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i coulda gotten my dick sucked tonight

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Originally posted by Mr. Peanut

i coulda been making another bowl of easy mac but instead i read this stupid thread.

 

Fuck Easy Mac and making shitty jokes on 12oz...both taste like shit. :scramble:

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But Yeah, Vanity mang, that shit's lame--tons of Asian girls at a poetry reading?!!!! Damn.

If I was manic I would mack on all of them!! Yeah!!

Otherwise I wouldn't go anyway.

Hahaha, I guess this could be considered a useless post.

But yeah. :confused:

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Originally posted by TURBOCAPSLOK

THIS THREAD IS TURBO GAY

 

HAHAHA..Turbo gay is going into my permanent vocabulary.:lol:

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MY HOMIE SAID HE COULDA GOTTEN THIS BITCH TO SUCK MY DICK FOR ONLY 10 DOLLARS.....BUT ITS RAINING OUT AND SHIT AINT CRACKING SO I DRANK SOME BEER AND NOW IM DRUNK WISHING I WAS GETTING MY DICK SUCKED !!!!

 

 

WEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

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Guest ctrl+alt+del

the thing with my mormon chick is, shes not at all goody good. and she doesnt always hang out with mormons. i think shes in the 'rebel' stage, which is okay with me. i think ill go for the double points.

 

mormons are a cult, i swear. the ones i know all hang out together. i went to school with this slut, like BIG time slut. first big slut ive ever known. she drank, partied, smoked, fucked everyone, got in fights at school, and was totally bomb. she got sent away for a few years, and i saw her for the first time a month ago. she was trying to stay away from all the old stuff, but she was fucking a friend of mine who is into all that. she met these mormon girls, and they took her to a mormon 'stake dance' and then it was all over for her. shes not fucking my friend anymore, shes dating a mormon cowboy, doesn drink or smoke, im sure they arnt fucking, shes converting to mormonism in a week or so, and doesnt talk to or hang out with her old friends anymore, just mormons.

 

i swear, those mormons are a cult. but they are rich.

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Originally posted by ctrl+alt+del

mormons are a cult and they are they are rich.

 

absolutely

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Originally posted by igor

Dude, a girl saying "would you like your cock sucked" and you saying "no, i have to write this thread on 12oz", that would have been "i could have got my dick sucked". But just being in a place where you saw some REAL girls, that's not quite it.

 

:rolleyes:

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Originally posted by igor

what?

 

My gas tonight is straight atrocious. I dont even know what i ate that could make such a smell. Egg farts would be a blessing right now.

 

i bet its all that fucking juicyjuice.

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