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ok, after reading the "what you wish a girl would say to you" thread i am utterly disgousted. *(and incapable of spelling.)*

 

who the fuck wants some slutbag girl who comes out and says "lets fuck and do crystal meth till next thursday"

 

fuck that.

 

i want a nice girl. a sweet girl. a girl who's kissed a few times, maybe had one romantic relationship before me.. someone downtempo and chill.. someone who isnt rushing shit, is more of a best friend... and WONT CHEAT..

 

fuck a cockwhore. yeah ass is nice now and again.. but for real. i want a sweet girl who will curl up by the fire, spend her life with me, SHARING life.. not being my slave or that shit.. someone who is super chill and realistic.

 

 

fuck what ya heard.

 

giving.. chasing the quiet ones in the back of the class since 1980

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Well.. what if the girl who's willing to share everything with you for the rest of your life and won't cheat you also wants to do crystal meth and have sex for a week straight?

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Originally posted by 26SidedCube

Well.. what if the girl who's willing to share everything with you for the rest of your life and won't cheat you also wants to do crystal meth and have sex for a week straight?

 

This sounds just like my girl. She's fantastic.

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Originally posted by Rodney Trotter

This sounds just like my girl. She's fantastic.

 

 

I'll trade you a 2-foot plastic Christmas tree for her. It's a nice tree and you can't hang things off your girlfriend...

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not to belittle your views above ... however i find a conflict. your words sound good here .. but the location under your profile dosent sound quite as nice as the above statement.

 

i am in a similar position ... i dont care for mens dreams of how women should act ... strange as it may sound to most people ... look at the quotes used above ... sounds like lines from a bad porno. maybe seeing women do that shit in the movies makes us think that is real and quest for it. i know my ideal lady looks wise is airbrushed as fuck cuz thats the view i got from porn rags when i was growing up.

oh well i am just one man that dosent fit in with the rest ... no sweat off my balls ... and my view really helps when in a relationship. chicks dig a new and unusual approach.

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Originally posted by Giving Tree

i want a nice girl. a sweet girl. a girl who's kissed a few times, maybe had one romantic relationship before me.. someone downtempo and chill.. someone who isnt rushing shit, is more of a best friend... and WONT CHEAT..

 

 

yep. agreed.

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Word

 

Life is like a bare canvas......throw some gesso on it, stretch it, then toss some crazy globs of thick colorful paint on it, then do it all over again, and again. Just don't take it literally and coat your body in gesso cause it's really hard for your skin to breathe.

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"i want a nice girl. a sweet girl. a girl who's kissed a few times, maybe had one romantic relationship before me.."

 

I don't know about this man. I like a bird to know what she wants, fuck that "I'm a virgin" bullshit. Virgins are too much work, ya you feel special for about 12 mintues till you get the "When are we getting married." Shit, I haven't fucked with a virgin since highschool, when I realized A) The sex isn't very good B) They get attached like a mother fucker and C) The personality of a virgin is generally lacking to some degree or she would have been pounced on already. Fuck that, give me a real broad that I can sip 40's and smoke blunts with, maybe not in the double digit numbers, but well over the virgin status marker. Word to that!

 

Milton (Only 21 and over let another n***a mold 'er)

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Originally posted by Milton

maybe not in the double digit numbers, but well over the virgin status marker. Word to that!

 

Psuedopedophilism.

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Originally posted by Giving Tree

ok, after reading the "what you wish a girl would say to you" thread i am utterly disgousted. *(and incapable of spelling.)*

 

who the fuck wants some slutbag girl who comes out and says "lets fuck and do crystal meth till next thursday"

 

fuck that.

 

i want a nice girl. a sweet girl. a girl who's kissed a few times, maybe had one romantic relationship before me.. someone downtempo and chill.. someone who isnt rushing shit, is more of a best friend... and WONT CHEAT..

 

fuck a cockwhore. yeah ass is nice now and again.. but for real. i want a sweet girl who will curl up by the fire, spend her life with me, SHARING life.. not being my slave or that shit.. someone who is super chill and realistic.

 

 

fuck what ya heard.

 

giving.. chasing the quiet ones in the back of the class since 1980

 

awww the hopeless romantic awwwwwww.

 

yea, I feel ya bud.

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Originally posted by Giving Tree

ok, after reading the "what you wish a girl would say to you" thread i am utterly disgousted. *(and incapable of spelling.)*

 

who the fuck wants some slutbag girl who comes out and says "lets fuck and do crystal meth till next thursday"

 

fuck that.

 

i want a nice girl. a sweet girl. a girl who's kissed a few times, maybe had one romantic relationship before me.. someone downtempo and chill.. someone who isnt rushing shit, is more of a best friend... and WONT CHEAT..

 

fuck a cockwhore. yeah ass is nice now and again.. but for real. i want a sweet girl who will curl up by the fire, spend her life with me, SHARING life.. not being my slave or that shit.. someone who is super chill and realistic.

 

 

fuck what ya heard.

 

giving.. chasing the quiet ones in the back of the class since 1980

 

awe!! thats so awesome. fuck a slut. i hate them. i also hate homewreckers. they can fuck themselves too.

 

devilush - always a nice girl.

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Originally posted by Vanity

so where would you find this mystical girl that isn't a whore?

