BOZACK Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 i just got very thirsty. roommate's strawberry daquiri mix (the only thing in the fridge) + water = good drink. i also had pickle relish for breakfast yesterday, and grabbed a half-full plate of food off an outdoor table last night. what do you fix up to eat when you're broke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TEARZ Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 get a basket at your local church or food pantry. most places don't have enough people to give it to this time of year (very location dependent however). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 microwave burritos "tuna helper" or get a discount on everything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 toasted cheese sandwiches pickels on toast vegemite sandwiches noodles spaghetti with ketchup and grated cheese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 bozack, did you make that lizzy yet ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOZACK Posted November 26, 2003 Author Share Posted November 26, 2003 ^^^yeah actually i used it for the 1st time last night, worked great. and tease, if that's what i get for defending you when everyone wanted to ban you, then, well.........ban him now. can i change my vote? unless of course, it was "just a joke" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 generic Top Ramen.....but not the "Top Ramen" brand.... 33 cent bagette rolls from the bakery. water if you need to splurge.....Safeway Select soda-25 cents a piece. 3 for a dollar Mac and cheese Ketchup packets from fast-food places.. if you need some alcohol...find a place that sells single beers cigarettes?....pick the "snipers" from ashtrays. transportation?....walk or ride a bike(aquired...of course) I've been there before bro.....I know all about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOZACK Posted November 26, 2003 Author Share Posted November 26, 2003 Originally posted by 455 cigarettes?....pick the "snipers" from ashtrays. HAHA i thought i was the only one who did that shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chicken bone Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 -packet ramen and cheese (spaghetti) -wonderbread and whipped cream (cake) -tortilla and anything (peanut butter or cheese or etc...) -stealing sauce packets from various food places -stealing soy sauce from sushi restaraunts Some of the things i've eaten (on a regular basis) since graduating highschool. The future is looking brighter than a hookers butthole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 Originally posted by BOZACK HAHA i thought i was the only one who did that shit Your kidding me? You thought you were the only one picking out cigarettes from ashtrays? Every fuckin bum I ever see is measeling his way through my butts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 drink two glasses of water before every meal. saltines/celery and peanut butter rice and butter stuff like creamed corn. latey, around here, you've been able to get brownberry dutch country breadd, 2 for $3, but they're 2 lbs, a peice, that comes out to 75 cents a lb, which is better thand the 79 cent a lb cheap stuff (it's good bread too) beans are real cheap too.. eggs are like a buck for 18 you can get 5 lbs of potatoes for under 2 bucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOZACK Posted November 26, 2003 Author Share Posted November 26, 2003 Originally posted by ClueTwo Your kidding me? You thought you were the only one picking out cigarettes from ashtrays? Every fuckin bum I ever see is measeling his way through my butts... well let me put it this way...i thought i was the only non-homeless person who did that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 haha, it's all about taking butts from in front of the store while trying not to be noticed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 Eccchhhh....I'd never eat someone's elses half-eaten food or sucked on cigarette butts. Hey genius, ever consider someone may have a COMMUNICABLE DISEASE practically jumping off their lips onto those pieces of food or cigarette butts you just put up to your lips and/or into your mouth? Does the easily-transmittable nature of HERPES ring a bell? I'd the niblets out of my own turds before I'd scarf on some strangers "leavings". Get a job and earn money so you can buy real food numbnuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOZACK Posted November 26, 2003 Author Share Posted November 26, 2003 ^^^no need for the hostility, man, lighten up. and i don't do the cigarette thing that often, only when i find one that has barely been smoked. and as for the food i grabbed, i just ate the fries, which looked untouched. :idea: OH WAIT! I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING! why the fuck am i even explaining myself to you!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 mmm.. yeah good uncooked ramen noodles because i have nothing to cook them in. No working stove or microwave, nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 Originally posted by Glik0 mmm.. yeah good uncooked ramen noodles because i have nothing to cook them in. No working stove or microwave, nothing. Now that is ganster..