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So it's Christmas Shopping Time Again!

 

what's on your list?

 

Mom

- My mom's been doing tai chi for ages and I think getting her

one of those wooden tai chi swords would be a great gift.

My mom with a sword... hahahahahahah!

 

Dad

- He's out of the country... so no gift for him.

 

Girlfriend

- I still have to get her a birthday gift (it was yesterday)

 

Roomate

- I think she wants that game 'monkey Island' to satisfy her inner-nerd

 

ME!!!

- I want a copy of Santa's Naughty list broken down by proximity to my house

(needless to say it will be ladies-only) puuuuhhhhhllleeeasee santa!

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uhh.... are you flirting with me?

 

oh... you want to make a soup out of asain people?

 

why are there microphones in that pic?

 

:confused:

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My grandma gave me a bag of that snowman poop cuz i kept getting arrested all year. She has one hell of a sense of humor.

 

This year...x mas 2003. Im gonna get nothing and give nothing. Of coarse im gonna get everyone cards but the people in my family are so hard to shop for its fuckin rediculous. My grandparents live so simple there is nothing that they really want. My grandma bought my gramps this pair of hush puppies about 5 years ago and everytime xmas rolls back around, she puts them back in the box and rewraps them. My gramps gets all excited when he opens them. I'm not sure if they are just having a good joke in their old age or if he is really going crazy. :D

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he's probably thinking:

She's gone crazy. Every year she steals my shoes then gives them to me as a gift

 

she's probably thinking:

He's gone crazy. I rewrap the same damn shoes every year and he doesn't even notice

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My gifts are going to be pretty crappy this year, based on my financial situation. I'll probably go for the fail-proof combination of CD'S and socks....

 

I'm like a modern day St. Nick.....

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Originally posted by Kilo7-

he's probably thinking:

She's gone crazy. Every year she steals my shoes then gives them to me as a gift

 

she's probably thinking:

He's gone crazy. I rewrap the same damn shoes every year and he doesn't even notice

 

My grandparents are so funny. I should start a thread about them. With pictures this time i might add.

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PMB uses his modifier card of Funny + 10

 

that icon of the dueling cocks disturbs me a little bit

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gf = Tattoo of asian goddess on back, ugly stuffed dolls

 

dad = spice rack

 

mom = hookah

 

sister = pad of paper

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24 days??

 

feel sorry for the people working in the shops who have to cope with another 24 dyas of fucking christmas music. the shop i work in already has been playing the "tape" (as it has become known to staff) since november!

 

its doing my nut in

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too broke to think about shopping, so i'll just give people art i made. yeah, it's the cheap bastard thing to do, but i don't really have another choice...

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Dad: LL Bean shirt, red fleece. His is stupid ratty and it'll make my mom happy.

 

Mom: artwork, probably paint "I love you mom" on a wall that faces our street.

 

Twin Brother: Paint or some video game shit, you know how it is.

 

Older Brother: custom clothing, probably a shirt screened by me.

 

My grandmother is a cheap bitch who I hate, so fuck her. No friends but the cans in my hands...

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parents- dvd player. noone else is getting shit

 

xmas card swappers- i still have no idea yet. i better get off my ass and draw some shit

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man, I haven't even thought of any thing yet, I got my friend 2 box sets of MASH and some MASH pins she loves mash. I have a large family and I don't know what to get them.

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mum - something from a kitchen shop, she loves to cook

dad - no idea yet ?

brother - punk cd or something that hes into

dog - new toy or something

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damn my whole paycheck is going intogetting other people shit....i better get some nice shit back or ima be pissed

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Originally posted by Kilo7-

Roomate

- I think she wants that game 'monkey Island' to satisfy her inner-nerd

 

I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down!

Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?

 

Guybrush Threepwood eat your heart out.

 

as for presents....

 

girl-Not sure...some sort of cool bag (for school/work/play, and jewelry combo. I asked about it in another thread but cant find it, so if any of you 12oz Girls know of some good bag brands let a brotha know.

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Just bought the girlfriend a birthday gift,

(I know it's not xmas but close)

 

A really nice denim purse with white leather 'shoelace?' style stiching

and inside there's a cute little stuffed toy and a bottle of champage

scented masage oil. (Well that gift is more for me)

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