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COMCAST.

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COMCAST SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!

SO, I FIRST GOT THE DIGI CABLE FOR $40 A MONTH. WAKE UP EVERY MOURNING BEFORE WORK... TURN ON T.V. TO FIND: THIS CHANNEL SHOULD BE AVAILBLE SHORTLY. WHAT A BUNCH OF SHIT. AFTER TWO MONTHS OF THIS SHIT, MY BILL COMES. $75!

W H A T T H E F U C K ???????????????????????????????????????

THEN................

SOME KOERAN GUY COMES TO MY DOOR TO TELL ME THAT "SINCE" I WAS ALREADY A CABLE CLIENT THAT THEY WILL GIVE ME TWO FREE MONTHS OF HIGH SPEED INTERNET. WHOOP-DEE-DOOO!

SO I TOOK IT (SHIT, IT'S FREE RIGHT). NOW I HAVE BASIC CABLE!? MY CABLE BILL IS STILL $75 AND I GET BASIC CABLE NO HBO, NO ANYTHING BUT SHIT. BUT I GOT THE FREE HIGH SPEED INTERNET FOR TWO MONTHS.

 

HUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?

 

AM I GETTING KICKED IN MY ASS FOR ONE THING TO PAY FOR THE OTHER THING?

 

 

 

 

COMCAST SUCKS A FAT LOAD OF RACCON SHIT.

 

OH YEAH, AND I'VE TRIED TO CALL THEM BUT THEY PUT ME ON HOLD FOR LIKE AN HOUR AND A HALF!

 

 

 

COMCAST = 21st CENTURY HITLER

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My recipe for internet hell:

 

Mix

1 Part Comcast Cable

1 Part Kazaa

A lot of school research on Islam and Terrorists, and Palestine and Conspiracy theories.

Porn to taste

"Hacking" software I'm using to test and update my boys servers.

1 nosey systems administrator at comcast

 

The finished product is one or more degrading emails from the supervisor of my comcast division telling me that they do not condone the type of material I'm viewing and downloading and that if they have any other problems with my account and "ellicit" activity they will cancel my services and still charge me an early termination fee.

 

Step 2: Reply with a letter about freedom of speech, the fact that it is illegal for them to cancel my service and still charge me a termination fee, and that I don't condone them looking around my computer without my permission. Wait for internet to be cancelled.

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Guest KONFLIKT

THANK YOU

 

YOU SEE WHAT I'M SAYING?!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

PART ONE IS WHERE YOU FUCKED UP!!

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