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Guest WebsterUno

*true story about Cigars*

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Guest WebsterUno

true? maybe .. . maybe not .. .

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A Charlotte, NC, lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive

cigars,

then insured them against fire among other things.

 

Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great

cigars

and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the

policy,

the lawyer filed claim against the insurance company.

 

In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of

small

fires." The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious

reason:

that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.

 

The lawyer sued...and won!

 

In delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company

that

the claim was frivolous. The Judge stated, nevertheless, that the

lawyer

held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the

cigars

were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against

fire,

without defining what is considered to be unacceptable fire, and was

obligated to pay the claim.

 

Rather than endure a lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance

company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000.00 to the lawyer for his

loss

of the rare cigars lost in the "fires."

 

NOW FOR THE BEST PART... After the lawyer cashed the check, the

insurance

company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!!!

 

With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case

being

used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning

his

insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a

$24,000.00

fine.

 

This is a true story and was the 1st place winner in the recent

Criminal

Lawyers Award Contest.

 

ONLY IN AMERICA!!! NO WONDER THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES THINK WE'RE NUTS!!

 

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my cuzz sent this to me via email.

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Guest

I love hearing about people who try to pull a fast one and get jerked around themselves.

 

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Guest WebsterUno

*believe*

 

oh, sorry, I cut

and pasted that chit

from an email.

 

 

 

karma

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another true story about cigars, a few freinds and i were smoking chronic and i lit up a cigar. i lit the wrong end, so i gave it to my freind and told him to smoke it. I put the lit end in his mouth and he tried to smoke it. He then exhaled when nothing came out and never acknowledged the burning sensation the cigar should have gave him. Mines not as cool as yours.

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Originally posted by AGENT SICKS

i lit up a cigar. i lit the wrong end, so i gave it to my freind and told him to smoke it. I put the lit end in his mouth and he tried to smoke it. He then exhaled when nothing came out and never acknowledged the burning sensation the cigar should have gave him.

 

 

wrong end of a cigar huh?

you lying shithead

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Guest imported_Tesseract
Originally posted by WebsterUno

ONLY IN AMERICA!!! NO WONDER THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES THINK WE'RE NUTS!!

 

The whole world thinks you're nuts...unless that what you mean:dazed:

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Originally posted by Tesseract

The whole world thinks you're nuts...

 

what did you say about my nuts?

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Guest WebsterUno

*believe*

 

<------------deeez nizzutz!

 

 

 

:lol:

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24 g's on top of 24 four months prison time is harsh...but i dont see how he didnt see that coming.

 

karma's a motherfucker.

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