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Jesus is back, and he hates cops

Deseret News | Submitted by: 'stache

"At about 8 a.m. a Pleasant Grove man told his mother he was Jesus Christ and ordered her to leave her home on High Country Drive in Orem. The man's mother called police for help. When officer Shane Fredrickson arrived at the home, the man became violent, said Orem Police Lt. Doug Edwards. Fredrickson tried to stun the man with a Tazer gun - but it had little effect. [Did he really expect that thing to work on Jesus?] Then, Edwards said, the man attacked the officer, biting him on the finger through his glove. The right index finger, according to Edwards, was badly damaged. The fingernail was ripped off and the tip of the bone broken."

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goddamn that jesus christ

 

i used to work at a bodyshop back in the day

there were many a jesus there

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