 

ya wouldn't :o

 

i'm not a whore and he found me.

 

fuck whores.

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Originally posted by RubbeRBand

sheh, yeah, whatevs

 

i'm not sure if you were typing this in response to my post....

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Originally posted by E MARTYR

the perfect girl for me:

 

beautiful face- something i could stare at all day

extremely intelligent

cute smile

good laugh

big B to small C boobs (shape is more important than size)

nice tight thick thighs

big butt

nice eyes would be a plus

ambitious

opinionated but willing to listen to different opinions

funny

out going

responsible

caring

honest

affectionate

down for me like i would be for her

big dreams/goals/hopes

wants kids one day

doesnt smoke

doesnt drink to much

easy to converse with

out spoken

her own style

freaky but classy

some cool hobbies/interests

unique personality/person

 

 

shuddup

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Originally posted by Devilush

i'm not sure if you were typing this in response to my post....

 

pssssh sheh, whatever

 

 

 

 

 

......talk a lot.

 

no, Devil, this was in response to the First Post. Posted by, "in your girlfriends ass" I think. Don't get me wrong I think sluts are weak, but I respect a guy for being up front and honest about their dick dick sexuality, why not a girl? huh? Is it cuz girls should be left at home on the comforter so as not to get too slutty outside, or is it because you need a girl that's easy to dominate? what what?

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Originally posted by RubbeRBand

pssssh sheh, whatever

 

 

 

 

 

......talk a lot.

 

no, Devil, this was in response to the First Post. Posted by, "in your girlfriends ass" I think. Don't get me wrong I think sluts are weak, but I respect a guy for being up front and honest about their dick dick sexuality, why not a girl? huh? Is it cuz girls should be left at home on the comforter so as not to get too slutty outside, or is it because you need a girl that's easy to dominate? what what?

 

 

ah i see. maybe he does want a nice girl. no domination. no "a woman belongs in the kitchen" sorta shit. plain and simple.

 

sure i'm not a slut by any means, but please believe i'm not an easy bitch to be in a relationship with.

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I didn't mean double digits with regards to age, I meant with regards to sexial partners...

 

I believe the perfect situation for me would be to have several women, or one with several personalities because a perfect woman would be:

 

Beautiful: Face is important, good shape is important etc.

Intelligent: As intelligent or more so than myself.

Cultured: She has to have an appreciation for art, good films, good music, &c. A bird that can fit in as well at the opera as she can at the swap meet.

Well Read: I hate talking to people that seem as though books are a foreign idea to them, "well I read in cosmo..." etc. No offense, I read maxim too, but when you're entire world view comes from it, its taking it too far.

Loyal: 'Nuff said.

Fasionable: With a mean shoe game...

Ghetto: Every girl should have a hood rat side. If she knows how to throw a punch is good too.

Open Minded: A girl that respects other opinions ideas, but has her own. (Tease is right on this one)

And most importantly a girl that can drive a stick.

 

WORD TO THAT...

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i dunno about any of you, but i kinda make it a point not to have an ideal worked out in my head. i have a feeling that if i had an ideal, i would either perpetually be dissappointed or unhappy because who i was with wasn't perfect. fuck that, nobody's perfect. everyone's a little bit crazy, and everyone's a little bit ugly. i just take it like it comes. when stepping, step up on the scale, finding someone who fits you better.

 

unless you're just fucking around, then all moves are fair game.

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Originally posted by Giving Tree

ok, after reading the "what you wish a girl would say to you" thread i am utterly disgousted. *(and incapable of spelling.)*

 

who the fuck wants some slutbag girl who comes out and says "lets fuck and do crystal meth till next thursday"

 

fuck that.

 

i want a nice girl. a sweet girl. a girl who's kissed a few times, maybe had one romantic relationship before me.. someone downtempo and chill.. someone who isnt rushing shit, is more of a best friend... and WONT CHEAT..

 

fuck a cockwhore. yeah ass is nice now and again.. but for real. i want a sweet girl who will curl up by the fire, spend her life with me, SHARING life.. not being my slave or that shit.. someone who is super chill and realistic.

 

 

fuck what ya heard.

 

giving.. chasing the quiet ones in the back of the class since 1980

 

 

alright, Devilush, so here he wants a nice girl blah blah blah, but I take offense that he's picking apart our dumbass fantasies, a woman comes up to you and says, "howza about some Hennessy and a bucket of ice cubes up in my room?" who doesn't want that?? Meanwhile, GivingTree is up here, saying that's wack, but here's what I want, some cookie cutter girl who won't fuck me up. Yeah right, sure pal, keep dreaming... am I right am I currect?

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Re: Re: guys dreams and reality

 

Originally posted by RubbeRBand

"howza about some Hennessy and a bucket of ice cubes up in my room?" who doesn't want that??

 

I hate hennessy.

 

 

And if she'll say it to you, she'd say it to me. You could be Number ten

for the evening.

 

 

Fantasies are best left as just that.

This remindes me of the SNL skit where the dudes get to 3 wishes, they

blow the first 2 then on the third they wish for some hot lesbo action--

thewy get two short-hair hippie/ folk lesbians ( you know the Rossie O

types), and poof another fantasy gone horridly wrong.

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