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 Originally posted by the_gooch "Aww, you motherfuckers. Okay. Alright. I'm putting cases on all you bitches! Huh. You think you can do this shit...Jake! You think you can do this to me? You motherfuckers will be playing basketball in Pelican Bay when I get finished with you! Shoe program, nigga. 23 hour lockdown! I'm the man up in this piece! You'll never see the light of.....who the fuck do you think you're fucking with? I'm the police, I run shit around here. You just live here! Yeah, that's right, you better walk away! Go on and walk away...'cause I'm gonna' burn this motherfucker down. King Kong ain't got shit on me! That's right, that's right. Shit, I don't, fuck. I'm winning anyway, I'm winning... I'm winning any motherfucking way. I can't lose. Yeah, you can shoot me, but you can't kill me." http://www.innerexplorations.com/hcjpg/wtf.jpg'> "Goochy say wha?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 http://www.onlineathens.com/images/101101/trainingday.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuckWhitey Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 im a proud criminal -graffiti Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rectum Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 Originally posted by gfreshsushi *minor in possession of alcohol, they knew i was more fucked up but didn't have the grounds or equipment to do anything about it... they actually care about that over there ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 Minor in possesion of alcohol Minor in possesion of alcohol Minor in possesion of alcohol DUI Minor in possesion of alcohol Minor in possesion of alcohol 4 speeding tickets in a row.. Minor in possesion of alcohol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Jones Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 That's what I thought............. Originally posted by heavyLox most of the hiphop albums i have are of criminals on records. under 18 = 36 convictions in total 1 night juvee (fair evasion) over 18 = 0 5-0 or Jacks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welcome mat Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 Originally posted by Telo Minor in possesion of alcohol Minor in possesion of alcohol Minor in possesion of alcohol DUI Minor in possesion of alcohol Minor in possesion of alcohol 4 speeding tickets in a row.. Minor in possesion of alcohol *applause* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 A few narrow escapes but I'm clean as hospital sheets... .....oh, but what "they" would find if they looked in the bedpan underneath the bed..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rip Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 Originally posted by Telo Minor in possesion of alcohol Minor in possesion of alcohol Minor in possesion of alcohol DUI Minor in possesion of alcohol Minor in possesion of alcohol 4 speeding tickets in a row.. Minor in possesion of alcohol lol shit i didnt know those count. add about 13 minor in possesion on alcohol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dELiSs Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 i had to pay some fines. i pretty much cleaned up the city of oxnard. i also spent an entire day scraping paint off a beach restroom. inside and out. when i showed up my first day to sign up and that paperwork they looked at me like "youve got to be kidding me" way since i had to go to a little shindig after and i was kind of dressed up.... i met some interesting people. i made a friend and we shared what stores are the easiest to take from. i met some crazy thug lady who told me how she tried to poison her husband. and how she use to sleep with men and take their wallets in the morn. and one time he has no money so she stole meat andpotatoes from his freezer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 Originally posted by iloveboxcars Credit card fraud. Mail fraud. Computer fraud. Identity fraud. All balled up into one nice and round conviction. Fortunately i'm white and from the suburbs so I just got probation and 200 community service hours. I was also 16.. so i'm sure that did me some good as well. that sounds too familiar. do i know u? <--once... i got pimp slapped by my dad in front of about 8-12 cops :( that wasn't a fun night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rip Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 Originally posted by sarcasm that sounds too familiar. do i know u? <--once... i got pimp slapped by my dad in front of about 8-12 cops :( that wasn't a fun night. fought my dad infront of 2 cops who brought me home one night, he didnt even wait for the cops to leave to start hittin me so we got down and the cops had to pull us a part shit was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 haha.. yea... this was all in a del taco parking lot... 5 cops bum rushed my dad, and 1 picked me up and ran me like 100 ft away :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 tresspassing breaking and entering public intoxication theft drug possession assault probably a few more i can;t think of, some of those are on there more than once, and some have been cleared, i think, cuz i was under 18 at the time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabo 2 Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 I got a reprimand for criminal damage, as of the 1st of january 2004 it'll be wiped, unless I get caught again. If I get caught before 2004 I have to go to court :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l0rdka0s Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 There is three reasons why you get caught: you are dumb as shit or you do it so much it is inevitable or you are beligerently drunk or high Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phels Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 5 criminal damage 2 posession class a 1 shoplifting 2 court dates at the minute, 1 for breaching a rehabilitation order and 1 for criminal damage an posession (again:rolleyes:) sellin an panitin since the year 2000 never stop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 Originally posted by robotripp There is three reasons why you get caught: you are dumb as shit or you do it so much it is inevitable or you are beligerently drunk or high You're forgetting when you do something damn well knowing you're going to be arrested after it's done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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