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When do you feel like a porn star?

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Guest ToYs

ok, we are all guilty of it. when your fucking your girl or dude and you just go out of your way to make yourself feel like ron jeremy. you know, some shit you would see in a porn that normaly you wouldnt do cause its completely unecessary, or could piss off your partner, but it makes you feel completely pornstar like. Mine would have to be when me and my girl are fuckin, she already got hers and such and we are starting to wrap it up, so i pull out jump up, titty fuck her and nut in her mouth... so what makes you go from busted loser to peter north?

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<span style='color:black'>HAHAHA!! I have looked at myself in a mirror before and started flexing while hitting it from the back. That is something that i wish i would have gotten on tape. I try to do the nastiest shit every time. Maybe thats why i aint got no girl. "That dude Yuck is crazy! He peed on my back."</span>:)

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i feel like a pornstar..............

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

when i look in my pants!

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Originally posted by E MARTYR

i sweaaaaaaaaaar to god you guys love to hate.

 

seriously tease, with the amount of time you spend on here i find it very hard to believe that you have enough non-12oz minutes in the day to actually do all the shit that you tell stories about.

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Originally posted by E MARTYR

liek i said, i dont lie about my shit man. im a straight up kinda guy. i dont play with shit like that.

 

no need to... i mean come on, why would i? to impress you goofy fucks? yall hate me anyways, why would i care what yall think...

 

and plus, that story is fucking golden... you couldnt think that up... that shit is just how the big teaseola gets down.

 

:shook:

 

 

seriously dude, i'm not as gullible as some of these other douchebags. that's about as true as the time michael jackson stopped by my place to use my deodorant

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Originally posted by E MARTYR

jealousy is a disease.

 

 

dude, you're so right.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:sarcasm:

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Right before I’m about to hit up a girl, I like to make her strip in front of me (not dancing or nothing), take off her clothes, and do things like push her tits together or spread her ass cheeks or whatever. Then I like to leave my handprint on her ass as I kiss it. And when I facefuck her, she has to open her mouth wide as she goes balls deep. And I always gotta bust in her mouth. And there is no way I’m gonna let her spit.

 

Another thing is that I like to fuck on a couch. Straight gonzo steez.

 

Tease – I laughed because I do the same thing sometimes.

 

 

 

 

The one thing I have always wanted to do but haven’t done is to talk like Rocco Siffredi during sex. You know, like “ooh baby, you so small! Oooh, come here and let me lick your beautiful ass – oooh!” with an accent.

 

 

I’ve done some crazy shit that I’ve mentioned on this board before. Some girls can handle it (even like it), and some take it, but then dwell on it, and I never see them again. I should lay off the hardcore. This obsession with spit is gonna be the end of me. :lick:

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I like to eat my gf's ass in the shower....that makes me feel like a porn star.

 

I also like to do her doggy style in front of a mirror, flex my biceps, point at myself and mouth "You are the man" like in American Psycho

 

Having sex on those rare occasions when we indulge in certain "party favors" makes me feel like King Dick.

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eesh....i feel disturbed now. way way to much information. Lens...how do you think your gf feels now that the world knows you like to eat her ass in the shower....i mean are you actually licking asshole?

 

 

anyway, disturbed as i am i may as well contribute, thank god i stopped reading when tease typed"my black chick"..

 

only time i feel like a pornstar is when i fuck two or more girls in 24 hours or yeah....maybe if one plays with my balls while the other fucks me.

 

anyway......

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Guest Ted Wakowski

I started watching television once in the middle of sex. We were in the living room, and that stupid Shakira video was on where she's up in the clouds dancing. I was like "word". The beat really set the tone.

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