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DO you have a dog?

 

What breed?

 

Does it bite?

 

How old is it?

 

Has it ever bitten anyone?

 

Big turds of small turds?

 

Can it do tricks? What kind?

 

Does it fuck your gf's leg?

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Originally posted by LENS

DO you have a dog? no but i really want a pit

 

What breed? a blue brindle pit

 

Does it bite?if it told it to

 

How old is it? i want a six week old puppy

 

Has it ever bitten anyone?no, most pits wont unless you train them otherwise. be nice to your pit puppy

 

Big turds of small turds?my homeys pit drops some stinking loads

 

Can it do tricks? What kind?secret attack commands

 

Does it fuck your gf's leg? my freinds had a pit that would fuck not only your girlfriends leg, but your leg, her other leg and all your other freinds legs.

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DO you have a dog?

Yes

 

What breed?

Shiba Inu

 

Does it bite?

nope

 

How old is it?

8

 

Has it ever bitten anyone?

no, shes friendly

 

Big turds of small turds?

small

 

Can it do tricks? What kind?

whatever the hell you want her too as long as you have food. Best is going up on her two back legs and walking around or jumping off just the two legs to get the food.

 

Does it fuck your gf's leg?

nope

 

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DO you have a dog?

 

Yes.

 

What breed?

 

Yorkshire Terrier, pedigree.

 

Does it bite?

 

I caught his toy ass biting on Sayer and Revok, yo. Straight McToy shit. Busta ass nugga.

 

How old is it?

 

4

 

Has it ever bitten anyone?

 

Back when he was coming up... I had to drop knowledge on him, god.

 

Big turds of small turds?

 

Yes.

 

Can it do tricks? What kind?

 

Backflip, walk on hind legs for long periods of time, shake, beg, sit, stay, roll over... are those tricks?

 

Does it fuck your gf's leg?

 

No, but he lets me fuck his.

 

 

 

Damn this place is poopy tonite.. fuck this, I'm gonna go walk the streets.

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DO you have a dog? No, but I did

 

What breed? Rottweiler

 

Does it bite? No, unless I made him

 

How old is it? Died at 3, neighbour fed him antifreeze

 

Has it ever bitten anyone? No. Not in aggression. Just in training

 

Big turds of small turds? Big. Oh Jesus, have fun cleaning the yard

 

Can it do tricks? What kind? Basic commands, but I could say "Who's there?" and he'd run to the front door and keep watch

 

Does it fuck your gf's leg? No, my brother would could make him harass his girl on command, though.

 

Rottweilers. Bad rep, great dogs.

 

 

Old E, my bro has a American Staffordshire Terrier (real pit name). take those dogs seriously, they are bad ass but can be trouble.

 

Remember: a bad dog = a bad owner.

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totally..if ima shell out a few hund for a puppy, ima shell out a few more hund for a trainer. and im not gonna shell out a few hund to have a dangerous dog. i have never had a bad experience with a pit, im a nonviolent person and definitley do not want a violent dog. i want a dog i can kick it with and chill thats smart. but like i said, alot of my friends have pits and im in to em for the personallity and what not plus i like the way they look. maybe a lab pit mix, buy my homey has the hook up he said on red noses. i just want somthing more interactive than a cat and pits are smart, but i seriously doubt i would ever teach him to attack, ill do the attacking if someone fucks with my dog.

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DO you have a dog?

mhmmm

 

What breed?

golden retriever X Lab

 

Does it bite?

nahh he barley restles with me. he bites other dogs lots tho

 

How old is it?

4-5 maybe

 

Has it ever bitten anyone?

almost..

 

Big turds of small turds?

:twitch:

 

Can it do tricks? What kind?

he has this cool thing where if you try to hold his mouth closed hell try and bite your hand... all in play

 

Does it fuck your gf's leg?

you would like that wouldent you..

 

 

you wouldnt believ how lazy this dog is. i go to chase him around and he runs onto the couch and does on of those dum, "dont move me im resting" groans

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yes, pitt something mix, hahha yeah like a mother, old, yeah, big i guess, sit shake laydown kill, nah hes too old, but hes fuckin pimp....he hates any male that didnt chill since he was a puppy but hes down with new females when evers hahahahhaa

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at the mall they have hot dog on a stick. the best are the cheese on a stick. i usually get the kids meal with fries and lemonade.

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Originally posted by ..fuD..

my friend has a chill ass rott that doesnt do shit but sleep, play, eat, and chill.

 

I'm sayin...

 

I just had mine on lock though too. Trained like your mom when i say, "Make me some pancakes".

 

hahaha, Deliss rules.

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DO you have a dog?

 

yes.

 

What breed?

Pointer

 

Does it bite?

Only her nails, it makes the most irritating sound in the universe

 

How old is it?

