Guest TEARZ Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 http://radio.cbc.ca/programs/asithappens/entertainment/pictures/troy.jpg'> TROY "TROUBLE-T-ROY" HURTUBISE in an early bear fighting armor prototype This movie must be seen. "A hilarious documentary which introduces the world to Troy Hurtubise, a "close-quarter bear researcher." Obsessed with going head-to-head with an actual grizzly bear, he creates a costume, inspired by ROBOCOP, that he is convinced is grizzly proof. Good luck, Troy." someone please get me this dvd for christmas... click here for more info there's a short clip available. HOLLA ONE TIME, when you see a bear comin HOLLA ONE TIME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TEARZ Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6305198152.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg'> "Troy Hurtubise is the oddly interesting man he is today because he was attacked by a grizzly bear in 1984. Out of that came his life's dream--to build a suit of armor that would allow him to go one-on-one with a grizzly. The most compelling footage (and ripe for repeated viewing) in Project Grizzly is the crash testing of the 145-pound suit of titanium armor, chain mail, rubber, and interior air bags. Hurtubise, resembling a robotic Terminator, is thrown off cliffs, rammed by logs, hit by a pickup truck, and clubbed with baseball bats. And he cheerily considers those good days. Much of the rest of the film is tepid, with an almost absent narrative and hard-to-follow monologues by Hurtubise, who uses a fair amount of salty language. The biggest disappointment, though, is the lack of a climax--the $150,000 suit and its obsessed creator never do battle with the big G. It's a real-life Twin Peaks without the creepy dramatic payoff." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 Wow .. the Simpsons certainly bit this steezle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest im not witty Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 i cant believe you guys have never seen this dude before, hes been on every you gotta see this real tv reality type home video show there is. and it almost never gets old watching him get hit by a truck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 THE SUIT Name: Ursus Mark VI Black Box: Voice-activated recording device located on the rear-right side of head piece, to record bear sounds or, in the event of a catastrophic failure of the Ursus Mark VI, last words. Defensive System: Trigger finger-activated "blaster can" on right arm, capable of spraying a 38 centimetre (15 in.) diameter cone of bear repellant for a distance of 4.6 metres (15 ft.), for a duration of 7 seconds. i saw that shit on real tv awhile back....with him getting hit by trucks and blasted with shotguns. fucking rad. hearing the "last words" if a bear tore that shit open would be priceless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 ah-ha-ha...fucking canadians. I love this quote: "I think that every Canadian should own a suit like Troy's -- to protect us from the barrage of images from Hollywood -- and embark on their own quests." insert picture of Homer in his bear fighting costume (minus the ass...in case he gets too scared). Don't want to ruin a perfectly good suit of armor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 word the fart up. that movie is the brown stuff, especially the part in the woods when he recounts his face off with the bear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TEARZ Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 this thread is WIKKID PHAT BUDDY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 Originally posted by TEARZ someone please get me this dvd for christmas... they only have it on vhs.. 'kay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TEARZ Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 hahaha did i tell you about this shit before, !@#$%? (wow that's a lot of symbols in a row) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 hell yes.. but, did you know the name? i remember the concept fo sho, who could forget?? they really do only have it on vhs though. merry christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 hahaha, i'd been trying to find this movie to rent it ever since brownsz made a thread on it, but i've yet to succeed. I might just purchase it one of these days, it would be worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 $23.94 at amazon.. worth every penny ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TEARZ Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 another satisfied customer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TEARZ Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 did browner make a thread on this before? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 http://www.kak.ru/images/archive/11-12/logos/LJ329.jpg'> project grizzly is a good band Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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