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOZACK Posted November 26, 2003 Author Share Posted November 26, 2003 ^^^crunchy and tasty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old*824 Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 the last time i was out of luck breakfast and lunch consisted of all my cig. buts emptied out and re rolled, a gallon of carlo rossi paisano and a meal of taco shells that were months old but unmolded with tapatio hot sauce. i ended up in jail shortly after that, and had delectable delights such as 'shit on a shingle'...which i actually ate but am still unable to identify what was actually on that stale peice of toast that you could probably use as a shingle. edit, my memory was erred, the carlo rossi came the day i had steak followed by jail time...or actually, i dont remember. the meat in jail was soy though. having fart wars with your celly is one thing, having fart wars with your celly and a window you can open or close is much better. in fact i just got a email from my celly. he's a really nice guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOZACK Posted November 26, 2003 Author Share Posted November 26, 2003 whatever just being a pissy jackass. no offense taken anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiseguy Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 cheese sandwiches tap water (duh) free meal from my work (an expensive resaurant) after my shift. any generic, non-brand name food from the supermarket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old*824 Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 the reason sandwhich is pronounced sammich is to shorten it. so pronouncing it sammmmmich is contradictory to the reason it was shortened in the first place. and name once when all you had to eat was a cheeto sammich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOZACK Posted November 26, 2003 Author Share Posted November 26, 2003 ^^^haha he gets shut down every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 Originally posted by Glik0 mmm.. yeah good uncooked ramen noodles because i have nothing to cook them in. No working stove or microwave, nothing. get a hot plate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old*824 Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 you could prolly use hot water to. if you let it run most tap water is over a 120 degrees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Æ° Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old*824 Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 i cant stand tuna salad. or mac and cheese with hamburger...yuck. 99cent loafs of bread and generic cheeze kept me going for a while...but hey, im an alchoholic...i spent all my money on fortys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 Originally posted by old*824 you could prolly use hot water to. if you let it run most tap water is over a 120 degrees. The hot water don't work too well here, not to mention that if it did, it would probably poison me before I finished my meal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 Originally posted by BOZACK ^^^no need for the hostility, man, lighten up. and i don't do the cigarette thing that often, only when i find one that has barely been smoked. and as for the food i grabbed, i just ate the fries, which looked untouched. :idea: OH WAIT! I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING! why the fuck am i even explaining myself to you!? you're explaning yourself to me because you don't want to come across as the nasty mo-fo you've already set yourself up as. First of all, BUY some cigarettes. they make these really cheap generic brands for folks like you. I'd reccomend Scotch-Buy brand smokes in your case. how do you know dude didn't beat his shit off in the bathroom, sat back down and picked up a few fries and thought "Hmmm, better not, i just jerked off and i still have cum on my hands....whoops, got a little on the fries. better just leave'em now." And along comes Bozack, champion of scrounging, not even considering this possible (or any other equally disturbing) variable Bozack: "Oh wow! French Fries! Yum yum! Looks like i don't even have to pay for them!" ::grabs double handful, neglects semen on several fries. Crams into mouth whle looking in all directions at once for sign of a waiter or a disgusted onlooker:: "ha ha ha YAH! It's great being a scrounge!" Scarf munch chew yumyumyum...down the hatch...potatoes semen and all. Shit. you should watch the end of Pulp Fiction and pay attention to what John Travolta's character has to say about individuals known as BUMS. You could stand to learn a thing or two. ::edited to be made slightly more scathing:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOZACK Posted November 26, 2003 Author Share Posted November 26, 2003 Originally posted by LENS First of all, BUY some cigarettes. they make these really cheap generic brands for folks like you. I'd reccomend Scotch-Buy brand smokes in your case. hmmm let me check my wallet. hmmm yeah 80 cents. do they sell cigs for 80 cents? i didn't think so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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