7 but acting like a fuckin puppy

 

Has it ever bitten anyone?

 

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Big turds of small turds?

Small, she's too classy

 

Can it do tricks? What kind?

She does all kinds of dope never-heard-before domestic tricks.

She can open doors, find her way under the blanket without messing up the bed (real smooth tactics), sleep using a pillow, cut her own nails, drink water from the shower and many more that prove just how humanised that dog is.

 

Does it fuck your gf's leg?

 

Its a girl so she prefers my leg in general...not really fuckin it, she just grabs it REAL hard and starts shakin the booty like crazy...i've castraded her some years ago cause she had a health problem but that didnt affect her hormone action to much. Last summer, i was having sex with my girl, being on top, and at some point the bitch snapped, she jumped on the bed, grabbed my back with her nails and started to do the mumba jumba...i was fuckin shocked, needless to say in pain. We laughed out asses of with my girl and then treated some awesome scars on my back from her fuckin nails. "Its a good thing i've witnessed this cause i'd be really having a hard time believing how you got the scratches if i didnt" my girl said....best excuse ever since then

 

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DO you have a dog? yes

 

What breed? rat terrier

 

Does it bite? on occasion

 

How old is it? 2

 

Has it ever bitten anyone? sure

 

Big turds of small turds? big turds for a small dog

 

Can it do tricks? What kind? 360's and kickflips of the couch.

 

Does it fuck your gf's leg? I am single at the moment, but maybe the dog can win over a girl's heart.

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DO you have a dog?

YES

 

What breed?

KING DOBERMAN (king is quite a bit larger than the normal dobies)

 

Does it bite?

YES, ONLY OTHER ANIMALS

 

How old is it?

8

 

Has it ever bitten anyone?

NEVER A PERSON

 

Big turds of small turds?

HUGE ... and its the strangest thing ... i moved out of my moms place recently and am still close so i would take the dog over once and a while during the move and every morning during the week. well the dog got all wierd and wouldnt shit anywhere but my moms back yard. it got to the point where she backed herself up so bad she was throwing up. the vet gave an enima ... and told me no way she will be able to hold on now ... the vet was wrong. it was 3 HUGE enimas and an overnight stay to clean her out. $300.00 later. i love dogs.

 

Can it do tricks? What kind?

none really ... just like to play alot ... pass that just the commands i need for controll. the dog is a frisbee freak tho.

 

Does it fuck your gf's leg?

she is not in the position to hit anyones leg ... but if she were male shes big enough to just straight mount a person.

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My family has a cocker spaniel....these are one of the the worst possible dogs you can get. he pisses in the house alot, barks at and bites random strangers, gets into the garbage and eats it, harasses the cat, and from time to time rolls in manure. yea, now i like him alot but thats because ive been forced to live in the same house with him. now hes old and has formed cateraks(i know thats spelled wrong) so hes blind. one good thing about these dogs is they get very attached to you, and will bite, bark at, and attack anyone whos a stranger. the drawback to this-they are about a foot and a half off the ground.

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DO you have a dog?

 

What breed?

 

Does it bite?

 

How old is it?

 

Has it ever bitten anyone?

 

Big turds of small turds?

 

Can it do tricks? What kind?

 

Does it fuck your gf's leg?

 

 

__________________

 

yes

part husky part wolf

4

no

big

yes , roll over , shake hands , standard dog tricks

no

 

thanx for asking

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DO you have a dog?

 

Yes

 

What breed?

 

American Cocker Spaniel. But not one of those ugly ones with the stupid haircuts. He looks more like a miniature bear. Infact, he doesn't really look like a cocker spaniel at all...

 

Does it bite?

 

He used to when he was little. His bark was worse than his bite though. He would bark and snarl at you, then run away whining if you came any closer. Now he just lazes around, becasue he is lazy...

 

How old is it?

 

9 or 10 I think. But he still looks like a puppy.

 

Has it ever bitten anyone?

 

Hahaha....he bit the flyer kid way back. Fortunately he didn't do anything about it...

 

Big turds of small turds?

 

Small turds, all the fucking time...

 

Can it do tricks? What kind?

 

Nah, he just sits around doing nothing. He's just like another part of the family, does whateve the hell he wants...

 

Does it fuck your gf's leg?

 

He's neutered. He's lost his will to procreate....

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DO you have a dog? yes, her name is suki, suki-dog, sukimcsookster,suki-dooki

 

What breed?chiuhaha, or however the fuck ya spell it.

 

Does it bite? no, just when she wants to steal your socks off your feet

 

How old is it?2, 3 in february, she's an aquarius.

 

Has it ever bitten anyone?noo

 

Big turds of small turds? small turds, big nasty farts

 

Can it do tricks? What kind? she doesnt 'do' tricks, but she stands up often like a prairie dog, and she can make her own bed also.

 

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