Boring Bastard Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by FuckWhitey thats fucking disgusting as hell. you are a disgusting couple. For real. You should have tongue kissed her and then spit in her face! Beotch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adderall Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 its a wonderful drink mixer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted February 28, 2004 Share Posted February 28, 2004 Bump because I have got my crimson wings or whatev; So, last night I was hitting it in the quant when i pulled out to find blood on my dick, immediately i pictured the 'thumbs down' icon for this thread ( http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon27.gif'> ). But continued anyway. Then in the morning I feel a pool of gooey wetness (uh oh). I look down to see BLOOD. I wake her up "Umm, I think you are bleeding". There is an immense pool of blood on the sheets, her ass is covered its revolting. But I kept a straight face. She went to the toilet and i got flicks. Wanna see them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable Posted February 28, 2004 Share Posted February 28, 2004 Originally posted by CinchedWaist When a girl is on her period the egg is somewhere in there (about the size of a head on a pin) but the juices are mostly composed of the nesting that builds in the uterus to prepare itself for the babe. Mostly blood and mucus. Oh ok, then that makes me feel better about eating coochie. As long the egg isn't a big deal. The blood, mucus, and nesting caked on my mouth is fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted February 28, 2004 Share Posted February 28, 2004 show the flicks, pussies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted February 28, 2004 Share Posted February 28, 2004 rental, i sure hope you didnt clean shit off to, i caught the drift. 26sidedcube, great story my friend Originally posted by Jackson Bump because I have got my crimson wings or whatev; So, last night I was hitting it in the quant when i pulled out to find blood on my dick, immediately i pictured the 'thumbs down' icon for this thread ( http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon27.gif'> ). But continued anyway. Then in the morning I feel a pool of gooey wetness (uh oh). I look down to see BLOOD. I wake her up "Umm, I think you are bleeding". There is an immense pool of blood on the sheets, her ass is covered its revolting. But I kept a straight face. She went to the toilet and i got flicks. Wanna see them? i wanna see flicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarzAbove Posted February 28, 2004 Share Posted February 28, 2004 It cant be worse than a bloddy condom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShitFuck Posted February 28, 2004 Share Posted February 28, 2004 damn, hesh beat me too it.. you called your own girlfriend's vagina a cunt, you loser. all of you are pussy's who cant handle a little blood on your shit while doing the job. going that week without sex is far worse than an extra couple minutes cleaning up afterward. damn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
type R Posted February 28, 2004 Share Posted February 28, 2004 just do it through it. do it through it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted February 29, 2004 Share Posted February 29, 2004 Umm, ok you asked for the flix. Beware, this was some traumatising shit at 8:00am. http://www.nacksoj.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/u1.jpg'> http://www.nacksoj.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/u2.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caL Posted February 29, 2004 Share Posted February 29, 2004 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted February 29, 2004 Share Posted February 29, 2004 ohhhhh!!!! i feel sad for jacksons girl! i would feel like shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted February 29, 2004 Share Posted February 29, 2004 not funny... horrific. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted February 29, 2004 Share Posted February 29, 2004 this thread makes me laugh, espciallly those flicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted February 29, 2004 Share Posted February 29, 2004 Originally posted by rental ohhhhh!!!! i feel sad for jacksons girl! i would feel like shit She was pretty fucking embarrased. She left pretty quick. Hopefully she wont contact me again, I have been looking for a reason to get rid of her. Not that this is a reason, more of a kick up the ass really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synaps Posted February 29, 2004 Share Posted February 29, 2004 http://www.texascooking.com/gif/blmy.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted February 29, 2004 Share Posted February 29, 2004 The worst thing about it was the amount of blood. eurgh. Then eating my fried egg roll with ketchup. It was just more runny red eggness in a bun. /not nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable Posted February 29, 2004 Share Posted February 29, 2004 Originally posted by Jackson She was pretty fucking embarrased. She left pretty quick. Hopefully she wont contact me again, I have been looking for a reason to get rid of her. Not that this is a reason, more of a kick up the ass really. You should've pointed at her and laughed loudly as soon as you saw she was embarrassed. How did she leave? Did she just throw on her clothes and zip out the door in a flash without saying anything? Or did she throw in some excuse to do something and left casually and tried to play it off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted February 29, 2004 Share Posted February 29, 2004 She apologized profusely, then got dressed and left. I was quite glad. I dunno, she tried making weak excuses, like asking me the date and weeping. Dumb slag. Now i have toi wash the sheets without arousing suspicion. Imagine the embarassment of mother finding it. She doesnt aprove of my (*big breasted swedish) au pere anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted February 29, 2004 Share Posted February 29, 2004 i was at band practice last week and while scratching my nose i noticed i had dried period blood around my fingernails... and it was a couple days old... gfreshsushi getting all disturbed by it was the best part tho... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted February 29, 2004 Share Posted February 29, 2004 omg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caL Posted February 29, 2004 Share Posted February 29, 2004 Originally posted by vinyl junkie i was at band practice last week and while scratching my nose i noticed i had dried period blood around my fingernails... and it was a couple days old... gfreshsushi getting all disturbed by it was the best part tho... i think its because u might have been playing with a flute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 I was struggling with the washing machine to clean the sheets so I set it to 'Menstrual Cycle'. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adderall Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 ragu thick and chunky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 Originally posted by Jackson au pere au pair, i believe Originally posted by Jackson I was struggling with the washing machine to clean the sheets so I set it to 'Menstrual Cycle'. :lol: :lol:! period blood is not gross, pansies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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